Whats your best pickup line?

Whats your best pickup line?

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Just showing my huge cock, works on 8 of 10

You smell like the inside of my Momma's purse

Hey baby do you know karate? Cause you're going to need it to keep me from raping you. ;)

Mmm kayla

Just say "you look like you don't shave your pussy"
Work every time

Can i suck your pussy until your head caves in

hey do you want to get married

Ill suck your dick if you make me your pick

You don't smell the same when you're sleeping

Nice shoes wanna fuck

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pay attention to me

Fifty bucks? Yeah that's fine. Get in.

I got a gun

I'm going to need you to step out of the car ma'am. Never fails.

Come on, Barbie. Let's go party.

Hi.. I am Brad Pitts Cousin.

NEVER FAILS TO GET TAIL!

I have cocaine

Moar of this chick

Underrated

How much money will it take to keep you from vomiting during sex? You won't be nauseous at first. It starts out as a cringe feeling. You'll feel bad for me, my horrible body movements and my weird/small penis. Then that somehow festers into an excistential crisis. Thoughts of how you got to this low place hit you like a ton of bricks and you will vomit. Some women can typically stomach it past 300 dollars.

"I've just one Ball like the great Fuhrer, would you like being my Eva?"

+ Straight to the point
+ shows confidence
+ honest
+ shows high level of educazioni

- will not work with Jewish women

Can't do that manlet. She only gets naked for superior pickups

Sauce?

Hey baby, does this napkin smell like chloroform?

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

Want to see a magic trick? Watch my dick disappear in your pussy.

Give me your number or ill tell my sister to beat you up

Want to see a magic trick!? Watch in amazement as I cum instantly when you touch my dick. You'll be immediately disappointed as I try to act like it never happens and start tearing up as I revert to begging to keep you at my house. Then, when you feel so bad that you stay, you can watch a grown man fuck you for 30 whole seconds stopping and starting while moving awkwardly trying not to cum again as you lay there with your head turned and a look of utter shame on your face as I shake and blow yet another load directly into the regular sized condom I barely fit into!

I'm intellectually superior.

Peepee in vagina

Do you want to judge a farting contest?

Yea Ima use this

If you scream, I'll fucking kill you.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams...

Is your mom nearby?

you're ugly as fuck but let's do this

Blood on my dick or blood on my knife.

Saw her on imgur but fuck me wjo knows the link

Who is this with the big tits?

You know this cow tittied bitch?

Ya thats mmm kayla. Where the fuck you been nigga

nice

New here. Story/name/more pics?

Czech'd

You kids want some candy?

>You kids want some candy?

YEAH!!!....
NOOooooooooo

This, more

Don't bother. She got tit reduction and got fat. I could have fucked her a few years ago but she was already spoiled milk by then

Need a hand with those?

i always loved her tits, i follow her on IG, hoping 1 day more of her nudes will surface

Here they are

kayla torrisi

should be "regular sized condom I can barely stretch"

Ha, the other 2 out of 10 you end up in prison and on a list.

There's a dozen pics of this chick

Use the fucking link dots to the upper left of the image

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>money
>alcohol

Why?....
If you want to fuck a tranny then just fuck one

I got a bucket of chicken.

You should dump your boyfriend and date me.