If u had to Fuck amy shumer, what position would u resort to

If u had to Fuck amy shumer, what position would u resort to

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Id probably just doggy style the beast

Her on top so she'd crush me and I wouldn't have to live with the shame.

the Iron Lung.

i'm laying down, my body is in a box, she is in a box, she is doing whatever but i cannot see the box, when i've came, the box and it's contents are taken away and burned.

whatever position i can pull off while shifaced

I wouldn't fuck her at all. She's ugly as fuck.

Easy

Erotic asphyxiation

This.

In the ass too, of course.

Excellent.

Can I choose for her to drug me, so I pass out and she can have her way with me?
Sounds like the least traumatic choice to me.

I'd rather kill myself.

But if that's not allowed; the jewish sheet.

Whats the penalty if i don't

Bag over the head anal

me on top with her legs up in the air for maximum chance of impregnating her

You have to fuck Hillary Clinton and Ruth Ginsberg at the same time.

That's honestly better

Hillary has a thicc ass, id Fuck her

she used to be so cute too man. she was like a 9 back in the day. 11 with personality.

I've never watched her sketches and I don't plan to, so could somebody explain in a few words what makes her jokes so bad and why is she so terrible?

How can one woman look so much like a pig?

We got some granny lovers here I see. At least Amy isnt 400 years old

There's no funny position ay?

I guess I'd take a seat on a computer and have her blow slowly while I watch ecchi anime.

Dubs of truth

She steals them.

In the shower, because I will never feel clean again, though this is only a hypothetical

i actually think she's really funny.

this isn't at all representative of the show, but is really clever and hilarious.

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I'd have to go with her on top so I could wield a can of fabrize in one hand and a bottle of seagrams in the other.

Legs up so i could enjoy her asshole, pussy, tits and face.
Man there is something about her that makes me want to fuck her so bad.

The NFC Connection

I walk up to her and bump her once in the butt, beep and leave

sorry replied to wrong person

Missionary: knees to forehead. Pound that pussy as hard and as deep as possible. Make her remember forever, never forget!!!

Fetal position.

If it's clever, hilarious and coming from her, it is probably stolen.

Shes hate fuckeable

Not really into bestiality but if I had to then I would want her to sit on my face so I don't have to live with myself after.

Former first lady who isn't Barbara Bush and a currently sitting SC Justice. Way more respectable that Schumer.

Doggy, how else can you deliver swift and hard donkey punches that she so clearly deserves. If I have to fuck that jew I'm going to do it full of hate.

Mfw liking Amy Schumer is a fetish

you're an idiot

Or my comedic tastes might be different.
The few times I've laughed at her stuff, I looked it up and discovered it wasn't hers.

I would build a wood table with 2 legs on one side and a cut out section on the other. She would be downward dog under the table and I would watch porn while using her fleshsack as a place to unload.

I would fuck her sense of humour up and down.

Amy on top
I'm used to worse

Her whole routine is based on her vagina and how proud she is to be getting dick at her weight. She started on stage and then took the exact same shtick to her TV show, then took it back on stage. Her humor is geared towards women but If a guy doesn't appreciate it he is automatically a misogynist. She is literal cancer.

Doggy style bag on head.... my head...

The amyschumerbeingpursuedbyasalad.jpeg

It starts with me taking my prehardened cock out and twisting it until it comes off at the base then chopping and frying it in I cant believe its not butter while I prepare the salad and diet ice tea

Rather die.

That guy that raped her...
He didn't rape her hard enough.

the donald trump

walk side by side with her while trying to hold her hand

>the guy that raped her

Did she get raped? I remember her telling a story where SHE raped a guy, not her raping him....

holy fuck check my image

missionary so I can look into her eyes

necrophilia

Doggystyle, has to be. I won't have to look at her, plus I can put my phone on her back and watch porn to maintain my erection.

Holy fuck KYS!

That's enough mental imagery for the day

Amazon....shes more manly than me

I'd basically try to recreate that scene from Deliverance...

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I would do her with a 1ft long shit I had frozen in my freezer I made earlier I would ram it hard into her cunt while she was bent over a table and as it starts to warm up I would smear that shit on her ass help and fuck her roughly up the ass.