DROPPED

DROPPED

Grills like his animated spooky movies

dropped for sure

You did the right thing OP

Which ones did he direct again?

cant argue with that desu, you did the right thing

why do whores love tim burton and johnny depp

Just fuck her and be done with it. Not worth your time.

Of which he directed how many exactly?

all girls are plebs, but the fact that she even knows the name of a director that isn't Spielberg shows that she has potential. It's the job of the man to show her the way.

Cringy like that girl claiming she loves Marvel movies because they should good character development.

Why the fuck do females pretend to be cinephiles? Even ones who are film students and whatnot ALWAYS list the following directors as their favorites:
>Tim Burton
>Quentin Tarantino
>Stanley Kubrick

Edward Scissorhands

bitches love burton

Lots of women love movies exclusively for atmosphere and romantic subplots.
The holy trinity of movies/directors you should get to know if you want to get laid:
>Twilight
>Scott Pilgrim
>Anything Tim Burton and animated

>the original GOOD batman from late 80s
>Beetlejuice
>Edward Scissorhands

Most of his movies are okay but at least the 3 I mentioned are great...

Tell her that's fine but if she likes anything after Big Fish she's a pleb.

>twilight
>Scott pilgrim
What year do you think it is? I'll agree with you on Burton, but those ships have sailed

Ed Wood is pretty good though. Ask her what she thinks of it.

I specifically was referring to "his" spooky animated movies.

I hate to sound like a misanthemum, but this guy is right

Girls like Trampolino?

Yeah man. My sister is a total pleb. Inglourious Basterds and Django Unchained are her favorite movies.

No no no his best movies are:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Ed Wood
Mars Attacks
Big Fish

Scissorhands is most likely her favorite and maybe the only she's seen, get her to watch the others and you can convert her. Don't watch any of his newer stuff even if you're trying to get laid not worth it.

It's 2k4×4, user. Girls love nostalgia. Why do you think the Harry Potter wave never truly died?

>cuck director
>BBC in major roles
>SUCK MAH DANGUS

I wonder why

She loves watching that scene where you can see jamie foxx's wang dang doodle

Inglorious is his best, so at least she knows that

>wang dang doodle

Out of all his movies my cousin only loves Reservoir Dogs. Does that make a pleb?

>Batman, Beetlejuice, PeeWee, Ed Wood, Big Fish and MAYBE Scissorhands

Throw the rest in the garbage

Oh boy, someone hasn't seen Jackie Brown

I like Burton. I am aware that his films are not masterpieces or anything. But he has made some incredible films:

Ed Wood - Greatest biography film IMHO

Batman Returns - his batman films are intensely psychological and multilayered

Sleepy Hollow

etc.

Seriously??? I didn't even know Tim directed the spoopy animated films until I searched them up haha.

I knew something was up when I seen that Frankenstein dog movie because it wasn't half bad as I thought it would be. (I didn't know who directed it then)

>He actually lies about his taste and opinions to get laid

This is how I know you either have a trash personality, are an autist, or both.

>Started seeing this girl recently
>She has a collection of movies
>Says her favorite director is Wes Anderson
>Make a joke about me being pretentious about movies
>She laughs
>Go on with our day and have a good time because I don't have aspergers

You probably have shit taste either way

Lie about my tastes and opinions? No, it's just a matter of being able to tolerate something and discuss it like a normal human being.

>the original GOOD batman
no

OP here, the worst part about this is that her bio says she's a film major

>I talk to girls

kys

XD

Post pic

You should try it some time. Girls are really cute and soft.

As requested

I have known multiple women who say Tim Burton is their favourite director.

All of them were fucking crazy with daddy issues.

I like them both, but Inglorious is more fun to rewatch

Whats wrong with a bit of Quentin and Kubrick?

one?

wait he did corpse bride, right?

I fucking hate millennials

>20 years old

Eh cute enough. She doesn’t really look 20.

>known wife abusers
>known drug abusers

You tell me

This pleb shitskin is still way out of my league

>why are we still here? Just to suffer

Emo, Skaters, goths, edgies, leftists, punks, etc love him
Basically every angst teen fad that involved Black clothes and dark make up.

Fuck off faggot your very likely under 25 years old

They don't reach true crazy unless they say their favorite movie is Alice in Wonderland

Well, OP? Did you fill out your application and leave an offering of food?

You're right, I'm 22. Doesn't change the fact that that girl looks 16.

THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME IVE SEEN THIS TUMBLR GIF POSTED IN THE PAST TWO DAYS

FUCK OFF

REEEËEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's 8016 already? fuck

> mfw my sister says that
> she is a KHV who blogs on tumblr all day and frowns when I make sexist remarks

Somehow we've grown up in the same household, absorbed the same media and influences yet have utterly different views.

All me btw
I came from the future to analyze the dating habits of the ancient past.

Everything Burton did after Mars Attacks is shit

Because Johnny Depp is a good looking guy

>tfw I knew a girl who used to say it
>tfw she's engaged and they just got their first place together
>tfw I've never been on a date and spend all my time on this shit site

I knew a girl who said it, she's bifurious but mostly a lesbian. She apparently also sucks dick for weed while her girlfriend is in the front seat. She worships everything Johnny Depp and Tim Burton are involved in.

fo real tho I liked Edward Scissorhands

Fucking DROPPED

You're doing God's work user, I couldn't be more proud

Aren't the girls in that pic like 12? What's wrong with you?

kekek

>Yikes

You're a faggot OP. Batman is amazing. Edward Scissorhands is awesome.

Fuck you!

>it's a "he didn't scroll through the thread" episode

>(2k)(4)(4)
>32k
Ok, so what does k equal in the equation?

>Yikes

kek, take a hint autist

...

not overly keen on most of Burtons stuff but Big Fish is one magicall fucking film

>defending a currently active director with movies from 26 years ago
kys

>matching with skanks
>not immediately asking them for sex

women like anything they are told to like

>cuddle buddy applications
fucking degenerates i'll tell you what

You seem like a complete fuckwit.

sorry for having taste in kino

How often to people who use tinder actually get laid? I've never been successful at it tbqh

atleast its not Nolan

Tim Burton is a really good director though. His movies have a certain aesthetic and tone that are essentially "Burtonesque".

Are you fairly attractive and able to charm a girl within the first minute or so of conversation?

Then you can get laid every night using Tinder.

Big Fish was good.

>Swiping right on a bitch that looks like that and lives that far away

You thirsty ass motherfucker, I'm pretty sure you can't do better, so deal with her having shit taste and settle before you die alone.

I've had it since February and its gotten me laid 4 times with relatively attractive women. It's still pretty shit and the women have, naturally, the math in their favour

I got 3 dates (could've been 4 but only so much time in a day) over the course of a week and fucked 2 (would've fucked the 3rd one but i was too tired).

It's not hard if you are polite, honest and sociable.

What if you're an ugly manlet with literally no social skills?

kek, she wasn't that far away when I swiped, dumbass.

Just be yourself.

This got me laid. Still is actually.

Sure bro. And I've never fucked a solid 7. The point is you have to face your shame and just let your dick take the wheel. Like Jesus.

I have a real self depreciating personality so I constantly poke fun at myself, it seems to work

also I fucking love cats and girls seem to like that

Are you guys at least moderately attractive or something?

Yes. I have a chiseled jawline, impeccable cheekbones and long flowing locks of chestnut brown hair.

But it's the beauty on the inside that counts m8 :)

I AM A GIRL AND I LOVE FOOOOOOOOOOOODD
SNUGGLES AND NAPPS

i love pizza! xD