Trips do my yearbook quote

Trips do my yearbook quote

"No one knew who I was, until I put on the mask"
- bill clinton 2001

I listen to Meatloaf a lot.

"he's gay -->"

I asked Sup Forums for my senior quote and this guy rolled trips

"reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep tonight"

Roll for this.

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Everyone should die except Bill, he's cool.

"Aids."

Infowars.com, the home of the #1 Internet News Show in the World.

Those who think they can and those who think they can't are both equally right.

Hi my name is op and im a big flaming pile of mustard

I was OP long time ago

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

I met the hacker called fourchan once. -OP

Kek bless this quote

"Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." -Arthur C. Clarke

natural selection... fucker should be shot

Op here, more funny shit, less inspirational stuff if possible

your lucky i didn't shoot this place up

Excuse me sir, hi. I'm a vulnerable little girl.
I'm 12 years old.
It would appear I've lost my mother in that barbie section of the toy aisle of the department store. Could you please help me? I would be so grateful if you did...
Oh, whats that? My mommy is in the men's restroom? Well, i'm stupid as hell so I guess i'll follow you. Oh, ok, now we're in the restroom. Themen'srestroom. Wha. wha-what WHAT? What the heck are you doing? You're unzipping your pants. Wow, is that aPENIS? I've heard alot about those. What's that, you want me to suck it? Ok.
OMNOMNOMNNOMONOMONOM...
I don't know how this'll help me find my mom, but WHUTEVS.
MONOMONPMOOMONOMNOMONONMNOMOMONOSLURPNomonomOONONOM.
Well. That was a tasty treat thatcan notbe beat. Anyways wheres my mom?
What's that? You have a gun and you're going to murder me?
Ok! See ya later

I came here to lick bums and eat boogers. I'm all out of boogers. Come here boy

"Excellent!" - Bill and Ted

"Islam is a religion of peace"

Kek

Happy 20th ANALversary my PokéTHOTS. On this day in 1996, we had to pick between BulbaSLUT , COCKmander , or SQUIRTle , then we all needed money for some GOLD and SILVER so we got our RUBY pussies popped till they were SAPPHIRE by our Sugar Daddy's dick that was hard as DIAMONDS ready to give us a PEARL necklace. Whether BLACK or WHITE, we all pray to our lord, Ar-CUMMIES for some rated fun (none of that rated shit) Send this to 20 of your kinkiest PokéTHOTS Get 0 back and Team COCKet will steal all of your PokéBALLS Get 5 back and you'll be CUMpion of the PokéTHOT League Get back and your ass will be RED and BLUEtonight Get 20 back and your Sugar Daddy will be helping you "Catch 'Em All" from when the SUN cums up to when the MOON goes down

you fool. you absolute baffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. i didnt want war. but i didnt start it.

"ooga booga, me make mess in pants"

"Anybody want a peanut?" - Andre the Giant

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

cock

"Everybody is not a victim" - Bill Cosby

Jewish Taco!!!

roll

"Op is gay" -user

It will take a crane to get it out

anal

Fap. Rap. Trap.

"Do be do be do."

-Frank Sinatra

If you're reading this, you're gay

You were all lucky that I'm waiting to shootup my college instead

Time to start meth

Roll

OP here, I get that reference

we're out of toilet paper

rerolling

holy fuck check my image

...got this paste

"My mother taught me to treat a lady respectfully."

-Chris Brown

rerolling to send the fbi to your school

Rolll

Fuck off pleb

#WhiteLivesMatter

kek

Death is whimsical today

Blame obama

"Pound Town" is overrated

Roll for dis

18 holes a day, and i still find time for golf

Found out my dad is a flamer

Slavery is not a valid excuse for modern stupidity and laziness. I'll gladly buy you a ticket home.

"fool me once shame on you,
but teach a man to fool me and i will be fooled for the rest of my life" - Friedrich Nietzsche

888 check em

Op here, Good thing i dont live in the states

"Anybody want a peanut?" - Andre the Giant

"When the red river flows, take the dirt road home"

Magic: The Gathering got me laid

Sure hope that my teacher doesn't find out I like him

You can't spell slaughter without laughter

Thiss

I sucked a dick for my grades

Remove Kebab

"I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P"

I'm useless, but not for long, the future is coming on.

reroll

Roll

I am a woman in a mans body.

Niggers

Roll

I'm movin' to Deeeeeetroit city!

Reroll

Shut the fuck off, kid

No means yes, yes means anal

Roll

I am a proud supporter of LGBTBBQ rights, and I don't care who knows!

9Gag and ifunny are the best!

Reroll

I once fapped to the thought of watching both Trump and Pence DP Hillary Clinton while Bill plows Chelsea

I failed the toilet paper roll test

Why do they call Asians "pancake face"?

Traps aren't gay.

Reroll

I'm actually not gay you guys

I said a hip hop a hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop you don't stop the rocket to the bang bang boogie said up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogity beat

Roll

Hitler was right

Im secretly genderqueer. Please don't tell my parents...XD

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

Hitler was wrong