/asean/

Save the world, get the ASEAN edition

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First for communism

We're all asleep la

I'm going to dump anime and manga things just to keep this thread alive. I also wanted to see Britanons here.

Well too bad, you're stuck with me for now.

Shall I turn into a imagedump or maybe Britanon central? Who knows.

>be Ikoma
>go to the bath while hiding my neither with a small towel
>see Mumei trying to enter the bath and see her naked in front of me
>gets panicked while blushed and obligates Mumei to turn her head away out of embarassment
>sits on the stool to wash my body while feeling fuzzy
>Mumei walked discretly to me
>she asks me if she could wash my back while I look away from her by lowering my head
>while washing my back she suddenly wrapped around my neck with her arms and pressed her chest against my back because I looked airheaded
>she is not feeling good when I looked at her closely
>she actually is teasing me and weirdly I can't stop laughing
>wants to see Mumei's back thereafter and see if her mark is still gone for the better or worse while touching her long strand of hair
>feels urged to scrub her back anyway
>share the bath with Mumei behind
>she brushes my hair
>comfy talk
>suddenly she asks me to sing a ditty, resting near me
>stand in before Mumei because I heard something
>Mumei keep throwing idiot words and even attempted to hit at me with a bucket but simply wanted to tell why
>leaves the bath
>hide my neither with a demon mask and run through the corridor
>a female guest gets freaked out in the room
>rushes in to save the day
>demon mask fell off from my neither
>accidentally bumped into the female guest
>gropped her chest
>she throws idiot words at me even though I told her to stop
>hold her arm to prevent the guest from hitting me
>let her leave while demanding apology
>Mumei shows up, giving me the towel I forgot to bring
>tell me never to do such embarassing thing again
>go back to the bath and submerge myself past my neck over what happened

i called dibs on that megane girl

You mean Vietnam? That's good taste then.

oh shucks i set my site on that sassy Ojou but im still a megane loving man at heart

Do you want to bath with her in pic-related position then?

ofc backs turn to each other will turn the most kuu into a flustered dere

>Brunei
Nadeshiko born in a wealthy Islamic family. Wears a Baju kurung with a elaboratedly warped scarf.
>Cambodia
The ditzy dojikko with fucked up past. Wears a Sampot done in a scantily way in that it will expose her belly, covered by a transparent bodily veil.
>Indonesia
Cheerful albeit clumsy oneesama figure. Wears a Kain batik but with her ruffled, assymetric skirt descending to knees.
>Laos
Vietnam's kuudere sidekick. Wears a fusion futuristic outfit combining elements of tracksuit and military motif of Lao People's Army.
>Malaysia
Aloof yet bright-minded tsundere. Wears a F1 racing suit with a zipper descending up to the beginning of her chest, almost exposing her cleavage.
>Myanmar
The aloof and overemotional dandere. Wears a Longi with classy accessories.
>Philippines
A genki tomboy who does things with high energy. Wears a old-fashioned pilot suit and a giant robot. This is a reference to Voltes V.
>Singapore
Snotty and arrogant ojousama. Wears a race queen outfit with her sleeveless cropped jacket, sleeveless cropped top almost shaped like a brassiere short pencil miniskirt with laced sides exposing her high thighs in a manner like a qipao and thighboots.
>Thailand
Bisexual bokukko who loves to tease everyone. Wears a slightly skimpy Sbai with lots of royal accessories.
>Timor Leste
Chibi imouto. Wears a Tais with short sleaves and short shorts.
>Vietnam
Bespectacled kamidere with a sadistic side. Wears an Ao dai and a strawhat.

In terms of height (from tall to small):
Indonesia>Brunei>Malaysia>Singapore>Vietnam>Philippines>Myanmar>Laos>Thailand>Cambodia
In terms of busts (from largest to smallest):
Indonesia>Malaysia>Brunei>Philippines>Vietnam>Singapore>Myanmar>Laos>Cambodia>Thailand

Vietnam is well balanced

>Kamidare
>Sadistic
i like this

Happy Easter, lads.

Anyone seen BBC's Taboo yet? Stayed up all night from ep. 1, now at ep. 7.
>started nicely
>kinda edgy and lots of shock value but it works
>things go lewd and mystical
>things get weird and nonsensical
>on ep.7 now, there's a black guy claiming WE WUZ NUBIANS AND SHIET!
giving it the benefit of the doubt and if he's going through with it I will just stop the series.

hmm?

smug

hate how this illustration is judging me

>嘉
>亜

wakey wakey cucktholic

Now that's some really cute shit

why you hef to be so mean? :(

>cambodia
>東浦塞

whats habnen

>1957
>grandad is a known womaniser
>grandad is administrator for a company in Malawi governing over black people
>brags about how he had two children with this African woman
>one was a girl and the other a boy called Philip
>he named it Philip as a joke because he's made by Philippines
>Grandma found out about this but still stuck with him
>apparently the girl died, but Philip still lives that was last contact

>1996
>one day grandma was attending church when a young woman approached her with a baby
>tfw it's grandad's child
>the woman wants to abandon the child
>grandma is furious, but for the sake of the child's future she agreed to take the baby in
>grandma took care of the bastard child with great care, making sure she gets special treatment
>by this time all of my grandma's children were married
>granparents die and my grandma was adamant to appoint her as the bastard child's guardian and to put her into university, as my mum was the most well off
>mum agrees to take the mantle of responsibility
>bastard child is now graduating university with a degree

>2017
>still stuck in a Nepalese rice quota board with politicalshit and NEETs

Maayong buntag kaninyong tanan

maayo

ew, i woke up

>/asean/ is so dead today
>it's easter
No shit

Selamat hari Paskah!

Maayo

Happy Resurrection Day!
:)

morning ladyboys, what did you havw for breakfast?

But Jesus never died

Maayonnaise ;P

柬埔寨
Japanese simplified 柬 to 東 like in 練

In Vietnamese (and other Austroasiatic languages), we have the /ɓ/ and /ɗ/ sounds, which are implosives and are quite rare. But they're actually not very recognizable, I myself thought that they were the same "b" and "d" as in English.

test

wtf fuck is this cringe shit

Glory to South East Asia

For our language, it's p and b at the end of the words. Like for example abab and abap are sounding the same.

tsundere

what the fuck is this shit?

Aspergers personified

Do ASEANS even get assburgers?

Vietnamese has 22 initial consonants, only have seven final consonants (ng, nh, c, t, p, n, m).

Sandnigger purging when?
>chink district
>skyscrapers and all around clean houses

>sandnigger district
>slum and filth
>everyone looks like rapist

t. ashraf abdullah wei

t. abdul cheng wie ho

Yeah, my sister was part of ministry of education programme to teach special kids and works at autism centre.

I'm Buakaw Somchai ladyboy from Thailand. Fuck off

Reported for sedition Balakrishnan a/l Wong

merdeka.com/peristiwa/cuma-di-indonesia-dada-robot-pun-kena-sensor.html

pics bb?

i want a malaxian gf
hahaha

I love /ASEAN/

kek

Eastern culture!
Think about the children!
We are very nice people! No sex before marriage!

lmao

Wherever I am I must also SATÉ

Which is better, the abominated Malaysia Sate or oc Sate?

What's the difference?

God dammit Sinar FM, now I'm addicted to this song

youtube.com/watch?v=rWHZ7FX-9OQ

>eating sate with acar
disgusting

> tfw no autistic gf

Ewww, where's the peanut sauce, meneer?

Sate Madura > Sate Padang

I like Sate Madura too. My dayak friend made it from Madura flesh.

>sate with acar
>sate's already sweet + sweet acar
disgusting oc combination tbqh

What is Dik Cerdas doing in that frog suit?

contemplating at adult's life

Can you make an Upin Ipin version?

Im a terrible person.

So this one dude wanted to date my friend (a girl) so I sabotaged their relationship, she hates him now.

Then her ex girlfriend gave me a bj. He found out everything today.

his* ex girl

You're fucked. Prepare for santau

Dont call your mom "ex-girlfriend" again.

Wew, I'm jealous somewhat.

Maybe his mom was his girlfriend? Don't judge.

Who are you to judge?

Please learn how to draw before making anime drawings. May I direct you to Loomis?

>implying /asean/s have never tell her about it

So after all that, she never tried to improve?

That OP pic is her latest attempt at drawing. So, from what I can deduce, no she hasn't improved at all. Her drawing is still on the level of Devianart's worst.

My family and friends thought my drawing skills are good, I excel at drawing since childhood and my manga art didn't got better until very late middle school albeit slowly. Btw I started drawing manga around late elementary school.

Should I stop masturbating forever and edge out for my future gf/bf?

>should I become a cuck?
No

>should I become a faggot
yes!

no one care

You are gay

Nigger

Well then, maybe you should start to listen to some unbiased opinions about your drawing skill and start improving it.

ah, kys

>tfw so poor had to eat plain bread for dinner

filipin cucktholics are in the church

>tfw no daily doses

I thought you faggots have neetbux for bumiputera

>neetbux
>for bumiputra
>indon media at it again
It's once a year and just RM300, barely enough.

also, everyone's eligible will get it, bumiputras or not.

I think they should give every bumiputera NEETs RM300 a day.

youtu.be/ppN-yMMIfUw
Malaysian Loli music

Is Jatt a pedo?