Be me

>be me
>drunk one night
>horny from drinking
>make a tinder
>swipe right on every bitch i pass
>find 6-7/10
>mostly just a phat ass
>face was a little off but would pass for a smash
>green butterfly tattoo on her hip
>nose and lip rings
>swipe right get her info and start talking a bit
>want to make plans to meet and meat
says she's into some kinky stuff
>say i don't mind
>done light abuse and bdsm stuff before
>she says extra kinky
>don't give a fuck what it is only care about pussy
>ask what it is
>she says she likes a roll of quarters shoved in her asshole while she's fucked
>drunk mind takes that well
>says she has another demand before we fuck but we can talk about that in person
>make plans for the next day
cont.

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>pass out from drinking and wake up next day
>check phone for time and see new messages from grill from last night
>name was rachel but i'll call her quarters to not confuse later
>says she's looking forward to tonight and that i don't need to worry about bringing anything because she is very prepared
>leaves her address and apartment number
>winky face at the end
>gonna fuck this bitch with the entire US treasury
>spend my day killing time playing vidya and browsing youtube
>head out to go over
>take a bus to her house
>about a 45 minute ride just because there was so many people riding
>finally arrive
>knock on her door
>small girl answers
>5'0'' wide hips
>it's quarters
>she invites me inside
>take a seat on her couch
>she sits down next to me
>puts her leg over mine
>wants to talk about the extra condition
>says she has a friend that has never had sex before and wants to lose her virginity with quarters
>some stupid childhood pact or something
>say that's fine and i'm cool with it
>as long as i get a nut off
>she smiles and says she'll be back ina few minutes and to wait until they call me in

cont.

sorry for the wait guys but i'm slow as fuck at typing

its cool boi, just get it all down

Its alright

sorry for the delay guys, will try to write faster for a small change

Really hoping you didn't got fucked in the ass in the end

bumperino

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Hurry up OP, I'm waiting with bated breath

>736331569
>nervous as fuck as i've never been in a threesome before
>don't want to finish too quick
>quarters call me in the room
>take a breath and walk in
>see quarters laying on the bed wearing only a thong and lacey bra
>she looks at me and says "user, meet rachel"
>bitches shared the same name
>to clarify those weren't their actual names but names they wanted to be called
>another weird childhood thing i guess
>anyways her friend steps out of the bathroom
>ohmygod.jpg
>pretty fat bitch
>face was pretty but she was also very fat
>can't believe what i just signed up for
>hi user
>say hi as quarters starts to unbuckle my belt
>other rachel starts to undress
>think to myself my daddy didn't raise a quitter
>going to fuck this fatty for her first time and fuck her good
cont.

did you get the quarters in your ass?

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wtf are these real kids?

yes, the spartley spooligans
thehartleyhooligans.com/

Fucking post faster op

Hurry the fuck up op I wanna know the end to this pasta

WTF ARE THOSE? WHOLY FUCK IF MY KIDS ARE RETARDS...FUCK

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come on, OP

agreed bump this getting interesting

Bumparoonie

>quarters gets my pants off and starts licking my cock
>other rachel comes over and they start making out
>get a whiff of other rachel
>smelled like fucking cheese
>a cheese you could only get from neglect all your life
>let's call other rachel cheese
> quarters and cheese are making out as i start to go down on quarters
>start fingering cheese
>immediately soaked
>quarters pulls away from both of us and reaches for a nightstand
>grabs a stack of quarts and a condom
>says the condom is for the roll so the paper doesn't break and to make it so it doesn't dry her asshole up
>takes the quarters and lubes the condom up and hands it to me
>quarters get face down ass up for me
>insert my cock into her pussy
>take the lubed quarters and press them against her asshole
>mfw they slide in and i almost lose them
>cheese starts to play with my ass cheeks and bite my back
>whatthefuck oh well
>hard as a rock from quarter's fat ass
>cheese had some grade a USDA prime tits as well
cont.

ik, OP, type faster next time

cmon OP, post faster you faggot

lol

getting noice let's go let's go

OP I have stuff to do, I need this

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Come on

>pounding the pussy like a railroad working driving spikes
>>quarters in moaning like crazy
>wants to ride me
>she pushes the roll of quarters completely into her ass
>WHAT
>pushes me down with her hand on my chest
>has the look of a wild animal
>i created this monster
>throws herself onto my dick
>pussy ate my cock completely
>cheese smirks and sits on my face
>have to hold my breath so i don't breath in her "aroma"
>cheese cums in like 30 seconds
>literally blasts out of her all over my face
>gets up and switches spots with quarters
>honestly besides the smell it wasn't bad
>cheese sits on my cock
>holyshit.gif
>tightest pussy i've ever felt
>quarters grabs a massive bag from the side of the bed
>fucking full of quarters
>has me slide them into her pussy like tokens in an arcade game
cont. this is where it starts to get a little fucked up

Yay

OP here. My internet is slow as fuck and fucking captcha is kicking my ass.

no problem, you're doing good op. deliverance is here

And theeeeeeen?

OP REEEEEEEEEEEE hurry the fuck up

Bumping for interest

>inb4 quarter pounder with cheese

next time notepad this shit before making the thread you fucking faggot.

and this story is fake as fuck, but like everyone else I'm waiting for the shitty ending that will not justify the time spent on OP writing a story off the top of his head like a god damn faggot instead of using notepad like a normal faggot.

>Popping em coins in her puss
>Ask how much more money I should put in
>She answers, moaning "About tree fiddy"
>Iook up
>mfw when it s the Monster of Loch Ness

Kek :(

>inserting the coins in quarters
>get it down to a science
>bitch must have had at least $20 in her cunt
>wants me to fuck cheese from behind until i come and to come all over her pile of quarters
>oblige and grab cheese by waist and put her in her knees
>start pounding her ass hard as i can
>half way through periodically sliding quarters into quarters
>cheese isn't even moaning at this point just a droning noise and screaming every thrust
>probably like those pigs that cum for half and hour
>one hand full of quarts and the other cheese's hair
>honestly never felt so manly
>start to build up to climax
cont. to the last one

/thread

>Daddy didn't raise no quiter
kek

dont ruin it

didn't think of that but i guess that makes me the quarter pounder with cheese

>cheese screaming make finish
>almost filled up with a blind rage for her pussy
>start thrusting as hard as i possibly can
>both hands on cheese's hips
>pull out and nut all over the wuarters

If you called this mad props

Is that it?..

>climax is coming
>I bust the hardest nut in my entire life
>cheese lust smirking and grabbing my dick
>quarters squirts out every fucking quarter
>holy shite
>FUCK.jpg
>everything is full of slimy quarters
>mfw these girls call me the quarter pounder with cheese from now on

you're worse then those fucks that swear they're going to post nudes if someone gets because at least those people offer the hope of nudes; you are just a relentless faggot.

OP is a faggot.

Nigger better be joking

Fuck sake OP. You were doing so well. Shoulda had this shit pre typed so we wouldn't guess what the punch line was waiting for you to continue

>everything is full of slimy quarters
>everything is full of
so the quarters did end up in your ass then OP?

OP has failed as a man in this thread.

If only someone had told him about notepad ...

The story didn't sound real and the punchline sucked ass. That was trash. Give me my time back then stop posting forever faggot