/carib/ ACT - 48: qts edition

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>act 48
Breh

Shhhhhhh no one is going to notice

rip crabs

Holy shit who is this semen demon?!

Saint Valerie she is from Aruba

Can't find any other pics of her searching for that name though.

She's not real you idiot

This

Stop lying you faggot.

>act 48

why you do this?

How'd you get that pic of Val?

I was too lazy to search for the older thread, so i made up a number, i thought no one would notice it
Ask her for more

I thought she was rail and looked like she
just walked out of auschwitz

>also Val is not actually human
she is a psyops program

You could have at least chosen a good one e.g

"Act : 404-Archived edition"

Why do you thirst so much?

Talking about the OP pic m8

I know, if he was going to like at least do it convincingly

I stayed in Aruba for a year and almost a half. AMA

Can confirm that's Aruba. Probably Rodgers Beach.

>what did you do here?

>Which state are you from?

>did you like it?

>why did you leave?

Also looks like wintertime to me.

>what did you do here?
Went to ISA in the colony. My dad worked at the refinery and brought me with him. Mostly a lot of cocaine and weed which I regret. I wish I got into wind surfing.
>Which state are you from?
Texas
>did you like it?
Loved it. Only bad experience I had was hitch hiking and a gay started talking about his penis so I told him to drop me off.
>why did you leave?
Good question. How do I go back?

Bdc liña liña.

Go find an Angolan prostitute so you can get it out of your system.

I am a floating skeleton AI.

Why did you come here? General thoughts on life over here. When did you leave and why?

there's a Bahamas user I knew who kept posting Mio

if you you're hear

user I miss you, I thought about him today whilst reminiscing my old posts on Sup Forums

More general thoughts about what I thought about life over there... it was kind of magical. To me at least. "One Happy Island" isn't some bs motto like the entire island is extremely friendly. Even when copping drugs and hanging out in the ghettos of San Nicholas you never really feel in danger. Everyone is extremely chill. I love that island.

Also, fun aside; I let my hair grow out and it's naturally wavey. Islanders would walk up to me and start speaking Dutch sometimes.

Also, I learned a little of whatever the language is called.

Bo mama su sanka ta bone.

Papiamento. Fuck I miss that island.

mioposter is lost to the sea :(

Well, if you're ever in the neighbourhood, I'd buy you a beer.

Rodgers Bay. I like your beer with the star on it. Lone Star is kind of similar.

I love you ;(

>unironically liking Balashi
Bless your heart.

Well, I've had great experiences with Texan tourists, so you're always welcome back here.

Balashi is leagues better than Heineken though

swimsuit illustrated > pornhub

Compara? Conpolaga.

Thanks for contributing.

I'm so glad I found this thread today. I'm in a good mood but a little forlorn. I'm going to walk in the park a little. Take care wind swept trees. You are best island. Bonaire is not best island.

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He is gone m8

also 3.5 Arubans...wow

No.

Ja, min ta kere Big Boss tbt existi tempo ey

We /are/ best island, mi amigo. We shall await you with open arms once you return.

O B S E S S I O N A

>Go find an Angolan prostitute so you can get it out of your system.
I don't want aids
That water colour reminds me of Formentera, the best beach i had ever been in my life (and expensive as fuck), and everyone in this thread have that all year except me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did you taste some Caribbean chocolate?

Nah. I fell in love with a cumskin girl from Texas as well. I did lose my virginity there to a Venezuelan prostitute though.
I'm probably not going to make it back. I'm going to buy myself a piece of land here. I'll tell my son about your island though.

>I don't want aids
Find a good one

>not using condoms when fucking strangers

You deserve aids

Well cool, I'm assuming you're in your mid 30s or at the very least late 20s, as the refinery closed down like a decade ago. Let us know if you guys come back lmao.

A shame tbqh.

Then what do you want?

Yeah early thirties. I heard about it shutting down. Kind of a shame but maybe it's for the best desu. You get enough tourists.
I'm not proud. Maybe I'll make a vacay there someday but it won't be the same as a regular tourist on the north end. I never really got down with the north end much.

> That water colour reminds me of Formentera, the best beach i had ever been in my life (and expensive as fuck), and everyone in this thread have that all year except me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If it makes you feel any better , I don't go to the beach

but you have the option to

Fucking shit that's probably the sick me and Stacy made out in the water by....

Good ones are not prostitutes
Condoms fail and i don't want to fuck a girl with 98% chance of having aids.
Also, prostitutes are ugly
A non prostitute qt girl, obviously
People pay tons of money to go there and you have it outside of your door and waste it. The World is unfair

The joys of youth.

Then go out there and find her.

>That oil rigs
Such a beautiful place ruined

>Good ones are not prostitutes
I didn't mean a good girl I meant a good prostitute

M8, I'm pretty sure those are leftovers of what used to be a pier.

I want so bad to fuck a black qt on the warm caribbean sea
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

holy dank, why don't we have more women like that in italy? Is she the proof that God loves us?

HHHHHHNNNNGGGGG WHY ITALY DIDN'T COLONISE THE CARIBBEANS I WOULD HAVE GF LIKE THAT NOW

That things far way
There are no good prostitutes, what are you talking about?

Don't you have any black qts and warm seas where you live?

Not outside the realms of possibilities.

>what is Eastern Africa

You can thank our (((Prime Minister))) for that. :^)

>what is Eastern Africa
a place filled with pirates. and OP's outcompeted many of them

t. east african connaisseur

Italy didn't but they did colonize parts of africa and had the worst cases of jungle
fever I've ever seen.

>There are no good prostitutes, what are you talking about?
Ofcourse there are, I have met a few of them
>clean
>take precautions
>do physical checks etc.

And they had Ethiopa, best qts Africa had to offer came from there.

I live in the interior north in a small village with no black qts.
The northen beaches are cold and windy, the south have some nice beaches and not so cold water, but is fair away and you can't compare it with the caribbean
At least you have lots of oil money in such small population, you must be richer than Norway

>the worst cases of jungle fever I've ever seen.

you make it sound like it's a bad thing

aye

You have a point


After going to the beach hundreds of times it gets a bit boring

If you at least saved the boats filled with women and let the boats filled with men sink....

What is it with Italians and /Afr/ women?

>richer than Norway.
Ahahahahahahaha

what can I say? We pursue women that can dish out babbies and have stronk genetics

there are no boats filled with women. Also, how can you be this jerk? Look at them. Look at their faces. The eyes of who's running away from a slow internet connection. The smell of who left women and children in the mid of the war to seek money to spend on drugs and booze while their sons die of hunger.
What are you, a monster?

Also the best beach in /carib/ is Mopion this may or may not be due to
good stuff happening to me there.

Portu-guy is a bit.....strange

>Look at their faces.
They don't look human to me.

Really? Who would've thought...

Where the oil money goes?
I was obviously joking, but some arubian politicians are filling their Swiss bank accounts full of oil money i'm sure
>there are no boats filled with women.
Are you saying the media are lying to me?????
I thought the boats were filled with women, children and Doctors.....

Hilariously enough, the ex minister of health and sports is living it up in Zwitserland.

Stop being so heartless guys, those are all 11 year old boys.

>his may or may not be due to
good stuff happening to me there.
Reeee >Mopion
Seriously how do you get there? Do you have a boat?
Lol

>Seriously how do you get there?
Boat
>Do you have a boat?
It was a rental

I love the backdrop of that place, one side is pure sea and the other is the mountains

I hate you carib fucks

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Stop crying and book a flight already.

You live in a non shithole country...so there is that

Too expensive for a neet

Get a job do you can fulfill your dreams

Still too expensive for a minimum wage job

Island bros do you have a survival plan for when global warming makes the ice caps melt and drowns your land?

Meanwhile a minimum wage job pays 8k per week here. For your own sanity dont convert that to usd

Buy a boat and move further up the mountain

Fucking hell m8

>per week
That's a strange unite of measure, don't you use per month?

how's the cost of living? 60 dollars a week is fine if everything is very cheap. But on an island, I doubt imported things are affordable on that salary

60 dollars per week is not fine anywhere famalamadingdong

Per week seems to be standard for min wage. Most people who earn money quote per month tho

More expensive with 16.5% tax on everything. Additional tax on some select items :')

always depends on cost of living

Most island are well above sea level

Jesus

our VAT is 16%


Luckily I get to be spoiled cunt where I am working

Btw >imported things cover 95% of everything you can spend mine on. Our manufacturing industry is almost nonexistent.

No one seems bothered by the fact that all we really do is sell services and imported shit to each other

My VAT is 23%
I win

Fucking socialist fucks i want them all to die...

Do you guys have to pay regular taxes too?

You don't even pay taxes. You're the reason why the taxes are so high.

how do i get a gf with this kind of hair? every black girl i know wears that fake indian girl hair

Of course lots of them:

VAT
Personal income
Company income (if you have a company)
House tax (every year)
Car tax (every year)

Then you have like some especial very expensive VAT for gas and tobacco

But i can't buy a gtx 1080ti with this high VAT and low Euro value and i want to play at 4k :(

Same here desu Onii-senpai

Jesus that's high

>fake indian girl hair
It's not fake...it's just not hers

>i can't buy a gtx 1080ti with this high VAT
I can't even think about this because customs will end me

Fugg sound like you have the same double tax bs

What's it like in the Caribbean? Is the water warm? Here where I live the water comes from Alaska and it's freezing so I never go to the beach because I'm a skinnyfag who can't handle it.