I've tried once, I'll try again. I'm drunk and in the dog house. Ask me anything

I've tried once, I'll try again. I'm drunk and in the dog house. Ask me anything.

Yes. That's me.

wow your handsome

I don't think that's a dog house but okay.

I appreciate the flattery. But I would really love a question.

Still looking for a question. But you are literallycorrect.

Is that you 626 gas station man??

Why are you in the doghouse?

No, but I have worked at four different 7-11s many years ago.

Have you subscribed to hotep monthly?

Girlfriend is sore loser, and was losing at Mario Party. Her thing is to read a book to our son, and I read to him instead. She lost her shit.

Nosir

Shameless bump of self-interest.

You should subscribe to it and learn the ways of how we wuz kings and shit.

Who is we?

We is us niigga wez the kingz.

Jesus, do we gotta kill a nigger to get some color in this thread?

Shit. This is the kind of confidencethat gets me to suck a dick.

Shit. This is the kind of confidence that gets me to suck a dick.

Nigga im trying to enlighten you not get you to suck my dick tf.

Too bad. I know how to take a dick or two.

why you don't goo with a hooker !?

How do you plan to make it up to your crazy bitch? Apology by raep?