I just found out that my girlfriend has been giving all three of our roommates blowjobs. Weekly. For several months now.
She acts like it isn't a big deal. She says that blowjobs aren't sex, so it technically isn't cheating. She also said that they've been paying her $20 for each blowjob and then she handed me $1400. She called it "daddy's cut".
I'm a bartender and I have to go to work in an hour. All four of them are in the living room right now, watching TV. All of my roommates know I know now. They have been walking around my house with these shit-eating grins on their face. There is this awkward tension in the room, like they are all waiting for me to leave.
Should I go to work or should I quit my job and stay home to make sure they don't start throat banging my girlfriend 2 minutes after I walk out door?
That fucking slut doesn't deserve you and I would beat the shit out of your roommates.
Aaron Diaz
Bump the price to $50
Henry Bell
If she wants to whore herself out for you, then let her.
Film her and she'll probably go crazy for it.
Jose Stewart
man up.
go to work, then don't come home.
Ayden Morgan
Give your roommates blowjobs when she's in the room. Alt. find some random girl on craiglist and eat her out, record it, take 5 dollars for it.
Lincoln Ross
Just pimp her out, but fucking cut off your relationship with her. She is nothing more than a slut. Extort her for money, that's all she is good for.
Anthony Collins
You should tell your roommate's that they can fuck her for $200 and then go to work.
Juan Parker
Fucking this, be her pimp. If she can suck dicks then you can do things too.
Ryder Reed
copypasta/10 Fuck off with your cuck fantasies bullshit shills
William Foster
this.
I would get at least another thousand from her. Then end it.
Grayson Collins
this. also bump your cut a bit. and start dating a woman.
Evan Murphy
>believing it was blowjobs only >several months Nigger, reporting in. Your pimp game is weak,son. Never let a ho hold out on you. That bitch owes you like $10,000. Not exaggerating.
Cooper Richardson
Use her to get money, in the mean time you look for another girlfriend. And get the fuck out of that appartment. Or do you wanna live with dudes, who bang your girl behind your back?
Lucas Wood
Go to work, dumb her immediately. I'm sure it sucks. But you can't trust her anymore. I would start planning my leave. Don't let her trick you into staying.
Ian Cooper
I'm here all day, every day and I've never seen this before.
Post a link from the b archive proving that this is copypasta
Aiden Parker
Sup Forums doesn't have an archive
Lucas Cook
I doubt it. My roommates don't make that kind of money.
Leo Ortiz
Enjoy being cucked amigo. Go to work and dump her. As soon as you'll go out they'll fuck her brains out. hf
Liam Martinez
Call in late to work, act like you've left, give them 10 minutes and come back in.
Noah Barnes
This.
Jose Miller
Get one of those hidden video cams and set it to record her. Post here or save for future blackmail of them all. Tell her Daddy's cut just went up to 90%. Profit.
Jose Russell
This
anyone who takes this cereal is a retard with a cuck fantasy
Daniel Fisher
Hahaha blowjobs. She prolly doing anal for all you know. Smh. This is terrible bait. Don't know why I bother
Connor Perez
On the off chance this isn't bait, just dump her now. How can you be with a chick who is blowing four dudes, plus you? That's not wife material. Dump her and move on. As soon as I found out, I'd quietly be packing my shit and I'd just leave. No words, no fighting. Just hit the road and never look back. Ridiculous.
Gavin Roberts
I assume that when you have sex with her, you kiss her. Tongue and all.
What you need to do is count. Count how many individual sperm cells were likely in her mouth each time you put your tongue in it. How many of those sperm cells latched onto your tongue and went into your mouth.
And how many of individual sperm cells did you swallow.
Then think about how she knew she had sperm in her mouth and didn't tell. She just let you put your tongue into her sperm saturated saliva got off on you not knowing.
Ian Hernandez
Nope, you give that whore's money back, because a respectable person doesn't get money from other people blowjobs, then you dump her ass and spend at least 30 minutes schooling your roommates that bros come before hoes.
Jaxon Campbell
But that's what this board is for.
Anthony Carter
hey if you need a new room mate I could use a room?
Ryder Walker
Fuck that shit bro. Call in sick, get your shit together and move the fuck out. Maybe punch that shit eating grin from a couple of their faces.
Nathan Lopez
Google it, numerous Sup Forums /b archives
Joshua Hill
Make her bring in more hookers. Bang them all while you lock her in a cage.
Adam Morales
get shotty, clean house, leave town
Levi Sullivan
No man Sup Forums is about OC, raids and sweet memes that spawn out of fucking nowhere.
blacked, rate my dick, wincest, cuck and fur threads are cancer.
The same with all the mless videos having incest in their titles.
Evan Reyes
I mean I'm kinda broke so having a job+daddy's cut sounds nice. It's not like ur gunna marry her and u and ur roommates can get drunk and have a 5 way with her
Ian Baker
>for several months
Learn to read you illiterate autist
Gabriel Cruz
Prove it.
Jack Hall
Kill them. They are disgusting garbage.
Luke Brooks
>Sup Forums doesn't have an archive son, you're literally on one right now
Joshua Jenkins
Um, maybe just get a new girlfriend, but keep her around as a prostitute. I didn't realise how much money was still in "High Class" pimping until I started working for my cousins strip club
Henry Turner
no youre right that makes it better
Robert Martin
this right here, if u got a whore at least make it worth ur while. shes charginng ho prices have her charge hooker prices
Jonathan Morgan
>Continue this sham of a relationship while you find a new place to live >Keep taking your "cut" until you're ready to bail >Find a new girl and live happily ever after, just try to pick 'em better next time
Thomas Baker
OP, what the FUCK is your problem?
What is it?
Too caught up in your emotional moistness to know when it's time to pack your shit and leave?
You deserve all that shit. And yes they will proceed to further damage that whores' throat.
>Pussy boys like you should be gassed.
Julian James
Use the money to buy a gun and some bullets.
Jason Gutierrez
Are they all in the room together when she sucks dick? So everyone gets to watch? Quite a bargain for $20.
David Ross
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1400 WAS A CUT, NOT THE ENTIRE AMOUNT. PROBS NOT EVEN HALF THIS MEANS THAT SHE'S SUCKED MINIMUM 140 DICKS >of course this is a fake scenario and hasnt happened BUT REGARDLESS thats a slag right there, and only in a few months?????? sucking 6 dicks a day rough minimum
Jack Carter
OP, you should blow them instead.
Leo Gonzalez
seen the same shit in england, different company name
they charge you a lot for delivery so it's probably not worth it
tell her to up the price, dumb hoe suckin dick for 20 dollars wtf
Camden Harris
best answer
Carter Russell
She's just a money slut now. Extort her for money, but stop having an actual romantic relationship with her, get another more loyal girl.
Kayden Lopez
You need to learn math. Lets assume that she gave Op half of her total earnings.
That would mean her total income was $2800, which is 140 blowjobs. Lets assume that this has been going on for 4 months, which would make it 35 blowjobs a month. If all 3 roommates got the exact same amount of blowjobs, that would be nearly 12 blowjobs a month each. Which is 3 blowjobs a week. Each.
Given she's probably give each roommate an average of 3 blowjobs a week and the average dick is 5.5 inches with an average of 100 thrusts per session to cum, we have... 100 thrusts per session * 3 blowjobs * 11 inches (5.5 inch in, 5.5 inch out) = 3300 inches of dick per week per roommate. 3300 X 3 roommates = 9900 inches of dick per week. In 4 months that's 168,300 inches of dick, which is 2.65625 miles.
Get in your car and drive 2.6 miles and think of dicks laid end to end the whole way. She's had that much dick in her mouth.
She's a high mileage slut.
Tyler White
HOLY ROFL
I once did the math just like this on my wife of 18 years. She gave me a lot of hour-long blowjobs. The length of cock I've pumped into her mouth probably goes to the moon and back.
Connor Price
The first guy who posted this type of reply in a different thread (I'm sure you've seen the screencap) was pretty funny. You aren't, though. Nice try.
Kayden Howard
This. Take the money with you
Isaiah Perry
You are one lucky guy... I have been trying to convince my wife to suck cocks for extra money for years. Cunt just will not do it... Sounds like you got a keeper op.
Owen Phillips
What are those images top right, no ad block? Looks like a familiar site that you pay for and dont even get those specific pics.
so shes making rent money,just makesure she pays the rent, and if you go and get herpes or something they all suffer for their mistakes
Aiden Murphy
>implying pimps are beta
It doesn't get more alpha than pimpin yo.
Carson Richardson
what's autism like?
Jeremiah Wood
omg this is fucking epic.
Jacob Nguyen
the only reasonable answer
Aiden Foster
I don't adblock And, nope, I don't go to those websites so I wouldn't know :l
Josiah Perez
if it bothers u she sucks other dicks, ditch her. Tell her sucking a dick is intimate and thats cheating. But if u still get your dick sucked and u get extra money - stay. Just use condoms. Ull be able to afford it with that 1400$. Also u can laugh at your roommates, cuz u get their money
UM MAYBE BREAK UP WITH HER AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS
Caleb Parker
pimps don't marry their whores, and men don't make whores out of their wives.
Alexander Garcia
>blowjobs aren't sex
Jace Foster
I meant I was a faggot, but thanks for the jail bait hehehe
Camden Rodriguez
>wanting to stay home and babysit gf so she won't fuck his roomates
you pathetic fucking cuck. either accept the money and be her pimp while getting a real gf on the side, or kill them all. those are your two options.
Ayden Harris
this is bait fuck op and fuck all of you who replied thinking this actually happened
Brayden Lopez
jesus christ being this autistic of a cuck. Deal with the blowjobs and grins or take "daddy's cut" and bounce out. I feel like this shouldn't even be a second thought thing my man.
Jose Cruz
Pimps marry their bottom bitches all the time. If you think husbands don't pimp out their wives, you've never been to eastern Europe.
Easton Sanders
Undercut her price, tell them you'll suck them off for $15 each, don't giver her a cut.
Win.
Cooper Brooks
sell her asshole for 100 a pop
Joseph Flores
I said men, people who do this are bellow what I can call men.
Jaxon Torres
Congratulations, you just started your career as a pimp. Most people aren't as lucky as you. Just start pimping that bitch harder and ask her if she has any friends interested in making some money. You should be making moves my man.
Brody Foster
Fuck me, for 1400$ i would give them a blowjob. You got a good deal op.
Parker Bell
screen cap this
Liam Cook
Like the old saying "you can't fix stupid," you also "can't fix whore."
The problem here isn't her sucking other dick, the problem is *her lying to you*. There is *no* way to build any kind of personal relationship based on deceit.
Women trade their bodies for money all the time. That's what getting married is. What your ex-gf is doing is no different - sexually.
But what your ex-gf is doing that's utterly unacceptable is lying to you (given she's been swallowing goo for months) about something important. This behavior does not change and cannot be remedied. She's telling you - up front and outright - that she's incapable of being in a serious, meaningful relationship.
And that communication *is* something you can trust her about. She may be worth fucking, or pimping, but she's not a girlfriend for anyone with self-respect.
She obviously doesn't respect you. OK, fine, opinions vary. But if you stay with her all you're doing is proving her disrespect was completely justified.
Ex-gf.
Adam Davis
OKAY PANSY FAGGOT THIS IS WHAT YOU DO YOU GRAB A BASEBALL BAT AND CAVE IN THEIR SKULLS THEN YYOU FUCK YOUR BITCH UNTIL SHE PASS OUT OF ORGASMS
Daniel Sanchez
> That's what getting married is Well, from where I come from there some measure of love involved
Apart from that I completely agree with you.
Angel Harris
listen to this guy
Jack Ortiz
This. Digits speak truth
Noah Kelly
Do this and make sure you get another girl while pimping out that whore.
John Morris
HAHAHAH
thing is, if it wasn't cheating, there would be no secrecy.
get raed
Jose Brown
Don't be a cuck, faggot. Take the money and leave. You can live off 1400 for a while.
Tyler Cook
I too would hope love would be involved in marriage.
All I meant by that was to show how women have no other options in life. All they have are their bodies, which they then trade for the best deal they believe they can get. That's all they have. Thus to deny a woman that her body has value is to deny her entire existence as a woman. This is cruelty.
Some men want to believe that in marriage the basic nature of femininity is changed. It isn't. That's all I wanted to show.
It's a weak man who hates a woman for being a woman. The strong man is able to keep a woman in line when she would stray. This strength is what women *crave* - because they above all know they can't control themselves.
But part of that masculine strength is being able to judge whether a woman, like any other animal, can be sufficiently domesticated. All women will try to stray - otherwise they wouldn't be worth fucking and owning. But the decision any man must make is whether the amount of work required is worth the reward.
Jace James
You honestly brought this on yourself by letting 3 guys live in the same house as your gf. At least you're making money off it, something most guys in your position wouldn't be
Juan Edwards
Take the 1400 she gave and go to a strip club. Don't come back for the entire night and when you do in morning make sure to smell like hookers and strippers
Joseph Richardson
To spite his whore gf? Whats the point you weak ass faggot
Jack Taylor
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Jace Walker
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