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hows your night going? what you up to??
faps for the day? zero here.

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It's good to see those sweet tits back on Sup Forums! Did you have some more of the jager bombs, tonight? Give us a good party mix play list.

no drinks tonight. just chillin. party mix?? hmmm not really have a list set, but i have several songs i listen to alot when i drink Lol.

I started chatting up a girl i'm interested in. It's going well so far. This is a first for me.

Post the tunes, my man.

Where do you know the lovely lady from and how long have you two been chatting it up?

>i see this beautiful man online
>immediately get an overwhelming feeling of kinship

I think we might me soulmates my man. Are you interested in any way about having homosexual coitus? You would be my first.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLazdPPy4kZ8yOKgc4izINfOMSN1rAKGFe

if this link works, theres several lol.
well dont be too eager and scare her off, dont be lewd as fuck unless she is. and dont be pushy Lol. take it alittle slow, unless you know her better than that, some girls dont mind it being fast and people upfrontness but alot do not, they would much rather have it slow and steady. gl mate, truely hope you get the girl.

lolololololol, unfortunately i do not. but ill post nips?? Lol

Link works, mate.

Hello you husky reincarnation of the messiah. My day is quite lousy as I've had to work all weekend but I did get to blow a load in the women's toilet at work using my hot coworker's hand lotion since I was the only one there. So at least there's that. At home with a beer now. How about you?

what's up desanex? why isn't your fat neckbeard streaming tonight?

stressed the fuck out niBBa

hell yeah bro. enjoy Lol.
Lmao sounds good bro, a fap at work is usually much hotter than at home. guess its the atmosphere?? im having a good night, just playing some vidya and watching TURN. pretty damn good show.
please. share what is up bro.
EHH netflix. mostly just sitting here wanting to relax atm.

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>photoshopping yourself into a pic
cringe

Those are some pretty good nipples. I would love to inject some milk into you chest and suck on them until I get my calcium dose for the day.

actually, it was Sup Forums who did that for me mr. summer.
several other pictures aswell. but thanks for the bump.

Kek. I'll bet masturbation is more fun when you've got holes in your hands.

Qaaaauuuuaaaaads check em

lolololololoololololololol
im sure it would be pretty fucking awful actually.

FUCK YOU

quads. hell yeah nigga.

Your quads might have beaten me this time, but I will be back you faggot.

Sweet ARR poster, OP.

Which server do you play in?

hella summer LOL

Hey you fat motherfucker. I'm good. At work on a 12 hour shift. Browsing the 4chin. No faps for me today. However I'm going to soon as I get home. Any recommendations? Also how YOU doing?

Excalibur. playing right now actually. 67 whm :O

>go to xhamster
>search adventures of a cumbucket
>enjoy.
doin good, relaxed. my weekend off.
bring it on user

You sir can leave if you're going to act like that.

>search adventures of a cumbucket
I need a bit more context on that I don't want to accidentally watch trap or gay porn, you fat motherfucker.

That's my favorite.

Stop pretending you're me you fucking cunt. I'll jack off to trap porn I don't care

the name of the video is literally that.
>no traps. or gay shit. there is a nigger during the spitroast though. incase you dont like niggers. i dont mind them so much in pr0n, but its at the end, plenty of goodies before it.

Heavenly quads have spoken. Fat Jesus was chosen by the people.

I fapped once today but might again cuz i'll be awake for a while still

Awesome. I have characters on gilgamesh and midgardsormr but I can't reactivate my sub yet cause I'm broke...

What do you think of the new jobs?

>claims someone is impersonating him in an anonymous imageboard
Do you realize how fucking retarded you are?
Also, I never said I was you, you fucking retarded faggot. An hero.

knock out another one brother, you will think about it for hours until you finally do it then be like, fuck i just wasted hours prolonging it. ive made this mistake too many times. now i try to blow and go asap so i can get on with my day.

havent tried them yet, but both look fun, samurai looks interesting, RDM looks like another black mage. ill play it eventually but not for awhile. i like the new areas, but honestly they are bland so far.

which celebrity do you fap to?

>newfag learned how to greentext
>tries to act tough on an anonymous imageboard
>imageboard

Top kek. Lurk moar kid.

aren't you afraid someone is going to recognize you and send these pics to someone you know?

tbh?? none. i like celebs but i dont fap to them. i like amature stuff. more real life looking stuff.

>I've got no argument so I'm just going to call him a newfag
an hero you retarded waste of skin newfag.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
100% of my friends browse Sup Forums, my family see's me anytime they come to my house, Just like this, i hate wearing anything but boxers Lol. couldnt care less user. but to some one who hasnt seen me on here before, i can see where you are coming from.
you new here user??

The amount of cringe in your post...I bet you're a manlet

Man, if you were at a normal weight you would be really attractive.Shame

Making fun of user for misused greentext while misusing greentext. Back to 9gag with you.

Kek samefag. Try harder

>I've got no argument so I'll just call him a manlet!! XD XD XD
stop projecting. I can sense how angry you're getting kek. You just keep coming up with more retarded insults.

thanks user :) i know i would. ive lost about 10 pounds now, and working on it. first person to really bring my weight up. impressive. 50 posts even lol. usually its within the first 3 posts haha.

>samefag
If that makes your world easier to live in then you go right ahead and believe it.

not that user but if you scroll back up you will see that I called you a fat motherfucker and a fat neckbeard.

How long have you been shit posting on Sup Forums? I've been here for years (sadly, its true) and I think last night was the first I've seen of you. If you say years I'm going to be pissed I've missed out all this time.

true, but you did not ask questions about it, just insults lol

honestly yes, but only a few, i think i started posting in 2014, but ive been here since 2003.

Keep it up, you can do it

gonna need to do it, no matter what. diabetes isnt good.

internet fiiiight

Why two microphones, though? Do you do radio or youtibe?

youtube*

Damn it! Well, my sweet prince in the dark, I'll keep my eye out for you, now that I know. Enjoy your night. Later, mate.

you got diabetes? have you changed your diet at all?

lol sall good night matey, have a good one.
nah, the snowball one, white one, is much better, other was a gift.

in many ways. i still eat what i want, just with salads, and less ammounts of the bad shit. cant quit cold turkey on shitty food, thats the worst idea ever.

what up my mage man. faped twice already, came here for the third one actually but you post distracted me.

I feel you my nigga. I was diagnosed about 2 years ago with pre-diabetes. It's so hard to quit eating the foods that I crave.
I've quit smoking, drugs and alcohol way easier than quitting eating shit like cookies or a hamburger with a shake.

its fucking awful isnt it? but once you get into that mind set and food set, its so much better. inifnite more energy. and obviously live longer. its terrible when you constantly fill your body full of poison like fast food.
Lol my bad user, get your fap on, come back after :)

did everyone die? kk

No I'm just busy getting ready to fap. Later Desanex, see you around.

do you live in a fucking closet?

i dont, just not in a big room is all. its comfy and just enough space
later brehh.

hey op are we related?

ied say we could easily be cousins. :P im half mexican, you??