Tell me Sup Forums, why didn't you become a fighter pilot?

tell me Sup Forums, why didn't you become a fighter pilot?

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I became a wizard pilot instead

Well they took one look at me and said they didn't want some googly eyed bastard flying their facking planes. So here I am fixing up shopping carts.

I'm too tall and my eyes suck

Because back when I was young enough to be a fighter pilot I had shitty vision. Plus there's that whole going to the academy thing.

Shitty eyesight. So I became a contractor and flew drones instead.

Then I got Lasik. Now I'm old.

Being a blind retard.

Shitty eye sight and asthma.

Poor eyesight

No desire to be a government tool

I'm a lover not a fighter. If there was a lover pilot I'd be one.

Code for "I am a giant pussy"

No, there are more important things in life than flying multimillion dollar tools of death to serve the oil interests of the government

you could have done ROTC instead.

>thinking you aren't controlled by the government anyway

Thank God we got all that oil from Afghanistan and Iraq

nothing is more important

You pay for them, might as well fly them and get to kill brown people. For free.

I mean... I'm not seeing the downside.

all that oil in korea too.

and Vietnam

Be a government flyboy tool or a biochemist

I wake up when I want, work as long as I want, go home when I want, don't have to kill anyone, contribute to the scientific knowledge base. Ya I'm happy with my life choices

>oil interests

isn't this trope over yet...

I´m 1,87m (6.1 ft)
to tall for Planes, Tanks and Submarines

*female
*too tall
*glasses
*scared of heights.

Like shitposting on Sup Forums from your mom's basement, Edgelord?

>tips fedora

>implying the last two or three conflicts/wars we have been in in the last 20years hasn't been twice in Iraq and oil wasn't part of the reason

last air to air kill was in the 90's. if anyone went to flight school now, you'd be doing escort missions and bombing runs.

because as the pilot, you dont decide where the bombs & missiles go.
you just take them wherever those in power need them.
right now, i wouldnt trust any government in the world tobe reasonable with that decision.

>last air to air kill was in the 90's.

It was literally fucking yesterday you halfwit.

go lick your jew masters ass

Where's the oil then?

> when you don't realize your backing is funded by the government

weak bait. no one believes this shit.

Knee caps or gtfo.

Im 190 and 100kg

I cant even fit in an average sedan let alone anything high performance. Fighter pilots may have a cool job but they are all jockeys with a pencil dick

but can you ball?

I work at a private uni and we are funded by NIH. Your taxes help pay me and my research

Because I have +5.5 shortsightedness in both eyes. Plus i dont want to kill brown people so that the west can control the oil/opium trade.

Then you better be riding a bike everywhere u go. If you use an engine then you use oil. You use oil, youre no different and youre a consumer which in turn, still makes you a tool.
Have a nice day.

super hornet FTW

In Bush's pockets, funny how gasoline isn't $4USD/gal anymore isn't it

Do I live in a major city and do bike to work every day.

EXACTLY! If you consume any product you didn't produce from scratch you have benefited by the use of engines. People talk the talk, but don't understand the truth behind it.

I mean, it's not like domestic oil production has increased by a huge amount or anything.

It's definitely because of the Iraq war.

rekt

how do you not understand how oil price are set??? Ever heard of OPEC?

top kek

or fuel demand dropping in Europe

>implying conflict in production areas doesn't effect cost per barrel

lol pathetic attempt by dirty kike

Actually.. there is a whole shit ton of oil used to produce a bike. Come to think of it... pretty much anything produced has something to do with oil, pollution, corruption and whole lot of child labor.

>effect

your knowledge is showing

taking orders to kill sounded kind a nazi

There's no army/air force in my country

same here
and yes, all airforce pilots have small dicks...

but i had good time at the german mountain troops

Because I'm a fucking pussy.

Fat, bad eyesight, lazy in high school so bad grades, the usual.

wasn't even qualified for the army after the 4 month mandatory service

Hard to blindly take orders

Also my physique would have likely disqualified me from any military branch.

What if you were taking orders to kill... NAZIS?

>had a good time
they had bigger dicks, eh?

What if we've been lied to and nazis aren't that bad?

You know who the nazis hated about just as much as we Haye nazis now? The jews. But that was all propaganda. So what if the nazi hate is all propaganda as well?

Blindly following orders can be a slippery slope.

I'm 6'4(1.90m) and I'm a pilot, it was uncomfortable when I was flying smaller planes, but now I'm flying a 737 and it's not that bad really

Lol well 737 has a nice cabin and room, compared to a tight jet, eh?

Did you start out military or private?

Because I joined the Army like a real man pussy

You got a point there. I started private. 737-800 gas good space until you need to get up

but OP is talking about fighter pilots


well, yes... topkek

Yah, I'm not sure why I replied. I'm out now, I'm going for a wank before I leave for a 4 hours flight

>math major
>300k starting
>any job I want

I'm a foo fighter pilot

So you fly a foo fighter, or you fight foo fighters?

You know what a foo fighter is?

didn't do well in UPT, so i'm a tanker pilot.

to tall

tool

i have mathdyslexia

muh bad eyes

literally always wanted to do this, probably had the grades, could have applied the effort, i have the perfect body type/shape

but my god damn eyes

oh well fuck it

Why, yes I do know foo fighters, ww2 alien interceptors

i think fighter pilots have the edge. to my knowledge they never made a movie called "Top Math."

I am

I've been riding the same existential crisis for about 4 years now, if I ever get out maybe I'll do something useful like learn how to bomb brown people with oil

Never understood how the fuck you are suppose to hit a ground target with a fucking bomb in that game.

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