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Seth Jones's momma.

>rags

>You're a therapist
>pic related comes into your office and sits down for a meeting
>this is the first time you've met

What are the first words out of your mouth, Sup Forums?

Can anyone defeat Flim Flammers?

What does the fox say?

>furpuck

reminder that canada lost teen hockey again

Hey, I thought this guy was meant to be ELITE?

>Fox suit
>Kongs jersy
>HIM purse
>He's wearing fucking pants

I dont even know where to start

He is, he's just slumping hard and half his team's ded so he's not getting bailed out offensively. Every goalie goes through this shit, the good ones bounce back, and Price is going to be given every opportunity to regain his confidence

Weber doesn't play D.

>YFW both teams lost the Weber/Subban trade

Confidence wasn't the right word, I probably should have said "regain his old form"

when did you start watching tiny toons

>bailed out offensively
>implying an NHL offense should need to score 5-8 goals

SHOOK

's still early in the season I know... But maybe the kid just isn't ready for the NHL yet? With the media hounding him, the pressure of being considered the next "great one", fuck I wouldn't be able to handle that shit. Maybe having him in the minors for another year or two to develop a bit wouldn't have been a bad idea. The kid is only 18. At 18 I was complete fucktard who had no idea what I wanted to do. Not much has changed... but I'd like to think I have a bit of a better head on my shoulders now. I actually feel really bad for Mcdavid, and I hope we don't ruin him.
Edit: I'm being lynched for ever daring to doubt the greatness of Connor Mcdavid. How dare I say such blasphmey after only THREE games. You're right, he may only be 18 years old, but he has the emotional maturity of a Buddhist monk, and the body and athleticism as a top olympic athlete. He may have hit puberty only 3 to 4 years ago, but he is a grown man now, capable of all pressure and criticism that comes his way. I am but a lowly neckbeard maple leafs fan who lives in my mothers basement here to shit on him for not getting 50 goals in his first 3 games. I am a rodent, and he is a golden god. I'm going to go light myself on fire now. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways with you jamming the downvote arrow on your computer screen with all your might and telling me how much of an idiot I am.

>Price has a GAA of 6.50

nice meme

More like 3+

But if you get scored on, then your team scores, then you get scored on again, you have entirely different mindset than if you just get scored on 2x in a row. Things can get away from you really quickly. Also its more like 3-8, leaning more to the 3-4 range

Saros is axiomatically the best goalie in the league, you can't deny it

>saros shill still at it

Saros is the best goalie in hockey though

when did you give up on the shorks?

>Finnish goaltending

in the AHL maybe.

>Juicy Saros is 5'11
kek he will be a backup

>they literally CAN'T score on this manlet

>tuukka is the only top 10 finnish tendie
really sparks my brain cylinders

he was the best goalie in the AHL and he's the best in the NHL too

>wolf costume

How come no NHL team is named after wolves?

Would be a good team name.

Better than >golden knights

>.957 save percentage, 1.25GAA, last 3 international appearances all shutouts

Canadians on suicide watch

>generously listed at 5'11
>thinking he's anything but the next Enroth

coyotes are kind of like little annoying wolves

coyotes are just a smaller breed of canine

why is a burger hyping a fins international record?

is this some sort of next level cuckening?

Would you take of your mask?

That'd probably what I would start with, then if that wasn't possible the treatment would aim at the person taking off the costume.

>guys he's going to suddenly realize he's short and stop being good!

lmao

Find me a #1 goalie in the NHL that's listed under 6 feet.

Hasek was only 5'11"

Tim Thomas

the best goalie in the last decade

literally a one hit wonder
kek so one goalie over the last 30 years? Saros is fucked.

Saros

You don't understand what it's like to having a greatest ally you stupid fucking hat. Plus I'm a preds fan so Saros is literally the G.O.A.T

Juuse saros

Saros has no weakness in his game, I dare you to identify a single one
>hurrr he's 5'11 :^)
Saros is the best goalie propsect to come since Hasek, a once in a lifetime tier player

>literally a one hit wonder

He has two Vezinas though

Okay fine he had 2 really good seasons but the rest were average. Calling him the best goalie in the last 10 years is hilarious though.

Price looks like he's shorter than 6 ft on his portrait fotos tbf

>NHL norm is lanklet goalies
>give them manlet and they have no clue what to do

foolproof plan really

He had the best peak, it's not crazy.

Backstrom should have won in 09

lmao that was the year timmy t was out dueled by cam ward

What did he mean by this?

Have you considered suicide?

>"Please not the face, the Jersey shore babes love it"

Rick Nash has scored >40 goals two years ago. Not a single one of them was a snipe. Then he regressed.
On Dec. 17 he sniped one top shelf from a bad angle on the short side because the goalie didn't stay square, tried to play the pass and went down to the butterfly way too early despite being 5'11".

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>tfw you will never hang out with a lit Auston Matthews

>posting this on the internet
Oh boy the media is going to have a fucking field day with this one. Also, he dances like a queer.

>this is the next generation hockey player
i'm done lads

>-15℉
Lads it's chilly

Best Nash goal of all time?

youtube.com/watch?v=-7Iec1taUtw

he isn't though.

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lmao thank godness NHL has Laine to market.

he is a nice boy don't bully him

Yeah, they can show young hockey players how to prevent brain damage from open ice hits.

>Finnish player
>in Winnipeg
>market

CuJo was king of manlets

Is Martin St. Louis the reason cam Atkinson is so good now

Downloaded and made into WebM for the lazy

He's already much more famous than matthews because he has personality. No one knows matthews in europe for example.

Rick Nash is a wrister guy he's never been a sniper
He's always wristed goals and he's got speees

>finnish hubris at its finest

I bet most sunbelt states don't even know Winnipeg has a team or even point it out on a map.

>He's already much more famous than matthews in Finland because Fin

Fixed

sunbelt states don't even know they have a team

>I bet most sunbelt states don't even know where Canada is and point it out on a map.

FTFY

>i bet most sunbelt states don't even know where sunbelt states are on a map
FTFY

If any /hoc/-poster was thrown into an NHL game, their best option for scoring a goal would be to stand between the puck and the goal and hope that the puck touches them before going into the net.

Fact.

Russians make me mad GO BLU JACKETS

you're a good person

mcdavid is my fucking twin. at least inside

I wouldn't be too bad I can skate and shoot

Define "too bad" please

>erie ottists

that particular year almost all of his goals were "greasy" goals as you'd call them

FUCK YOU
I DO WHAT I WANT
IT'S THE CURRENT FUCKING YEAR

I might get crushed but I will be able hold my own as a defenseman

No offense, but I highly doubt it.

Tbh I could be an ice scraper

Sure thing bud. It's totally believable you could "hold your own" with NHL players.

I think so too tbf

finland is fucking GAY

>this delusion
Lmao

downvote

I play college hockey

Yea, remember that beer league vs ex NHL vids? Even moving up to d2 they make you humble as fuck, NHL players are really fucking good.

>paid career athletes are good at their trade

can we expect any more revelations like this?

>worse skater than hal gill
>weaker than nathan gerbe
>worse hands than george parros

elite

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we are a happy bunch.

Who can stop the Preds when Forsberg is on fire again?

>just got carried to win by manlet goalie
preds aren't going anywhere m8

>nhl players are really fucking good
what did he mean by this?

>I could hold my own with NHL players