My cat just died 20 minutes ago, what are some recommended disposal methods?

My cat just died 20 minutes ago, what are some recommended disposal methods?

>pic related, it's her

flush it

Vet charges $20 to cremate a cat.
Take it to the vet.

this

viking's funeral

how did it died

>roll a joint
>get a pillow case and small trowel
>bury cat smoke joint and lay him to rest

This while playing bagpipes

Eat it. Then shit in kitty litter just like the cat would.

looks like sleeping to me...

I don't know, but it has a weird lump on the inside of her front paw

TRIPS DEMANDS IT

winrar! DO IT OP!

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Check'd, needs viking funeral fasho.

Eat it

if 333 op eats kitty

Op, give it a proper funeral or fuck off

Tibetan Sky Burial

I'm sorry your cat died.

OBEY THE TRIPS user

if it were mine i would bury it 7' under where it could rest forever

DOUBLE WINRAR

>Vet charges $20 to cremate a cat.
>Take it to the vet.
20$ at the vet.
0$ at the night deposit slot at the library.

Make a small wooden coffin, wrap her in a white pillow case or bed sheet, and bury her in an area that she loved to play. Animals become family members, and your cat deserves compassion and a respectful burial.

I agree

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Plastic garbage bag and dumpster worked for my neighbors cat that my Siberian husky killed in the backyard.

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Rolling for $0, 30 GETs it

Let us toast Whiskers.she was a fine feline

Cover the viking boat with flower petals

eat it

holy shit!
Double Trips!

Kek demands a viking funeral user.

Here is how to do it:
>get some cardboard boxes
>fold them into a roughly boat-like shape.
>Water-proof with duct-tape
>Set cat inside it, with flower petals and popery
>Pour gasoline into the boat with the cat and popery
>set it aflame
>Push it off shore

You must be recording for the last four steps, we want to see you deliver.

cat is unresponsive, what do I do?

What kind of manimal sleeps facing the corner?

Put a cape on it and toss it over a highway overpass into oncoming traffic

bring her to your local vet clinic. I'm sorry for your loss, op.

>move to backyard
>grab cat by the tail
>swing cat really fast
>let go of cat

A viking funeral is respectful.
Trips demand a viking funeral, so do it OP.

double trips outclass tripple trips.
Viking funeral will continue.

Put it in your regular trash and take it out when the bag is full like all the other garbage

Fucking pointy eared faggots piss me off so bad >:/

viking funeral now!

it's getting really summery in here..

this.
Kick-ass funeral beats sad-face and anticlimactic burial.
Best way to end life is with a climax, not a frown.

>:/

Dig a 16 inch hole in your back yard.....insert cat. Cover hole. Water the mound so dirt will settle. Ta daaa! Buried cat.

No emoji pls

Kill yourself you cat fucking prole. Those motherfuckers ain't worth a shit. Never cats.

This.

If you don't know or can't afford a coffin, bury her like you would a family member if you loved her like that. I mean, you wouldn't ask this question on Sup Forums about your fucking mum, would you, OP?

Taco Tuesday tomorrow. Get them ready. Skin, debone and fry cat meat. Add taco seasoning and place in taco shells. Top with cheese and sour cream.

the dead kind

Trying too hard. Shut the fuck up

viking funeral

Checked. All you cat fucking proles can take a big dump on my cockola

viking funeral

this and put a party hat on it too

Why is it that no everyone except the sparse edge-lord or faggot wants a viking funeral?

preheat oven to 450
marinade cat in bbq sauce
place into oven
cook for 30 minutes
enjoy

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Cats = fags

Foad proletariat

get

The cat skin would make a great hat.

It actually would. OP could make a makeshift coonskin hat out of it and honor its memory.

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dig a hole in the ground, dump it in

Until I slap the shit out of his cat fucking ass and the hat goes missing forever because he's a prole

Rip stupid bitch hat >:/

Viking funeral, only honorable way

now i know only 2 peopl actually want that faggoty shit.

nice meme, fag.
Were you to post like this a few years ago the chins would have locate you and fucked up your future. Don't mess with cats or your messing with 4chins.

Kill yourself you fucking autist. What the hell is a "prole" anyways? Is that what you refer to your skank ass mother as? I know that whore likes getting fucked in the ass by dogs, I bet you do too

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Did you rip that stupid meme off of 9gag?

I've been here since 2008 you retard the only people that get fucked up are people that actually abuse cats

I posted a picture I found of a seran wrapped cat multiple times and nobody ever did shit

Foad newfag catfucking prole

Flush it all at once! If you have a halfway decent toilet, you're all good.

thats cute

7 feet?
In his back garden?
Jesus dude, he'll take out a utility.
OP, put him a foot or two down in a flower bed.

7 foot... Christ, he'd be digging all day

Just take it to the vet for cremation. It's cheap, and it's respectful. Either keep the ashes (cremation usually includes a cheap urn, but you can get a nicer one if you care to do so), or spread them somewhere.

This

Also OP is a flaming faggot

ur cat wuld do it 4 u

Ur mom bitch here's the pic BTW for all my new friend fags who were barely even a sperm in there dads eye at the time

>a warm breeze begins to blow
>the sound of children selling lemonade begins to echo through the streets

Space program

It's summer!1

i never doubted the existance of said image.

lurking for 9 years dont mean squat. ona hands out gold medals at 10 minimum

lotta anger in this thread

Might be illegal even for a cat.

Besides "Viking" funerals are just an invention of Hollywood. They didn't send bodies adrift on a burning boat. They tended to bury their dead, and if they were warriors they might get buried with their sword. Chiefs or renowned warriors have in a couple instances been buried with a boat, but that wasn't that common.

i blame ramadan

its just some wannabe child of summer

I thought ramadan was over

Mfw I just threw my dead cat in a dumpster.

i wouldnt know.

Fire always works well.

Summer, Ramadan
Tomato, tomato

But really fucking die you pointy eared bitch ass non compliant pieces of retarded excrement

Neither would I. OP should eat the cat it's probably still halal

You did the right thing user trash goes in the trash

I have an overwhelming urge to smash your head through a fucking window and stomp on your retarded face you smug autistic unfunny piece of dog shit

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U made

cuckboi

what did you say about my ears?