/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

New England sports edition

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Day Basedball

>Bruins blowing Canadians out in the playoffs RIGHT NOW
>Celtics making the playoffs
>Patriots just won the Superb owl
>Red Sox very likely to make the WS

How can the rest of the world even compete?

im rooting for the bruins over the senators

Nobody cares about those sports outside of America.

>say our introductions
>"haha, you look tired"
really hate this

Would your be proud of you making cookies or just eating the dough out of the can like a peasant.

And with baking you get the nice aroma to fill up your kitchen.

david price is done for the year, sales elbow could blow at any minute porcello sucks again

its ogre

*Would your mother be proud

*breaks your goalie's stick*

ice hockey is popular in the entire northern hemisphere

america is all that matters

>david price is done for the year
He's pitching in a simulated game tomorrow you trog, Sale is playing out of his mind right now and Porc had 1 bad game in april

Not to mention pomeranz is playing like a #2 guy right now as our #4 guy.

I don't think you know what northern hemisphere means.

Not surprising considering you are a retard.

Based. So glad to be born and bred in Boston. We're gonna win it all this year in the big 4. 1 down already.

Good Will Hunting and Bill Burr forever.

>tfw no cum bud to go tanning with

Canadians care about hockey
Balts care about basketball
Japs, Taiwanese, people from the Caribbean and northern South America care about baseball

>burning your skin as a fashion statement
low class

Its true, ice hockey is played in the american, european and asian parts of the northern hemisphere

*rubs lotion on your back*

I get freckles sorry bud

Hockey is a pretty good sport desu. The games are entertaining even though I don't know much about it.

>muh sabonis should have come sooner
>muh petrovic shouldnt have been a reckless drivver
>muh divac houldnt smoke

might steam up some asparagus desu

r8 buds

Is it gay to want to hit this?

Oh?

yes retard

Honestly i legit don't know if you are trolling or you are just retarded.

thats a feminine penis so no

>vegetables

with your fist?

tell me how im wrong, please

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yum

I'm not really a hockey fan but I love going to my local teams games. I've been to a bunch and it's always a fun experience.

didn't know cia was gay

>Middle East
>Europe
Lmao
Also, hockey isn't popular in most of the northern hemisphere. Saying Northern America and Europe would've been correct but saying the Northern Hemisphere is wrong.

include more of eastern europe, central asia and mongolia

Grill it instead

Anyone wanna play Garry's Mod with me?

>ice hockey is popular in the entire northern hemisphere

As you can see, plenty of more countries dont play ice hockey in the northern hemisphere than the ones who do.

>Its true, ice hockey is played in the american, european and asian parts of the northern hemisphere

The totality of Europe and Asia is in the northern hemisphere

No I dont do nerd shit sorry

only if you roleplay as my gf

it included afghanistan in europe lol
>ice hockey is popular in entire northern hemisphere

i then go on to show its popular in all continents of the northern hemisphere except africa

why do poor people eat margerine?

it costs the same as butter

They're poor because they're stupid

sad truth
working class people think its healthier

Switching from margarine to butter was honestly one of the best decisions of my life

>one of the best decisions of my life was based upon a condiment

what happens on easter?

Quitting soda was one of the best decisions in my life

we eat some stuff

Americans shart their pants to remember the rabbit that went around sharting eggs everywhere

>sale on butter
>salted butter all gone
>unsalted butter untouched

ffs

Don't worry about it

wtf I hate capitalism now

just salt your butter when you use it

>shart

mayo>>>>>>>>>>ketchup

on fries

>Why yes, I do put condiments on my fries and don't eat them with nothing but salt

eat your fries with fry sauce you dumb fucker

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Is #3 gravy you nut??

>he doesnt cut and fry his own potatoes at home

>Why no I do not like honey mustard on fries

both good posts

This man gets it.

Ive never heard of fry sauce

1 part ketchup
2 parts mayo

you can add yellow mustard if you want it to be extra tangy

what do you put on your fries

christians are dumb lmao

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I will post this
youtube.com/watch?v=yl_rQqSrHyE
thanks

atheism all the way

Just came in a girl (mom)

DONT POST TAHT

im not

i've been using "fry sauce" for many years, i didn't realize it was called that or a thing, i've just always mixed ketchup/mayo together with a bit of garlic and/or paprika

post birds

flying spaghetti monster hahahah russell's teapot HAHAHAH *upvotes*

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/cum/ is my safe space

same

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just ate half a garlic sausage as a snack buds

you have a chef's soul

Why do tryhards get dualies when the work they do doesn't require it. It's infuriating

Trump is at Mar-a-Lago again. Is golfing really that fun of a sport?

peliKANGZ

Only in gta v

Usually for brekky I make three eggs and two eggos with peanut butter and I'm good until dinner, but recently I cut out an eggo and added spinach and cheese to my eggs

he's conducting jewish business

golfing is pretty fun.
really like this image

mar a lago.

i hate that stupid ass name is the most tacky shit ever.

>SEA TO LAKE

AAHHHHH

eating some easter eggs

no one knows what it means

alright lads

haha me too