For all the people that claim to hit the ceiling with their cumshot how are there zero videos of it ever happening...

For all the people that claim to hit the ceiling with their cumshot how are there zero videos of it ever happening? Webm related, probably the closest I will ever see to it happening

SpaceX should look into using this guy

ayyy

bump

the legend that has never been seen but always claimed

the fishermans tale

up

proven once again that these things never happen

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anybody have proof of it happening?

absolutely none

bump

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>be me 13
>Time for shower experiments with the old single dangle
>Jack off while looking down, feelsgoodman.gif
>cum right into my own face fuck.jpeg
>Get of the shower, drying off and notice that it hit the ceiling when I moved my face.
>5-6 ft range

cute story, no video it never happened

stories but no videos

bump

there HAS to be a video

Bump

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why can nobody prove their stories?

is it possible that it happens all the time, but no one ever gets it on video.

like bigfoot or boogie man