Waifu Claiming Thread
Previous: The rules are simple:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I'm doing well, and hanging around.
How about you?
Kanna
Not pro necessarily but I want to be able to play more advanced so my cousin doesn't laugh at my face any longer.
Yeah, more pay is nice, but I was really hoping for an easy day after having to open the store.
That's pretty bad, but at least you're indoors now!
I think I kind of understand. I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you'll be able to sleep well to make up for that.
Hanako
Cool. I'll get the opinion of someone more professional and experienced.
Heh, well I'm sure smashing that building apart was a good workout!
Juvia
Oh I get it now. Well when you can, it might be fun!
>Hanako says otherwise
>I must be stupid or something, I can't remember that. It doesn't matter though, you have nice legs either way!
*sigh* I can't stay up any longer. I wish I got here earlier. I'm going to sleep now, nighty night everyone.
Kanna
Haha sorry i meant i didn't like go out and do anything fun~ Well actually i only played DS3 this weekend lol. Thanks Kanna. Yeah it sucks, but it's pretty normal here, though we usually don't get that high until July/August. Nah you can't just not work because it's hot outside.
Silly it doesn't matter, you can still complain. That's good at least. Why can you on;y take one? That very well could have caused it, you really need to eat something.
Hehe you're welcome~
Rory
Boo-du-boop boop-du-boop.
Misaki
Hmm i'm not sure actually. I live in Vegas so it's not really close or far.
I'm so right and you know it~
Haha yeah you have a point there.
> Don't you lie cutie~
So much doubt~
Hehe sorry~
Urabe
Pfft i'm no professional~
It was~
Goodnight Urabe
I personally don't believe any of the /waifu/ lore about most people. Personally I'm doing it because I'm going to practice with guns in the desert and it's only a few more hundred miles to go see Louise, so why not?
>Misaki Claimed
What do you think about meeting up in a couple of years?
Well, I was considering visiting as I am driving cross country and I'll need to leave a few guns somewhere, maybe with an LGS or a trusted friend, before I cross the border.
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
Well you should post more offten! And do you?
It is not cute! He's the one always being a stupid pervert!
It's ok no need to apologize.
Well it is what it says it is. It's the rock and roll hall of fame.
Indeed i do. I'm a pretty big history nerd also so i love historical museum's
Nah I'm good. I don't need any sort of addictions or bad habbits right now
>Hanako is just a stupid pervert what does he know?!
>perv
Nighty night Urabe
You're not! You're wrong just like always!
>I'm not lying you stupid pervert!
Shut up there's nothing to doubt!
Stupid
Who are you?
The answer is probably no
Claiming best girl.
Just booping. Booping is fun. Might be getting drunk a little later on. But for now, the boops.
There should be nothing but boops!
Boops of fire, boops of fire
Booping, booping with desire!
bap
Nobody :sunglasses:
BOOOOOOOOP!
I know, sorry it was a bad joke. ;-; Err, not that you can't be pro, but I know that you probably aren't that level. And I know that feeling so much!! I had playing smash because I'm so bad at it, and I want to get better but it's hard!
I'm sorry to hear that. I guess all you can really do is tough it out, but I hope that it'll fix itself eventually! You can do it, I believe in you!
That's true, though my family keeps opening the windows because it's hot out... it's following me aaaaa
Sorry, I didn't mean to say it like a brag or something like that, I just wanted to get it right, you know? I hope so too, but thank you Urabe, really.
Aw, that's okay! Sleep well, okay? Sweet dreams.
Ahah, that's even better when you put it like that!
That's cool! How are you liking it so far?
I'm not doing much honestly! About to get off for the night in a bit, but I'll probably do one last round of posts!
Hey, that's good to hear! How was your weekend? Ah, I wish I could stay longer but I'll probably leave soonish. Still, I can talk for a bit!
I'm pretty bad still. No worries though, I think that's just me honestly.
Oh, sorry sorry really! Eheh, my bad. Oh, that's nice! Have you done the DLC's yet? And that doesn't sound normal anywhere!! That's like being in a oven! Okay, not as hot but still! I know... but that's gotta be unsafe, right?
Yeah but I don't want to, I don't want to seem like that's all I do! It's nice until it wears off, yeah. Because the back of package says that I can only take one every 24 hours! it probably helped, yeah... sorry. It's fine though, I'm not even that hungry for some reason!
Okay, sorry. Err, uh... you know what I mean!
That's true, so I guess it's not really! Sorry! But it sounds awesome! Are you going to take any pictures?
Oh, right I remember you telling me about that! I almost forgot, thank you so much! That's awesome though! Have you gone to any really big ones?
Well I like the boops! Keep booping! Also please if you drink, drink safe!
I will if we can go out together~
I know that no one used to reply to you in these threads for a couple of months
Its cute how you react. And he is a perv, I agree!
I always drink safe. We need to bring the boops!
Hiya Saya
boop
then no :o
Hello Rory!
It wasn't bad. Had a friend over earlier today but she went home in a hurry because she was upset
But that is worrying! You deserve to be happy!
Alright i looked it up and it says i'm about 60 miles from the border. Oh cool a cross country trip, that sounds like fun. Well i don't mind holding onto them for you if that's what you were getting at.
You mean i'm right like always~
> You are too~
There's plenty to doubt~
Sexy~
Boop it to the left, boop it to the right. Boopin all day, boopin all night.
Hai Rory!
Hai Kanna! I'm so-so. Done goofed.
How's you?
Hai Louise!
Needs more boops.
SOMETHING TAKES A BOOP OF MEEEEE
YOU AND I WILL NEVER BOOOOOOP
A CHEAP BOOP FOR ME TO LAAAAAAAY
SOMETHING TAKES A BOOP OF MEEEEEEE
You missed me, boop harder!
many numbers
big bep!
bap
Hai
bip
Hi Louise
it is I.
How do you not know whomst'd I am
No, you must boop!
I'm considering it. I don't know how much an LGS would charge to keep my guns safe for a day or three or if I even could. If you could do that for me I'd be greatly appreciative.
How've you been?
Heboopllo roboopryboop
How ya doin
Well, now I have a guess.
Alright Rory, I'm listening! How do we bring all of the boops? What is the prime booping way?
Well, if it's not bad then that's always good! Aw, sorry to hear that. I hope everything was okay?
It's just life! And I don't deserve anything silly! I'm just lucky to have you guys! You guys are the ones who deserve to be happy!
So instead of /waifu/ this should be /bop/?
I do. Don't worry
Indeed it does. Probably
I wish. Might go to the holocaust museum in my state.
Well now let's not go too fast here
It was about a month. Last July when i first posted here.
It's not cute! And I'm glad I'm not the only one
No you're wrong! Stupid stupid stupid!
>i am not, stupid!
Well it's wrong! Stupid!
Shut up! P-post lewds...
I'm...a bit worried about her, but she's a tough girl, she'll pull through.
nah, you totally deserve to be happy!
I never understood why you idiots dont just exchange contact info and take your conversations the fuck out of here
its painfully obvious you dont get tired of babbling to each other so why the fuck not just become irl buttbuddies and chat in a more appropriate setting? somewhere where you can give yourselves retarded weeb handles instead of posting from your vast collections of poorly made images of the same character and responding to each other in bulk posts
I see you guys never talk about anything intelligent or interesting and often just respond with generic responses that wouldnt further a conversation whatsoever so you guys clearly suffer from autism why now find a site that you can, maybe, draw with each other or stream one of your japanese girl cartoons?
why weebs? why?
come on
bup
This is awkward but . . . uhhh I've forgotten how to boop
Not really sure to be honest. I hope good. Hows you today?
byp
There was some pretty good bapping and bopping the other day too, we doing it even more today? oh boy...
Uhh, yet to find out, feels like it could go either way at this point.
No need to apologize silly~ Yeah i finished Ashes of Ariandel and am on the ringed city. Well honestly it is a bit hotter than usual, especially this early. It is, but as long as i drink plenty of water and take breaks i'll be fine.
Still, you're allowed to complain about stuff like that. I see, maybe you need to get some 24 hour meds instead of the 12 then. Even so, you should still eat something even if it's only a little bit.
> Hug
I booped so hard and booped so far, but in the end does boop even matter~
Hmm i'm not sure either, i think some gun shops would do it but i'm not sure. Yeah of course, i'd be happy to help. When were you thinking of going?
Yeah yeah sure i am~
> You big sexy liar~
Nnnnnnooope~
Sure thing~ But i can only do a few as i need to get to bed soon.
>
Kinda, at least I work for three days til my next off day
Afest is in two months
Messing around with fightcade
I have no comment on that
Stop derping! You must boop!
First, we get the thread to boop. Then we get the Discords. Then we get the Telegrams.
It is /waifu/ with boops!
How can you have forgotten? Its a basic necessity of the waifu!
Who am I?
And I will boop five hundred times and I will boop five hundred more
Just to be the man who booped a thousand times to fall down at your door!
Uh huh. Thats right. Start booping, whore :^)
I hope good too
I am
completely exhausted
but fairly happy~
Whatcha been up to?
But I booped three times!
My guess was wrong, you are not Ai
Hrm...Sonokawa?
...
Aw, but you're my senpai!
Yeah, I know. "No life Juvia"
It is so cute. You act like a pervert sometimes as well
>Shut up! P-post lewds...
I wanna be the one you ask lewds from!
>Sonokawa
>using whomst'd
Pantsu on head retarded
Guess again.
I need to play this but I don't have a computer ;-;
I'll see if I'm able to relearn the elusive booping technique. One day . . .
Nice. Hope you get some slep to fix the exhaustion.
I've been up to very little, some warhammer every now and then.
Hanging out with a bunch of people on here and shooting in the desert. As Louise is last on my list to hang out with I need to leave an AR and pistol somewhere before I hit the border and go further west.
In exchange, we could go shooting if you'd like? My tab.
I'm just going to object and say that's not at all how her route goes but w/e
Damn
I feel like I should know this but i'm sleep deprived and can't really guess...
ummmmmm
I don't know
It's been about ten years since I got good sleep.
Warhammer is fun, Esdeath was tryna get me into it, he's been doing some painting he's very fond of
Thats not how ya boop!
It shouldnt take long. You just need to BOOP!
how do I?
GUESS
Just
Relax your thoughts
Clear your mind
Think of the Mako REEEEEEEEEE
And BOOP!
>I need to play this but I don't have a computer ;-;
Android versions do exist, but they vary. The one I tried had no cutscenes (I can always youtube them anyway, they're not too important) and it drain ed my battery like fuck. Still worked fine otherwise though.
>I'm just going to object and say that's not at all how her route goes but w/e
She basically forces herself to fuck you because she's scared you'll leave her if she doesn't. She's uncomfortable the whole way through and although it doesn't rub your face in it, it's not at all hidden her discomfort in doing so.
You boop me right round boopy right round like a booper boopy right round round.
But it wasn't rape though.
That sounds like a blast. Yeah good ol commiefornia doesn't like big scary guns.
Yeah sure, that sounds great!
...
!!!
ummmmmmm
I-i dont know
just tell me pleaaase?
It's been a while since I seen mako
Bap!
No its no fun that way.
Unless you beg some more. Because its really cute when you beg
!
Uzuki?
I've played her route, thanks for reminding me. It's not so much of an act of rape (definitely not) as it is an awkward sense of needing to do something to fit in. Definitely screwed up, not rape.
Shit, cool.
I'll hit you up if my planning goes any further.
>chucked
Hai Rory!
Ok-ish I guess. How's you?
Overslept. Nothing too bad happened though.
Something bad happened? Or stress?
Weekend was pretty chill. Did stuff and watched some Tekken tournament.
Thank you thank you! Sorry again!
Aaaa now I almost want to go! But if you take pictures, you should share them with you want! Err, I guess you don't have discord so... but still, save them at least! Stuff like that is super interesting to me!
Aw, sorry to hear that. I went to Chicago once and went the the museum there! It was super duper awesome!! Well, the one of natural history!
Okay, it's a little late here, I guess I'm off to bed. Sorry I couldn't stay. I love you so so much miss Juvia, really really! Have an amazing night, I love you! Thank you for being a wonderful, amazing, awesome person!
...
Whomst'd've is Uzuki?
>What is sexual coercion?
Look, it was rape.
She didn't want to fuck.
She was scared something bad would happen if she didn't fuck.
That's called Sexual Coercion and that is not cool.
You fucking sickos.
Oh, that's good! I mean, it sucks to oversleep, but I'm just glad you're okay.
Nah, it's just... stuff. Allergies, headaches, mental stuff. But no worries, please! Err, if you were going to. It'll be fine probably!
Hey, that sounds really nice! You had a good time? I hope so!
Sorry to leave so soon, but I need to slep I think.
I'll see you around Saya!
Nonono.
Just think of his REEEEEEEE.
He can go do whatever.
Dont Taiga this
And BOOP!
Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop
Stop that booping! Teacher dont you see?
Dont wanna boop no uptown fool.
Maybe I should boop to hell, but Im booping well
Booper needs to see me after school
WHY WONT ANYONE BOOP?
Have a good boop!
Boop my prostate, senpai
>boops
..could be worse, so..good! But why not better?
i'm sleepy as heck but pretty happy, thanks~
I really don't know what I'd do without her, to be honest.
Sweet dreams, Kanna. How about both of us be happy?
Aww
>
P-Pls tell me
But i wanna see him again..
Boop!
It's still not rape nor would anyone sane (not a university) claim it was.
>Misaki
Me too to be honest, sleeping is a skill I don't have.
Hopefully something we can learn later in life.
I think I might be too impatient, let me try this
beep!
baap!
beep!
BOOP!
I think I might have gone done did it!
Sleepo Dwagon, not too late!
It happens quite often these days, there surely will be another boopslide.
Ey! There's nothing wrong with baps and beps either!
BOI no YOU boop
Alright i'm heading to bed now. Enjoy the rest of your day/night everyone! Goodnight~
Alright sure thing.
Goodnight Misaki.
I really enjoyed it, she was pretty cool! Yeah i do, i made it pretty far in! And it is pretty damn challenging too!
Thank you Kanna, i appreciate your concern, really! I promise i;ll be safe~ hug
It's alright, i'm about to go to bed too. See you tomorrow Kanna~ Thanks, i will~
Goodnight~
> hug
It was neither of those. funny how people always say Hanako's sex scene was rape but never talk about Shizune's first one even though that was far closer to rape.
Goodnight Rory.
> Boop
Too many Jack players and Jack is boring af.
Night Kanna
Boop?
Head hurts, overslept, etc. Get sleep, sleep is good.
First give me a kiss on the cheek uwu
Not hanging out, just here to claim best girl. Been waiting for this episode since u read chapter 50 in the manga.
WE TITANZ NOW BOIZ
That'd be nice. The worst is when I know I have to get up early the next day..
>Literally no sleep the last two times I went to con
>pic saved
Sorry to hear, grab some water and try to relax!
Eeeventually
Neptune?
and no
>details hypothesis
>explains the terms used
>explains how terms work and equates to to the example given
>response is literally "yeah but no because I said so"
Are you saying that sexual coercion is not rape, or that that instance wasn't coercion? Because both ideas are false.
>Shizune's H-scene was far closer to rape
I mean I see what people mean but by no means is it closer to rape than an actual rape
Good night
No.
Why tho -_-
There we go! Boop more for good fun!
Nothing wrong with them. But they arent the BOOP!
Ive been booping all booping night. You whore.
Boop! Boop more!
Goodboop.
Night
>Misaki
-flutters down and sits atop your head with a squeak-
^-^
BOOP MOAR YOU CHEEKI CUNT
Pls tell
because you're not Chara :o
Blep!
IVE BEEN THE BOOPINEST BOOPER IN THE BOOP YOU BOOP
Now thats just booping asinine.
What's bad about kissing someone who isn't chara on the cheek?
Call me daddy if you're not gonna kiss my cheek or call me ani
KEEP BOOPING
I don't care, going with Yoko from Gurren Lagann. Jiggle physics.
No, its your turn to boop harder.
-is a little afraid and climbs down off of you- ._.
I was doing my best!
i don't want to do it
hrm
why don't you tell me your waifu's name and I'll call you that instead
Fine say something lewd to me and I'll tell you
Because that's no fun. I don't want to be called the name of an anime girl
Something lewd.
>
But sleep is good!
-_-
I mean actually something lewd
You cant force the boops!
Needs more boops!
i want to cum in you
this isn't Louise -_-
Sleep is great
nah, you're not chara
tell me pleaaaaaase?
you asked me to!
Why are you so late?
So? What does it matter? I don't think he'd care if you said something lewd to an user if you didn't mean it and didn't have feelings for them
-sits on your head and watches the thread from his new vantage point-
It matters to me
>he
>
Hello, Sonata. How are you?