I want to commit suicide but I can't afford a gun. Wat do

I want to commit suicide but I can't afford a gun. Wat do

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>Helium exit bag
sadly no longer doable
>idle car in enclosed space
Apparently your suppose to slowly drift off before eventually dieing
>hang yourself/cartorid compression
suppose to pass out in around 15+ seconds due to lack of oxygen to the brain, if you can get cartorid compression right its apparently painless to boot

Then you don't want to die bad enough.

Drink antifreeze, it tastes sweet so you'll follow through and it doesn't take too long

Hold your breath really long time

Step 1 - fill bathtub with water
Step 2 - FAP one last time
Step 3 - get extension cord and toaster
Step 4 - plug in extension cord and toaster
Step 5 - place plugged in toaster on edge of tub
Step 6 - get into bathtub
Step 7 - push down rack on toaster and wait for the coils to get red
Step 8 - throw toaster in tub with you
Step 9 - feel bad for whoever finds your shitty carcas in the tub

Get a van and knife. Go mow down mosque. Until police kill u. At least do something useful on u r way out!

Exit bag.

>>Helium exit bag
>sadly no longer doable

Wut? Has all the Helium run out or something?

before you do that, do you want to install a keylogger on my lap? :3

Is there bread in the toaster or no

Actually yes. There is a helium recall

> if you can get cartorid compression right its apparently painless to boot
It's not like you get a do over if you get it wrong and I don't think many people have correctly answered the "How do you rate your execution / suicide" questionnaire.

Didn't think about that........maybe put a bagel in there. Then you can eat the bagel before killing yourself and shitting in the tub!

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You can still buy Helium.

Of course

Choke on ritz crackers in front of your whole family

don't breath

If you are set on a gun, go to a shooting range and off yourself there.

It will cost a fraction of purchasing a gun.

Rob a gun store

Eat all five of those crackers in under a minute without a drink

Do I look like some kind of expert to you?