got sis this for her 21st bday trips decides what I write on the back
Got sis this for her 21st bday trips decides what I write on the back
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'no'
should have got a vibrator, would be more useful
Metallica Rules
I've wanted to fuck you for 5 years now
CAPTAIN NIGGER
Just draw a picture of her vagina getting pummelled by your cock with "you & me 4 ever" under it
Nigger
ground beef queef
pink like your pussy
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
To:my little cum bucket
From:daddy
Stop fucking the dog.
i love nigger cock
Queef in my face Daddy
sad
These are all great
My suggestion: Draw a big ol' swastica
'Best sis ever
Love you'
Lets fuck tonight bby
Roll
niggers tongued my anus
im a fucking pedophile
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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Hanako best girl
I watch you while you sleep sexy ;)
My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
I might have the Irritable Bowel Syndrome maybe
My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
On the way to the doctor the police delayed me
They gave me the random search on the subway
I was like, "Wait! I'm not black or Arab or Latino, ese!"
He went through my bag and my anger was ample
I probably shoulda stopped the cop before he found my stool sample
He was all, "Hell, no!" I was like, "Haha!"
He said "You can go." I said, "See you later, brah!"
I took my bag of crap to the lab that night
To see if maybe down in Mexico I got myself a parasite
I feel bad for that cop, it must be a drag
To find out white people carry scary shit in their bag
My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
Sometimes I have poop in my backpack.
My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
There's a New York sportscaster named Len Berman. Crazy!
Page me Len! I think that we should talk
Maybe grab a little drink or go for a walk
I mean what if it's not just our names that's reversed?
Like if Len Berman stubs his toe, does Ben Lerman feel it first?
What if we each possess half a special power
And if we ever got together this magic would flower
And bring about world peace! Now that's a happy ending!
But then again, it might release the Armageddon
It's too risky, Len! Don't even email me
My name is Ben Lerman I play ukulele
damnit....so close
reroll
Lemme NUT
Mom doesn't have to know ;)
I want to finger you like this ukulele
Hitler did nothing wrong
do it faggot
I fingered you in your sleep
DON'T FUCKING START WITH ME BOY
So close! But seriously, this.
WINRAR
Rerool
Happy birthday you little faggot
Hitler did nothing wrong
Lets get freaky ;)
Train your fingers so you can give me better handjobs
are you retarded?
I masturbate to cp and loli
you want to fuck your sister, don't you user? also roll
Shit win
Hitler did nothing wrong
Nuggets tongue my anus
Nigger that's only dubs.
kill yourself lilly is best girl
Suck my shmeat
hope your sister is cool with it
Wasn't trips nigger
this but etch it in with a knife and draw it like a complete retard
ROLL
are you and idiot or just stupid?
WELP
Winrar
*niggers
I always wanted to smash dat ass
OOOOOOOO WINRAR
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Niggers tounge my anus
My nigga
Get rekt bitch
padre
please kys
I know you're 21 but I got you an shitty pink ukulele because that's what I think you're worth
Megaman is best girl
WINRAR
Winrar
that ones lame. i wanted op to have something degrading, not humerus
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Op better deliver
ROLL FOR THIS, OP IS A FAGGOT!!!!
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U r an gay and gay
Roll
Deliver on the winrar
SHIIIITTT OP FUKING DOO ET!
noice
my bruv
Oh look at me so high and mighty while i leave for fucking scotland because thats the only problem my writers could think off other than almost fucking my boyfriend to death
fuckin ledge
shut up
this is your isn't it
OP delivered, legend, please, post her reaction
the fucking madman actually did it. bravo op
Isn't about the plot.
It's about the person
I love trump and I want to suck your pussy sis
praise kek
this is all a fake made up ruse made up by hollywood. its all smoke a mirrors chump. youve been official trolled on the internet
>I love trump and I want to suck your pussy sis
>praise kek
LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT
liam literaalllyy a madmannn
If I tell you to go die in a fire, and you actually DO die in a fire, will I still be able to save at least 15% by switching to Geico?
fart fart fart
Im sorry
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Oh look at me, a shy, overly sympathizable girl who lost her parents, has a therapist, doesnt talk to anyone, and cant masturbate without getting a carpet burn. Is that better than Lilly's story? Plus, her path is short as fuck, and it's still bad.
Happy Birthday To Uke..
OP either has balls of steel or the IQ of a tard