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muzzies? not a fan

Sup Forums is shit right now

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>"I'm Greek"
>can't speak Greek
>extent of knowledge about Greece is that they eat lamb

Sick of southerners, yanks, and canadians

Canadians mostly.

You do realise neither country have functioning aircraft carriers let alone enough to transport enough planes over to get successful air superiority and launch a proper invasion you stupid cunt?

Have a nan who was born in India and half of my great grandparents were born in India. They are all ethnically Anglo-Indian.

I can even apply for what is essentially a lifetime work visa for India because I'm closely related to people born in India.

I consider myself ethnically Anglo-Indian, culturally English (and always have Indian food at family meetups), and citizenshiply British

Queen of Brit

What'd I do...

triggered

Would love ww3 right now tbqh.

this fucking gif lads

My boiler is doing my fucking NUT in!!

Earlier on the pressure was really fucking high causing scolding water to leak everywhere, so I bled the radiators and got it back down to an acceptable level.

Then the cunt decided to drop to a point where it was too low to operate, so I let some pressure back in and now when the heating comes on it gets too high again.

GONNA FUCKING SMASH THIS CUNT!!!!!

Need a furry gf

Slower generals get bumped off the board by easter spam but we are eternal

churn out a lot of really shitty and really reddity posts. I just don't like canadian posting at all really.

>I can even apply for what is essentially a lifetime work visa for India because I'm closely related to people born in India.
Omg well jelly!! xx

>Sick of southerners

You didn't need to go any further than that really.

>Slower generals get bumped off the board by easter spam but we are eternal

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I don't do that though...

fucked up the nobs on this runts boiler and hes about to blow his top

not going to do it though because it means spending £200 and going to Birmingham

My gran was born in india and her family came back to the UK through the ol' Suez canal

can I apply for Indian bennies because I'm closely related?

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I am literally more American than this lad is Greek.

Should I go Tesco lads.

Wanna cook tomorrow but all the freaks come out at night desu

Lat 'choon: youtu.be/jsVRj7VvfWc

bad need to choke a fat ugly slag with my mangled knob

need this very much

dont care

Reminder that it's Saturday night on a bank holiday weekend and you're sat on this fucking board posting autistic shit.

and? why would I want to do anything else? I've been a normie before and it's shite

You're right lad I should be out with my """"""girlfriend"""""" or my """"""friends"""""".

what else would I be doing? Bouncing around in some ghastly sweaty nightclub getting my eardrums exploded and paying £8 for a shot of vodka alongside braindead normie cunts? no thank you

im tired fuk u

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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>17-Year-Old Girl and Boyfriend Suspected of Killing Her Grandparents
insideedition.com/headlines/22701-17-year-old-girl-and-boyfriend-allegedly-murder-her-grandparents

youtube.com/watch?v=huEtJw7pfLk

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there aren't any bennies, but you can get an Overseas Citizenship of India

>implying I have anything to do with my life rn

plus I already did a lot of business this morning

Always knew the scouts was bender central

OUT OF MY WAY LIBTARD SHITS

I lived in the USA for almost 5 years and fully embraced yank culture
I'm more American than this "Greek" guy is Greek

social conservatism is the enemy
not muslims or reactionaries, although they both are social conservatives

>Ethiopia
How's life?

THAT IS NAWT A LEGITUHMUT FORWM OF PROWTEST

might do it one day when I'm really really bored

youtube.com/watch?v=0-mXXYv8KCM
skip to 13:22

Can't believe he's in his mid 30's

My pants are off, my hair is falling out and I'm eating Nutella with a spoon.

Had a minor motorbike accident today and my beautiful bike is all scuffed.

anime

have you ever seen an elephant

He looks like he's in his early 30s desu

saw mine in there
sick

I have a song stuck in my head that goes "dada dada da da da da dadada da dadada da".

Did you know that Are Liz was the Queen of a Communist Atheist state?
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People's_Revolutionary_Government_(Grenada)

Really makes me think. No, I'm not joking, this genuinely does boggle my mind.

what bike do you have? I'm looking to get a good reliable bike for urban and rough road riding

Ye, your mum's been round mine before

This.

Is it true that Ethiopia is communist?

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Fz07

not him

taking the dogs to run around at the park

Goin to Tesco lads, anyone want anything?

Might have some stuff reduced

Ah, okay. I've remembered it: youtu.be/QtxlCsVKkvY

beautiful

Protein bars have an awful texture

Some kinder eggs please.

Lads this "Ethiopian" poster is actually a fat white boy baiting you for (you)s.

Do NOT respond to him.

why do you live in Ethiopia lad? what do you do? do you have slaves?

just want to be happy lads, not even happy actually, just comfy and content. dont care about being rich or successful desu

>pants

FOY

6er of cider
Lent ends tomorrow :)

>The government suspended the constitution and ruled by decree until it engulfed into civil war and was removed by a United States military intervention on 25 October 1983
hmmm, ah yes, yanks

gf wants to kiss all the time and it's tiring

went out with the so called 'friends' a few weeks ago after not seeing them for 4 months. Had a fucking shit night. Went to a club and embarrassed myself with my abnormie ways. Paid £60 for 4 shit drinks. Once again realise I can't relate to people on any level. Worst part is I basically invited myself even though I got the feeling the so-called friends didn't want me there.

he's posted proof Tbf

hes posted himself a lot

northern ireland is british
brexit was a shit idea
donald trump is a tool and possibly dangerous
gays are fine and should be allowed to get married

just a bit of wisdom from me there
drugs should be legal

he's a good lad though

shit lads I've been doing it wrong all this time

mong

Well his "bait" is better than anything you've ever posted

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how could you possibly have been doing that before?

gay niggers on doctor who? not a fan

I like living here. Ethnostates are bretty gud imo.

Inb4 rorke

JANNY

warning lads
the ethiopian poster has hired shills to trick you on his behalf

ignore them too

how the fuck else did you think you were supposed to do it

friends have been conveniently forgetting to invite me to their plans

probably because I don't really add anything of value and have a negative attitude

why do beer labels always strongly stress that they're IMPORTED when literally every other consumable product goes miles out of their way to avoid that designation?

EVERYDAY IS LIIIIKE SUNDAY

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Do women seriously expect us to have penises that big? What unrealistic expectations.