Got sis this for her 21st bday trips decides what I write on the back

got sis this for her 21st bday trips decides what I write on the back

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'no'

should have got a vibrator, would be more useful

Metallica Rules

I've wanted to fuck you for 5 years now

CAPTAIN NIGGER

Just draw a picture of her vagina getting pummelled by your cock with "you & me 4 ever" under it

Nigger

ground beef queef

pink like your pussy

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

To:my little cum bucket
From:daddy

Stop fucking the dog.

i love nigger cock

Queef in my face Daddy

sad

These are all great

My suggestion: Draw a big ol' swastica

'Best sis ever
Love you'

Lets fuck tonight bby

Roll

niggers tongued my anus

im a fucking pedophile

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Hanako best girl

I watch you while you sleep sexy ;)

My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
I might have the Irritable Bowel Syndrome maybe
My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele

My name is Ben Lerman I the play ukulele
On the way to the doctor the police delayed me
They gave me the random search on the subway
I was like, "Wait! I'm not black or Arab or Latino, ese!"
He went through my bag and my anger was ample
I probably shoulda stopped the cop before he found my stool sample

He was all, "Hell, no!" I was like, "Haha!"
He said "You can go." I said, "See you later, brah!"
I took my bag of crap to the lab that night
To see if maybe down in Mexico I got myself a parasite
I feel bad for that cop, it must be a drag
To find out white people carry scary shit in their bag

My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
Sometimes I have poop in my backpack.

My name is Ben Lerman I play the ukulele
There's a New York sportscaster named Len Berman. Crazy!
Page me Len! I think that we should talk
Maybe grab a little drink or go for a walk
I mean what if it's not just our names that's reversed?
Like if Len Berman stubs his toe, does Ben Lerman feel it first?

What if we each possess half a special power
And if we ever got together this magic would flower
And bring about world peace! Now that's a happy ending!
But then again, it might release the Armageddon
It's too risky, Len! Don't even email me
My name is Ben Lerman I play ukulele

damnit....so close

reroll

Lemme NUT

Mom doesn't have to know ;)

I want to finger you like this ukulele

Hitler did nothing wrong

do it faggot

I fingered you in your sleep

DON'T FUCKING START WITH ME BOY

So close! But seriously, this.

WINRAR

Rerool

Happy birthday you little faggot

Hitler did nothing wrong

Lets get freaky ;)

Train your fingers so you can give me better handjobs

are you retarded?

I masturbate to cp and loli

you want to fuck your sister, don't you user? also roll

Shit win

Hitler did nothing wrong
Nuggets tongue my anus

Nigger that's only dubs.

kill yourself lilly is best girl

Suck my shmeat

hope your sister is cool with it

Wasn't trips nigger

this but etch it in with a knife and draw it like a complete retard

ROLL

are you and idiot or just stupid?

WELP

Winrar

*niggers

I always wanted to smash dat ass

OOOOOOOO WINRAR

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Niggers tounge my anus

My nigga

Get rekt bitch

padre

please kys

I know you're 21 but I got you an shitty pink ukulele because that's what I think you're worth

Megaman is best girl

WINRAR

Winrar

that ones lame. i wanted op to have something degrading, not humerus

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Op better deliver

ROLL FOR THIS, OP IS A FAGGOT!!!!

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U r an gay and gay

youtu.be/kzW_1E1CcWY

Roll
Deliver on the winrar

SHIIIITTT OP FUKING DOO ET!

noice

my bruv

Oh look at me so high and mighty while i leave for fucking scotland because thats the only problem my writers could think off other than almost fucking my boyfriend to death

fuckin ledge

shut up

this is your isn't it

OP delivered, legend, please, post her reaction

the fucking madman actually did it. bravo op

Isn't about the plot.

It's about the person

I love trump and I want to suck your pussy sis

praise kek

this is all a fake made up ruse made up by hollywood. its all smoke a mirrors chump. youve been official trolled on the internet

>I love trump and I want to suck your pussy sis
>praise kek

LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT

liam literaalllyy a madmannn

If I tell you to go die in a fire, and you actually DO die in a fire, will I still be able to save at least 15% by switching to Geico?

fart fart fart

Im sorry

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Oh look at me, a shy, overly sympathizable girl who lost her parents, has a therapist, doesnt talk to anyone, and cant masturbate without getting a carpet burn. Is that better than Lilly's story? Plus, her path is short as fuck, and it's still bad.

Happy Birthday To Uke..

OP either has balls of steel or the IQ of a tard