Roast me you fucking losers

Roast me you fucking losers

you're too fat to fit into the picture

No thanks, I'm not hungry for porkchops today.

Aren't whales an endangered species?

My standards are so low, I'd still probably face fuck you.

>Grossly overweight
>Smoker
>Holding one eye more open than the other

Go to a doctor right the fuck now, you're having a stroke.

Tits or gtfo

I'd fuck you, not a roast. Just a statement

Show your tits you slut

I like getting face fucked as long as it's not too rough

Haha

Nah you already ate all the roast.

Civilizations could form in the gap between your eyes

Can I fuck you first and insult you after?

Show tits so I can't jack off

Send kik or snapchat so you can send pics of your tits

Fattys always take a face fucking. They love that shit.

Kek'd

Every time I see a fat cunt like you I want to rage fuck you in your butthole

Sure

Yea I like gagging on some dick sometimes lol

Amy Schumer has a sister?

That's right honey you love a dick pushing itself into the back of your throat. Now be a good girl and show us some tits

You look like a girl I know named Clara Sabato

>roast me
no fucking way i would need a volcano for that

...

>736310262

I want to creampie your behind

Come on guys ffs
summer is here

TITTS, TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

You look like an uglier version of Egoraptors wife, and that's pretty hard to pull off.

Haha

Can't rn

Not me

personally i don't think many people including me would find you attractive due to your excessive weight.

Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

Honestly speaking, if you're not a troll, would you let me cum in your mouth if I was around?

I wouldn't let you near me, honestly speaking

Your last three digits. Are they relevant to your location in any sense?

would fuck and also date.

I would roast you, but there isn't a rising pit big enough. I'd have to rent an excavator and dig one. Too much work.

Pigs don't wear make up, go back in the mud

Maybe. Depends on how you look and what you'd pay me

So.... is that cigarette to flavour the bacon?

>Sup Forums in his truest moment.

I'd pay anything to gag you on my cock and cum on those tits

You're in Florida right? Look Floridian to me

You look like about 5,000 pounds of chewed bubble gum, I bet if god wanted you to be skinny he would of miracled your ass to skin and bones

Very pretty.

Pay you? Shit bitch he'd be doing you a favor.

Me too , lets split the bill
Op do you wanna threesome ?

Pretty eyes, hair, and complextion. You're too wide. If you lose about 30 pounds, you'd still be big, but you might have a nice kinda shape to you. Being thick is okay so long as you have a nice shape, but being dis-proportionally-big is not sexy.

Finally, you smoke. Fuck off. Start vaping until you quit. Literally no excuse.

6/10 because if you lose weight and stop smoking (both things you can control), you have the potential to look really cute.

This. Kek.

I bet she has a kid or some shit

kek, thats dumb

Nice lol

Nope

Never have but maybe

Yea I like smoked bacon lol

Those tits look perfect

I bet every time you step a Japanese family Flips there shit, they don't know whether to hide fromGodzilla or prepare for a earthquake

Fuck it I'll throw down too. One in every hole

You know now that I see your pic here, your body type is my kind of thick I like.
Fuck Sup Forums you did this to me. I never liked big girls before you assholes.

Da nisi mozda iz Srbije il tako nesto
Boze moj msm da bih te ispolivao svrsotinom od kose do stopala

Fuck yeah
That girl deserve 3 cocks

rotisserie style or traditional?

Haha

Thick girls are best

Huh?

lol

ur a big girl aintcha

What's your name fatbody?

Roast you like the fucking fat pig you are? No thanks, I don't have a rotisserie big enough for that shit.

Mmm mmm mmm more pics of the booty?

What I could do is what the sun already does to you better.

trips yay

Exactly why are you guys doing a personal army request? Shit, it's obviously really fucking thinly veiled. Is it because of summer, newfriends?

She was made for it

do you want to be filled with 3 cocks at once ?

Nigger

Fuck me when this become a cringe thread for fatty sympathizer

That's 300 pounds of make up to cover a larger area than Texas. Jesus Christ how did you even afford the plane to fly over and take the pic a toy the right time?

Why the fuck are we even humoring you, tits or gtfo.

Post more of her ass

some of them, sure
but sadly we have way too many of pic related

It might would be fun

I second this motion

>Fat chick posting for attention.
>Anons fantasising about fat white woman.
>Niggers love fat white wiminz
>Niggers have overrun muh Sup Forums

roast threads (cringe leafy tier)

you know you're fat
you know people will call you fat
whats the point of the thread?

>roast thread turns into stupid niggers trying to erp

the bloom tool dosen't make you pretty

like throwing a pig into paint

low quality bait
>> timestamp/TITS or GTFO

I can't stop rubbing my cock to you!

Trips has spoken.

I'm sure you can stop at any time.

>Thick girls are best
bitch you aren't thick
you're fucking obese

well of course OP getting turned on by the idea of a roast.

Waiting for nudes

Post more of her ass

Rated P for Porky Pig!

Thank god "heart face emoji"

Just passing the time on a roadtrip. I've laughed a few times

lol

just post some bikini pic

That ass is pretty fine

Moar ass plz?

Hey how about three kebabs instead of two today? Salad is for your pussy, extra white sauce on it.

Yes.

OP please post more of her ass. It's glorious.

I am in the mood for some roast pork to be fair.