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You own a lemonade stand with improper spelling.

>Dubs decide
>You can't just end the story unless you throw in quads

consume all the lemons you have, make yourself into the lemonoid dispensing machine

Niggers steal your lemon supply

You give Blowjobs behind the booth for 10 dolla

A muslime shows up and blows up your booth, Lena shows up to blame you after

Lost

>Muslime

God comes to buy some lemonade.

A nice white family shows support and buys lemonade for all

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Gawd approves, christens your stand to an enterprise. Your secret ingredient is mdma

Your stand goes nationwide after the god approval, you contribute to the obesity/diabetes epidemic by 20%

god says that this is shit lemonade and kills you

God comes down for the second time and is enlightened by the quality and love put into your lemonade

Dubs decide

Take lemons and shove them up your ass

Cut up Jesus and squeeze lemon juice over his cuts

God says, "TO HELL WITH YOU AND THIS LEMONADE!" and banishes the stand to hell.

You and Jesus fuck in the barn. Jesus makes you airtight along with the holy spirit

Ariana grandee shows up, we all know what happens next

Trump supporters begin to support you because you're Jesus approved. Media gets triggered and tells liberals it to buy from you

A challenger appears

You and Jesus play a round of beer pong with a T-Rex and Steve Buscemi

Checked

Double check

He spontaneously combusts

Checking the checked

Fuck, give me some time on that

We have to make sure this thread doesn't prune

bump

Bumpity Bump

BUMPer cars

Bumping

That post time is leet

A wild nigger appears

God starts jacking off into the lemonaid

Hurry up op

God throws poop at you

Rolling for this

You are no longer a lemonade stand you serve fruit punch

checked and kekked

Roll

The end

After losing the game of beer pong, you are sad, you decide to lay face down in the pool.

Next dubs decides your fate.

>Trying to be op
Kek

Out of nowhere. a T-rex and Steve Buscemi come at you to challenge to you a game of beer pong. Due to time constraints, God abandoned you to fight your own battles

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You get asked by a duck for some grapes.

kek

duck dubs

Good shit op

You suck

The duck comes to the man, running the stand.
He says "Hey! Got any grapes?"

You give the duck a holy-hand grenade instead of grapes.

Everything around you becomes ducks asking for grapes

No John, you are the duck.
And then the lemonaid seller was a duck.

Re

the t-rex fucks you while you piss on steve b.

the duck drinks lemonade

Re again since no one else is posting

Steve zucchini starts jerking off the T-Rex

roll

Suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, it is David Hasselhoff

You loose beer pong and you have to fuck the t rex while steve watches

You wake up in an abandoned mental asylum, long forgotten by society. You have no possessions aside from a torn medical gown, a duck feather, and a lemon.

OP here,

I'm just here hoping that nobody gets dubs.
I will always commit when I say I'll do shit, but man, I'm really getting afraid of having to draw some of these.

fuuuuck

draw yourself drawing the last pane.

A lemon suddenly collapses in on itself and becomes a black hole

rolling and because physics the black hole will evaporate and explode almost instantaneously afterwards and therefore
>the end

Rolling

Rico from Starship Troopers runs out and shouts "BUUUUGS!"
In the background is a horde of lazily copy-pasted aliens.

You win the game of beer pong, sell Buscemi a lemonade, then barbeque the T-Rex.

A second duck appears. He asks for grapes.

Your barn turns in to a person.
He looks smug.

Asks you if you're a dirty Jew first, gets lightning bult ready in case you say no

the duck, steve, and t-rex go away. a naked drunk girl who's having her 18th birthday party in that red barn comes out to the lemonoid stand looking for mixer

...

But then the duck returns. He asks for grapes.

Turns out the girl was actually underage.
The Feds arrive at your barn and knock.
You are hiding inside the barn with a pitchfork.

OP you have to do this. Also pls rape her

Hey buddy. You just blow in from stupid town?

Bored since your prehistoric buddies had gone, you set up the lemon stand again, and you notice a naked 18 y/o. Your eyes dart to her exposed tits

Her tits suddenly double in size.

Her tits suddenly triple in size.

The girl combusts into lemons. The world skews 15 degrees left.

Her thighs suddenly quadruple in size.

Female suddenly grows dicks out her nipples.

roll for this

rolling for this

Females unzips and reveals they are duck. They inquire about grapes.

She whips out a crack pipe and smokes it, and then offers BJ for money and lemonade

You have a new policy to deny service to any negros.

Well...it was only a matter of time

Trump deports you for being an illegal

She steps in poo and then asks if you can use some lemonade to clean the poo off her foot and then sticks her poopy foot on the lemonade stand so you can pour lemonade on it.

>be Polish
>need money for family
>migrate to England for benefits and free housing
>nice hot sunny day, perfect for lemonade
>you make a lemonade stand
>bobby sees what you're doing
>"oi, wanker! Do you av a stand license?"
>show him your immigration papers
>he stammers and apologises for being racist
>continue your business, get called a paki a few times by angry looking Ali Gs
>close business early and go home to your multi million pound house with your family
>Morning, find a gypsy troupe parked all over your front lawn
>weave your way through to your lemonade stand
>business goes well, people even form a line
>white van of peace comes it of nowhere and plows into the crowd
>Muslims stumble out of the white van of peace and start stabbing and beheading people
>you regret coming to England just before you're blown to pieces by Jihadi Joe
>Daily Mail groups you and the terrorists together
>family is evicted back to Poland

Fueled by the crack pipe you snagged from the slutty teen on your dick, you rip a shard of the stand off and nut so hard her head explodes

the FDA shuts down your stand for using genetically modified lemons

Thank you for keeping the thread alive while I work on this.

And everyone else bumping intentionally or not.

A legion of crusaders crush the lemonade stand underfoot on their way to seize Jerusalem

Suddenly, you hear the police rapidly approaching. Aa the dead body lays on the grass covered in your DNA, you must find a way to dispose of the body. You notice a pack of hungry niggers near by having a family barbeque, the only option is to grind the body into hamburger patties and feed it to the hungry niggers

a nigger steals the crack pipe

God and rob ford come down from heaven to join in crack smoking

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