Have an enormous chunk of kryptonite, enough to make kryptonite fists and to have some on your person at all times

>have an enormous chunk of kryptonite, enough to make kryptonite fists and to have some on your person at all times
>he makes a spear

Explain why he did this. Was it literally just so Snyder could jerk off to the whole "lance of longinus" thing?

a dildo would've been too on the nose

>fists
>so he can punch superman but not kill him

It had to be sharp so he could pierce his skin and heart. USE YOUR BRAIN, OP

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>kryptonite makes superman as weak as a normal human
>batman had reinforced metal fists and was way stronger than the average human
Are you serious? He could have bashed his brains in.

>Not just making a bunch of bullets out of it.

That aside, even if he did want to pierce him, why not attach a kryptonite blade to his arm?

You would have had to aim at him to shoot him, so this isn't as good of an idea as it sounds considering the fact that superhuman is fast as fuck.

Bump

remember that booby trap superman had set off where he just tanked all the bullets carelessly

what if those machine guns were loaded with kryptonite bullets

>could have made a kryptonite cock ring and fucked superman to death

He was already gassed. You could light him up anytime then.

Bullets are much faster than a spear.

>crafting rocks into a glove
>crafting rock into pointy rock

Youre the idiot OP

>he was already gassed
>gassed
Wait just a fucking minute
>superman is supposed to be Jesus
>Spear is lance of longinus
>crosses when supes dies
Was Batman meant to be hitler?
>thinks he's doing the right thing to save his people
>uses gas
>attacks jews
What did snyder mean by this

Why not just coat the suit in it? Just being around Supes would fuck his shit up.

If superman wanted he would be dead already

>billionaire who can do whatever the fuck he wants
Moron. Also, I never said to make the entire gloves out of kryptonite, but he could have embedded it within them.

That aside
>applying realism to capeshit
>people flying
>having laser vision
>surviving being thrown through a building
Etc. Fuck off

Wait a second, why didn't he just grind the kryptonite up into particulates and get Superman to breathe them in via some sort of aerosol?

You could give Superman lung cancer.

...He actually did that, and it was a much shittier choice, seeing as superman eventually recovered.

Why are you guys always blaming Snyder for the BvS missteps.

Shouldn't we be blaming Terrio? Wasn't he supposed to enlight BvS with his
"Oscar-worthy" writing?

Martha? Ar-go fuck yourself, Terrio.

>Superman can sort of fly with the kryptonite spear
>Like five minutes later he cant even swim carrying it

kryptonite is such a terrible plot device

This.

Snyder didn't even write BvS.