My wife is about to leave for maybe an hour or so to sell lipstick to a client over coffee.
Do I take the chance and blaze it and risk getting caught being high when she gets back? (She absolutely is against weed and would flip shit if I smoked)
Josiah Reed
>wife sells lipstick >worried about her reaction
DO IT FAGGOT, NOTHING TO LOSE
Jeremiah Cooper
Smoke weed everyday.
Evan Gonzalez
yeah man, do it.
Ayden Davis
>Married >Hides pot from the wife Whatever you say
Ayden Morris
Give me a better reason
Thomas Williams
Your wife or your mom? If you're a grown ass man do what you want
Henry Adams
Don't be a pussy, pussy
Aaron Foster
I work jobs that require me to definitely not be smoking and I just recently picked it back up
Joshua Gray
I didn't marry a whore and I don't live at home with my mom, unlike half of Sup Forums
Aiden Kelly
and your wife would tell them? how is the relevant?
Jack Gonzalez
>wife >absolutely against something you do >so much you feel the need to hide it from her then why did you wife her?
Benjamin Smith
just smoke in your back yard you idiot
Sebastian Roberts
You posted on Sup Forums wanting us to convince you to get high and are worried about your wife, who should support you in your degeneracy. This is a non-issue nigger, you already want to do it.
Nolan Morris
Have some fucking self control and get a hobby instead of wasting your life on getting dumb and slow.
Cameron Jones
Probably the most reasonable comment here. Thanks.
Case closed no pot for me, who wants this shit?
Benjamin Perry
your wife is selling lipstick over coffee aka she about to get fucked by another dude at his house
Nathaniel White
>sell lipstick to a client
is that the new euphemism for blowjobs for a buck fitty?
Jordan Ramirez
Just don't act like a fucking retard when she gets back.
Go smoke in your backyard. Throw your clothes in the wash. Take a shower and chill.
My wife hates it when I pop soma or other pills but I do anyway. If she catches me the worst I'd get is not getting sex for the night.
Hudson Moore
The only reason I'd get mad at my husband is if he smoked all the weed alone. Fuck her blaze it
Chase Green
Your wife is selling lipstick over coffee? Lets be honest, it doesnt take an hour to sell lipstick op..
Owen Roberts
Me
Daniel Bailey
If she doesn't like you smoking then either A: don't do it because you married her knowing she didn't like it B: do it anyways and then if she finds out come to an agreement Or C: divorce her ass. Most couples get divorced anyways so I say take your weed and leave.
Kayden Rodriguez
This is so pathetic I'm praying it's bait.
At this level, you're looking up to turbo cucks.
Ethan Smith
its b8 m8
Benjamin Roberts
Are you the guy that's buying the lipstick?
Tell us about that...
Nathaniel Murphy
And it doesnt take coffee to sell make up
instead of smoking maybe you should follow her or ask where shes going for coffee and when she isnt at the "coffee shop" you know why
Alexander Brooks
fug
John Ross
Obviously Lipstick sales arent doing to well and She cant afford to have her husband lose his job. Shed have to find someone else to support her to pursue her career in lipstick sales.
Chase Brooks
You got the time to get some red eye drops I'm sure. Smoke em if you got em dude
Ian Roberts
So how exactly does she sell this "lipstick"? Does she wear it while she's blowing him so he can see how lovely that shade of red looks on his big nigger cock? Because that's what "sell lipstick over coffee" sounds like to me.
Evan Jackson
Sounds like you need a new wife OP. Sounds like she's made sure you feel she'd leave you if you lost that job. Di
Levi Robinson
Everyone does. The only way you'll end up tested nowadays is if you're involved in an accident tho
Ayden Flores
dont do it, bad trip ahead. smoke when you are happy and have spare time. cheers bro.
Dylan Rivera
Thanks for typing this out for me. kek
Gavin Sanders
AKA she wears the pants
Jack Edwards
"bad trip" from pot? Lmao, found the wannabe druggie
Josiah Lopez
>Dilemma: >My wife is about to leave for maybe an hour or so to suck some nigger's cock. >Do I take the chance and blaze it and risk getting caught being high when she gets back? (I am the biggest cuck that ever lived and she would yell at me and berate my tiny dick if she found out.)
>fixed it for you.
Oliver Thompson
Why marry someone who hates the most amazing thing on earth?! I just started seeing my first stoner girl and it's amazing as fuck. You're a grown ass man hiding from your girl like some teenager hiding it from their parents. Smoke that bowl and rethink your poor life choices OP.
Brandon Gutierrez
That user is fucking retarded. Bad trips on pot lol. You can have anxiety attacks on pot but they're nothing like a bad trip.
Andrew Hernandez
>wife is a lipstick saleswoman are you fucking kidding me
Jason Johnson
Are you that much of an addict you degenerate weed smoker? Smoke another time. Can't you wait?
Jayden Morgan
Stop being a pussy faggot and get high, you are going to let a woman run your life?
Easton Flores
My thoughts exactly. My ex wife used to get pissed at me when I would smoke, but I eventually got her to try it, and after that, we smoked together almost daily. We ended up getting divorced because she wouldn't stop fucking niggers. (Which is unrelated to the pot smoking, she was just a whore.)
Nathan Scott
smoke outside, wash clothes, shower, and have a few drinks just enough so your breath smells a bit and blame it on the alcohol if she thinks youre high.
Jack Morgan
Why are you married to this cunt? Be a fucking man and do what you want you spineless man child. She is likely fucking her clients because they re not pussy bitches.
Josiah Bailey
nice doubles tho. and nice smoking
Nolan Russell
make an alarm or reminder cause you are going to for sure forget at what time she gets back
Gabriel Edwards
But the other half of Sup Forums that doesn't live with their moms or married whores thinks you're pathetic.
Man up and smoke, or quit and keep your wife happy. Nobody gives a shit what you do. But asking a bunch of strangers on the internet how you should handle your marriage is almost as pathetic as hiding your weed habit from your wife.
Gavin Morris
>sell lipstick to a client So that's what the kids call blowjobs these days Blaze that fucker up
Michael Perez
DO IT FAGGOT!
Mason Collins
I'm interested in purchasing some "lipstick", as well. Perhaps your wife would like to come over to my place and "sell" me some "lipstick" for the next few hours? I have plenty of "hot coffee".
Chase Morales
Was in a similar situation with my ex op, simple solution is take a stroll, get cooked, come home and if she suspects anything play it off as her being paranoid