Secrets Thread

Secrets Thread
Post all your disgusting degenerate secrets here

sometimes i bump threads

i voted for gary johnson

I told my ex she's going to end up dead if she keeps acting the way she does. I always hope it's her when the news reports a murdered woman

I think jews are pretty decent people

>people

I didn't vote

i voted 4 times

i work extra hours so I can be alone at the office and smell the seats of the hot women

I made a baby with my sister and now I let him think i'm his uncle.

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you are his uncle though...

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im a cat

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

I am the one who took the cookies from the cookie jar. Also I killed my ex-wife or something lol

lucky

I feel like I need to know more about this.

amazing idea

A little tame but i love it when my roommate fingers his girlfriend. I can hear her try and stifle her moans in the other room, and goddamn is it hot! I am not attracted to her, but the moans get me to diamonds so fast

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no thank you officer

MODS

My last gf was Jewish. I have an uncircumcised dick. The irony of the blowjobs was hilarious.

i have a 4 inch dick, please tell me if its good.

he was put up for adoption at birth and came back at 18 looking for his parents.
he only had his mothers details, he's still 'searching' for his dad

Are you a twink/trap?

I jerked off onto a picture of a girl I have a crush on

nope im not a wink/trap

I post friends number on Sup Forums so randoms on Sup Forums can text them weird shit

>used to steal my stepsisters panties
>put them on
>jerk off into them
>also jerked off in her bed multiple times
>sucked on and played with her dildo
>routinely burned the panties afterward

She definitely knew all this by the way lol

How is it not on his birth certificate?

Which of the southern states are you from? Also how is your relationship with your sister now? Also also did/do your parents know, and if they do how did they react?

Did I miss some cheese pizza or something

I once looked at porn

i feel really ashamed sometimes because I have real feelings for one of them, and i can smell her perfume on the chair. It drives me crazy.

I got caught once while I was just chilling on her desk smelling her stuff, and talked it off by saying I was doing maintenance on her computer (I'm IT Support)

This should be on creeper thread

his birth certificate says unknown under father, my parents hushed it up as we were both underage

I mean that's awesome dude,, good luck

I browse Sup Forums

I used to fuck outside a lot

When I was 15 I was diagnosed with a faint heart murmur. Did lots of tests and such and nothing was found. But every year im suppose to get a ekg and echo-cardiogram(ultrasound) because problems/damage can occur at any time. The last time i went to the doctor they might have found something and wanted me to comeback for another test later that week, I never did. That was 8-9 years ago. The murmur is significantly worse now, i can hear it sometimes. It's kinda scary but at the same time I secretly hope the problem kills me soon, i dont have the balls to an hero and this way it would be much less traumatic for my family/friends knowing i died from natural reasons.

I still fuck outside a lot, in the back of a pickup truck

I let the dogs out.

you should just tell them. even if you die, The doctors will eventually open up to them about your cause of death and they will probably feel that you never trusted them enough to talk about it.

not American
I live with her, she got married when she turned 18 to this rich old guy and after the divorce I get to live in the flat conversion of the garage/pool house.
parents knew because we fessed up to it, being scared and 13, they sent me to boarding school for five years and put the baby up for adoption. They also pressured my sister to marry the scumbag.

I get off to woman giving birth

Doesn't matter had sex

i cheat on my gf with an uglier girl and i love it

I masturbate at work

You stoopid fuck - it's going to HURT you and not kill you. Your heart is going to pop a gasket or some stupid shit, and give you a stroke. Your brain is going to rot from lack of oxygen, and you'll be put into a fucking nursing home to waste away.

You know what's sadder than a nursing home? YOUNG PEOPLE in a nursing home!

Communist swine. Choke on your welfare state

did someone post cp

What was it??

so good

it's not really about trust, it's more that i just dont give a fuck about myself, and thats not really a secret. My parents know about my initial diagnosis they took me each year to the doc until i left for college, and then i only went the 1 last time by myself.

What happened?

TELL US WHAT IT WAS

maybe, or maybe i'll die, really only 1 way to find out.

it was just too disturbing

What was it tho?

who was phone

I'm 31 and married with 2 kids and a really decent life. My wife is attractive and the sex is fine, but I keep a fake Facebook profile in order to talk to girls and get off when I find one willing to chat with me. I'm currently regularly texting an extremely hot 17 year old girl I met on FB. We've exchanged nudes and everything. She thinks I'm 24 and single and I have her a fake name. I literally help her with her high school homework and she sends me pics and talks dirty to me as payment. I'm loving it so much I haven't fully processed all of the different ways my life would be fucked if I got caught.

No CP lolz

tell us pls

Plan on doing anything with her once she's of age?

file name was cp
there was a tall black man and a small black kid

thank god the mods banned that guy

keep the girl. leave your wife.

I won the election

I'm definitely going to get a bit more aggressive once she's 18. That's still nearly a year away since she just turned 17, though. She only lives an hour from me so it will be extremely tempting to talk her into having sex with me of course. The only women I've ever had sex with is my wife and she was 24 when we started so I've never experienced an 18 year old. And she's a gymnast. I just don't know if I could do it to my wife. I mean I'm already doing terrible things but putting my dick in another girl... especially a kid... seems much more real. Plus women are crazy... who knows if I do or say the wrong thing this chick could decide to rat on me about the pics of her underage or claim I raped her or any number of things.

>Married with kids
>Cheating
Enjoy getting divorced with alimony, child support & getting ripped of half of your belongings. You're truly dumb.

Whenever I get an erection I beat my meat until I finish, but the issue is I've been unemployed for a while so I've been jerking alot so now whenever I get hard it doesn't go down until I beat my meat, ice had an erection for a straight 3 hours and it refuses to fucking stop

I'm 35 and live two lives.

One I'm married to a 34 year old. She's sweet but Jesus Christ, so much baggage. Loves me to death and we've been together for about 10 years.

In my other life, I have a 28 year old and we have two kids. Sex is amazing, kids are annoying, but I provide and she raises them well.

This has been going on for 6 years. Each of the women suspect there's something more going on but both really love me.

I hope that in the future I can come clean with both and them them both to be wives under the same roof.

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>Stole one of my friends socks(girl) and use it to cum into

>Have had some suggestive incidents with a little girl

>Used a pillow as a pocket pussy by folding it strapping it down with a belt and using a plastic bag full of lotion for comfort

>Masturbated out on the deck of my house(I live in a neighborhood where everyone can easily see everyone's backyard

>Masturbated right next to my friend one night while he was asleep

Have some more but ehh those are most

These guys won't judge you, so I will. Piece of shit.

I know I am. But... fucking shit she's sexy as fuck.

I handed out "shop" calendars to a few of my guys at work. Bunch of nude/semi nude pinup style stuff but it was pictures of my wife on our rigs. Wife doesn't know.

How do you possibly explain yourself to either of them

Dad!?

I am feeling a weird sexual attraction to my pet cat. I keep wanting to touch her pussy.
I never had these feelings towards a cat before.

How long have you and ur gf been together

How the fuck do you pull this off???? Also, forget about them living together and being ok with this. Just forget about it right now. It isn't going to happen.

5-6 yrs

post pics

I have secret get magic

Of... my pet cat?

wow you're hardcore nigger.

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KEK

yes! right meow!

Dude no offense but I had already done all of the things on this list by the time I was like 14. These aren't deep dark secrets they're just average man stuff.

I got my sister pregnant without her knowledge while she had a boyfriend. The kid is ugly as shit and is 5 and hasn't said a word yet. She still doesn't know its mine.

I fucked a dog in the ass when I was 12 once. A male dog. Dog didn't even seem to care.

boy or girl?

I regularly rub my dick against the bed while lying on my stomach while watching porn on my phone and ejaculate on the blanket under me which I then sleep with.

My mother cleans my sheets.

You are about 50 shades of gay for this. Faggot.

boy. although from baby pics and innocent tub pictures shared amongst family he has a 3 inch soft dick.

I'm fucking terrified of being put under anesthesia.