Hey Jamie could you put up that footage from the Browne and Brandon fight
>Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks
Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth*
You looked just really stiff out there, stiff as a board, you can see how good Travis was compared to you, you looked like you'd never hit pads in your entire life, you were literally a heavybag with eyeballs out there, chin up in the air, awkward footwork and the worst head movement I've ever seen since Tecia Torres vs. Paige Vanzant.
Realistically I can't see you beating any of the guys who fight in Bellator, WSOF, Rizin, how do you think you'd do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?
>Oh for sure I think you'd be surprised
Really you think so? I think you'd be surprised, I think she'd mess you up. There's a whole bridge between you and a guy who just walked into a gym for the first time, are you comfortable with knowing how horrible you are as a fighter? are you okay with being KO'd in your next 10 fights? Cause it could very well happen.
I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related.
Get out of here and never come back.
Carson Perez
Pretty good
Jeremiah Allen
>inb4 Spain says USADA altered Conors test results because he reminds them of their childhood bullies
Ethan Rogers
What will he have to say after Khabib beats Conor?
Jeremiah Morris
>open thread >3 Schaub haters
Must suck to be a hater.
Jason Scott
Triangles are a meme submission
Isaac Rogers
>Everyday he's on here for hours defending and shilling for free his retired failed fighter and keeping him relevant
Just imagine
David Price
R8 it so far
Who will pull out first?
Oliver Morris
Just imagine getting so triggered by someone else's favorite fighter.
>mfw I accept all /heem/ posters and their boys no matter how outlandish their taste is
Alexander Gomez
...
Aaron Lewis
you are a meme person
Noah James
Active thread for anyone who doesnt want to be alone with spergy bumping his thread for the next hour
Elijah Long
...
Jose Perez
>He does it all day >He has to be first to remind us of that guy's failed career with every new thread
Daniel Stewart
This an active thread
Tyron
Jack Edwards
...
Evan Brown
Thinking about going to some ammy fights tonight that some of my friends are on. I didn't buy a ticket in advance and now it's probably $40 at the door or some bullshit. Should I go?
Asher Cruz
>yfw Aldo heems Conor in the rematch
Liam Thomas
Ammy events are a lot more fun live If your friends are there, do it
Zachary Campbell
Listen man *brings microphone closer* you're just not a good fighter, you're a big guy sure but there's lots of big guys who shouldn't be fighters, you call yourself big brown and this reflects your fighting style quite accurately, watching you fight is like watching a big turd with hair and bad tattoos flail around the octagon. I've never seen anything so grotesque and it's never been an honor calling any of your fights. Your fight with Travis Browne was a literal nightmare, after he landed the first jab I just knew you were done for, you just don't know the basics of fighting at all, and I'm not saying all this to be mean, I'm saying this cause I'm your friend,
>Oh I agree 100% for sure you're my boy but I disagree
You honestly should have just become a male stripper, you're not a funny comedian and you're a garbage fighter, I've seen you hit pads before and I wanted to claw my eyes out but out of respect I stayed behind. I doubt your commitment to anything, you have a glass chin, skidded footwork and non-existent head movement, you shouldn't be fighting at even an amateur level, I don't worry about you at all, you made a horrible career choice and should rethink your life
Cooper Murphy
When is that?
Brayden Green
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Landon Nguyen
Idk, douchebag OP didn't include it, the jerk. I come to /heem/ for my event lists!
Do other generals on Sup Forums obsess over athletes who are equally as irrelevant and random as Schaub?
What is the /hoc/ or /trans/ or /nfl/ equivalent?
Caleb Price
Shob was a joke when he was fighting, and then when he got retired 6 months later a guy shows up as a regular on here telling everyone to check out his awful podcast.
It's like if Chris Avila stopped fighting, and then went and started his own podcast, and got his own following.
Parker Clark
people actually thought Rousey had a chance lmao
Parker Perez
Tell us all about your losses
Parker Cruz
Derek Carr is the Schaub of /nfl/ no question, but he's an athlete who may actually see a championship in his career so it's hard to compare them.
Levi Hall
...
Grayson Gomez
Does height matter more than money?
Lucas Young
bulls for ^ cucks for $
Chase Edwards
>tfw i could heem everyone here
Blake Cox
...
Eli Murphy
Costas Phillipou
Jack Lee
i will literally cum
Sebastian Miller
No.
Caleb Perez
Maybe
Kayden Lopez
DELETE THIS
Mason Davis
this is fake
Brayden Fisher
What the hell is with all these deleted posts?
Ryan Lopez
Why isnt Bec your fightfu?
Evan Torres
TYFYS
Asher Nelson
Posting in the real thread.
Also first for filtered Skwob spergs
Cameron Wright
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Oliver Harris
/ourguy/
Gavin Walker
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William Allen
schaub bIess
Luis Ortiz
Where do you rank?
Carson Hall
is bindo swab a meme fighter
Jaxson Long
Rachael Ostovich vs Christine Ferea Andrea Lee vs Jenny Liou Pannie Kianzad vs Raquel Pa’aluhi DeAnna Bennett vs Jodie Esquibel Megan Anderson vs Charmaine Tweet
Daniel Jackson
Heeminder to filter Bulgaria and Ireland :)
Liam Myers
s-ch-aub ble-ss my brother. i hope you have a fantastic weekend.
I just started coming to this thread from /mlb/ and came here for the McGregor fight. Is this all a joke? I mean honestly you guys go on about Joe Rogan who isn't even a fighter. He's a commentator. Some stupid podcasts with some comedian and Schaub (Is he a gay rights activist?). An MMA journalist people dislike for whatever reason. When you watch a game no one talks about Joe Buck. No one in /NFL/ does that. Then you go on about their personalities and diets and how you are stronger and tougher than them. Posters threatening other posters with assault. Why you should be on whoever's team and how you aren't invited because there aren't any invitations. Now I see people discussing which ring girls are hotter. It's bizarre.
Lincoln Jones
Ostovich KGB Lee Pa'aluhi >That fight isn't happening Deanna dropped out >Meegan MemeFighter Anderson
Eli Green
Schaub bless brother
Asher Reyes
Work harder little piggy. I like to see you squirm for my valuable attention.
Christopher Cooper
studboy = god
Jason Williams
>and came here for the McGregor fight.
Stopped reading there. Your opinion isn't worth the gum under the bottom of my shoes.
Brayden Diaz
guys is this a good company to go to for my hardware?
Ian Gonzalez
Conor McGregor
Parker Brown
is a gay overrated leprechaun
Liam Edwards
this pic pretty much sums up Schaubs "career"
Connor Rivera
>1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo [Main card starts at 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BT]
>1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson [Starts at 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BST]
these usually get streamed? Starting in ~5hours, right? Would be decent to watch.
Nathan Rodriguez
>tfw coral springs sperg will be here all friday night long living vicariously through another man
Bentley Hernandez
oh i disagree
Henry Collins
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Aaron Diaz
> urine test
Imagine being this Mexican.
Matthew White
#3 Glad I'm not alone
Aaron Richardson
cheers lad.
Samuel Nguyen
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Noah James
I'll be here ever day brother.
>mfw h8ers post more Schaub than I do
Thomas Lee
schaub and gooby bless!
Brayden Parker
Scooby bless!
Jaxson Brown
>I'll be here ever day brother.
>Literal state of your life
You must weigh 400 lbs
Samuel White
i agree my man!
William Kelly
btw Frank Mir will be commentating and Stitch Duran will also be there
Eli Flores
shgooby bless :D
Tyler Carter
Nah, I'm in pretty decent shape.
Don't assume.
When you assume, you make an ass of u and me.
Julian Robinson
the retired meme poster has to be one single guy because every night theres a few hours with zero (0) shwab posts. that cant be a coincidence right?
Brody Cruz
>I'm in pretty decent shape.
How is some cheeto sperg who sits in front of his computer all day spamming his gay failed fighter in decent shape lol
John Ward
He admitted he has a Sup Forums pass the sad little cretin.
Elijah Bell
>plan flight so you can have two fun nights out in Budapest >flight is two hours late Fuck wizzair desu
Connor Rivera
He could be spamming swab from an exercise bike
Xavier Rogers
No way, it'll never stay upright.
Dylan Ross
>drinking booze and ruining your sleep rythm do you even trane my man
Blake Collins
Yeah, and It was money well spent.
Levi Hernandez
Don't think you can fit an exercise bike in here.
Angel Flores
So this is the power of Shob huh?
Elijah Barnes
>being a weak wittle child who needs his 8 hours of sweep
