/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Tala Morgana 2 year anniversary edition

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Dunners reporting, I guess.

Haven't thought about my issues in a few days which is good, right?
What's happening with my 4ch dudes tonight, get in here.

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So bored of these threads. Post your dicks, just so we have something to talk about.

literally no one cares kek.

it is monday my dudes

What the Bitches be like, when they see my dick.

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and she hasn't been posted a single nude since that day because of autistic fidget spinning cucks like you

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lol is that quercy kek

No that's a fidget spinner, but I see how you could get them confused.

Sup boiz

(You)

Wow. 6 posters. I feel blessed to be one sixth of the shit posts here.

This thread officially a shit.

these threads have always been cucked

Fucken court in the morning. Wish me luck.

prepare your anus faggot. it's about to get breached.

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From New Zealand, just got promoted. Think I'm starting to get better at the whole life thing.

Inb4 fuck it up

Protip: wear your big boy pants, and say sorry.

Shits dying mate. Rip f.

Dunedin reporting.

Not actually in the city at the moment but visiting my parents. Fucking great

What'd you do, cunt?
You'll be right, mate.
F

Should i even bother joining tinychat tonight?

Nothing major this time, just drink driving. Was chasing some cunt who was fucking with my car...then cops.

Checked

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>Tinychat

literally kys asap

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Out run em cunt, I ran from the cops in a 1991 nissan sentra and lol rekt them. Or was your car even more shit level?

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like fucking clock work

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anyone know what tauranga's like? live in auckland but got a job offer there. wondering if worth

gday mate, still got that beer waiting for me

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Did when I was younger. But smallish town and this car is memorable.
No biggie I need the exercise.

if you dont mind chinks, faggots and niggers you'll love it there

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Literally just me in there, so probably not
Devil trips, checked. How drunk were you?Absolutely, mon brauve. The frostiest Speights awaits you.

flying in early july

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Checked. That's soonish, what are you inbound for?

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life my nigga

sup fags - remuera reporting in. off to sydney on weds, hopefully some decent weather for a change. going to SoO while im there too, thanks, work!

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Oh my car is distinctive. I just don't give a fuck anymore.

I've been held at gunpoint and took the guy out with a shoulder charge and got the gun off him. They tried to charge me at the end of it all. The fuckin rage it induces, one day I might just go full retard "into the blue"

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out of the blue sorry. David Gray on point

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I guess that'll do it, how long are you doing life for here?

Daily reminder to:
>Hide all tank posts
>Ignore all tanks posts
>Do not reply to tank posters

indefinitely, no plan on leaving once i'm there

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>cotton boxers and learning guitar quickly
Fuck, I am gonna get so much pussy. Now I just need to resolve my erectile dysfunction and I am fucking set.

Stop wanking.

Yeah kinda know that feel.
Wailed some cunt with a metal pipe once, a bit dog act, but I just couldn't stop once you see that red.
Went to prison for a few weeks for "assulting" another bloke.
Just stupid shit.

Uke.. keep it in your cotton boxers, mate.

oh wait ;)

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Fuck, we're gonna need more beer

make me

Don't make me come over there and cut your willy off with my stanley knife. I just put a new blade in it.

Already had some of it cut off. I have a couple of inches to spare too.

Where the fuck do you buy waxing strips in this country

Any pharmacy, you dongus.

Got chased down the street by P heads today, fuck Auckland

Fuck I was just in one

Auckland jafa reporting in.

Any AUT homies? glad exams are over.

Or any homies for Otago correctional facility
>class of 2014 2015??

From*
Just had half a bottle of Canadian club and a pot brownie and some fish and chips. feeling fucked

>Otago correction facility
The Milton Hilton, eh? You plush motherfucker

Comfy lag.

u mad?

Humor us with your tale?

i want to fuuck a small octopus.