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>friendlies today

bayern - düsseldorf (15:00 cet)
mainz - gladbach (16:15 cet)
bayern/düsseldorf - gladbach/mainz (17:30 cet or 18:45 cet)
eintracht - zenit st. petersburg (tba)
hoffenheim - aalborg (15:30 cet)
schalke - karl-marx-stadt (14:00 cet)
bremen - braunschweig (15:30 cet)
darmstadt - bochum (14:00 cet)

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gooooooooooooooooooood morning

hello?

good morning anonos-samoron-kun

yes hi

what's up?

browsing business & finance, specifically a weed stock thread. some legislation might hit in canada and one company will go to the moon if it goes through. looking at brexit, trump and le pen this might just be crazy enough to work. and im looking forward to watching bayern play. i just ejaculated like ten minutes ago and i will make breakfast soon then wash my hair and go get some groceries and weights from the gls shop (been delivered to my place but i wasnt there which i knew but there was no other possiblity to send those weights to me). whats up at your place

already had breakfast and went to aldi. watching the cricket now

okay. i will go grocery shopping when everyone else will go too

yeah, i try to avoid supermarkets between 9:00 and 15:00 on saturdays

I need to go there in a bit to get some stuff.

I see Hoffenheim are playing AaB today.
I guess there will lalso be some darts to watch, but I must admit that I haven't been watching the BDO as intently as the PDC.

>BDO
>PDC
huh?

h..helllo!

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Well there are two competing darts federations. PDC is the one with the stars and money while BDO is the one with soul and mostly shit players.

Jürgen Klinsmann and Jürgen Klopp look german

Those asses are just sad.

okay

i will look like them when i get old

you gonna do a reverse michael jackson?

no

hi

Elyyse may not have the prettiest face but her butts is top notch.

hehehe i hate grocery shopping

I saw that embarrassing espn interview with Tuchel. God I wish they can stop asking about Pulisic every 2 seconds acting like he's such a top world class player. Leave the fucking kid alone ffs.

link?

You now remember Sidney "the german Arjen Robben" Sam.
>Einst galt Sidney Sam als eines der hoffnungsvollsten Offensivtalente Deutschlands, das letztes Bundesliga-Spiel des fünffachen Nationalspielers liegt nun bereits rund zehn Monate zurück. Beim FC Schalke 04 aussortiert, könnte der 28-Jährige nun beim abstiegsbedrohten Darmstadt 98 ein Comeback feiern - laut Informationen der „Bild“-Zeitung wechselt Sam per Leihe zu den Lilien.

espnfc.us/borussia-dortmund/story/3036869/thomas-tuchel-hails-outstanding-christian-pulisic-at-borussia-dortmund

well he is the german arjen robben, since he is almost as often injured as robben

thanks

A Bundes club team with Chandler, Brooks, Johnson, Morales, Pulisic, and Wood would win the league with 2 months to spare.

Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't!

Robben is world class tho

yes

the 3 games he plays every season

world-class diver

CHI

i don't get it

pic related

CA

Do Americans still know who Klinsmann is or did they already forget about him?

back from grocery shopping. bought beef mince instead of mixed mince

>bought beef mince instead of mixed mince
good choice. although lamb mince is even better

watching games done quick for days now

i dont even play videogames

>comfy bundes back in 6 days.

Can't wait. I need to see my Hamburg and Wood strive against the odds like in my anee may mays. GANBATTE!!!!!

mixed mince is better m80

another user has some wood in his pants for you

its like saying apples are better than bananas

hehe (You) sure showed (Me)

another user has something showable in his/her pants for you

l-lewd

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Ugh why did nobody remind me the Telekom Cup started

ran.de/fussball/live/telekom-cup-2017-im-kostenlosen-livestream

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Nice grass LOL

Hearing rumours once again that Christian Eriksen ran the show today.

Can't be long before we see him at one of the big two in Spain.

it's funny coz the grass isn't nice

Thomas Delaney currently playing for Werder Bremen against Eintracht Braunschweig.

Schalke losing to Chemnitz.

...

time for penalty shootout

Well he's the best attacking midfielder in England and both Barcelona and Real Madrid are facing changes to that area very soon.

sure

time for beer

Yes 16:00

yes

yes.

okay.
I can't join you because I have to leave for work in a few minutes. :(

are you the prostitute?

yes. prostitute/gewürmischer.

have fun at work

I will ;D

xDDDDDDDD ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

lol

not drinking alone

i am not

He's only known to the few who even follow the sport so no. Most Americans dont care about the managers.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

opening a broker account right now. not sure if these german sites will give me the opportunity to invest in OWC Pharmaceutical Research

Draxler scored for PSG

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against whom?

les tractors

never heard of them

Ipswich

i don't get it