Be 25

>be 25
>studying for my MBA while working as a bartender
>Life is pretty normal, classes during the day, work at nights.
>MBA program requires me to take a language course because muh-liberal school
>Choose Spanish because its easy and was better then choosing Chinese
>Attend Spanish class
>justfuckmyshitup.jpeg
>Class is full of spics, fags, and beta cucks.
>literally everyone is majoring in some useless BA degree.
>Spanish prof is a 50 year old Colombian spinster
>sit at the back corner because in fear of catching AIDS or making contact with a degenerate
>suddenly a girl sits next to me
>Shes a 5'7 Latina with shit-ton of fatass, her tiny fat feet can barely touch the bottom of the floor
>mastodonwhitewhaleholygrail.mpeg
>"HOLA CHICO ME LLAMO ANALIA!" the creature yells
>"Umm Hola" I respond
>She starts yapping on and on without stopping
>Pretend to listen to her while the insides of my ear corrodes.
>Class finally ends.
>"user YOU SO GUD AT LISTENING ESE! HASTA LUEGO!" she yells.

Continue?

Por favor hermano, me gusta...

Fuck yes.

>Every class Motormouth (lets just call her that) keeps showing up and yaps on her mechanical mouth
>Answers every question the prof asks and always laughs like a down syndrome chupacabra
>She always shows up to class 5-10 minutes late and is always carrying food around
>Keeps offering me pieces of half-eaten muffin and a bag of animal crackers.
>Weeks go by
>Prof assigns a group project and divides the class in groups.
>Can you fucking guess? Motormouth is in my group along with a fag and a French exchange student
>"OMG user DIS PROJECT HARD YO ESE! WE GOTTA MEET UP N SHEIT"
>Motormouth keeps arranging plans to meet and cafes
>Start to loose hope in my life.
>Finish early on a Friday and drive to work
>Bar is full because its Friday night. Hipsters and fags crowd in
>I keep getting calls and texts
>Its Motormouth: "user POR QUE NO ME RESPONDES? WE IS NEED TO WORK PROJECTO!"
>Holy fucking shit.

QUE?

>Keeps on texting and spamming random spic talks
>Finally respond and tell her that I'm working
>"user ESE SCHOOL NO IMPORTANT TO YU?"
>Finally answer one of her calls
>rage.jpeg
>get into small argument and tell her to piss off for a day
>Motormouth's engine goes off
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU PENDEJO ESE!?! I"LL HAVE YOU KNOW..."
>Her engine mouth literally doing a 241mpr even the fags at the bar can hear this shit over the club music
>"Hey user you got gf problems bruh?" one fag says to me
>Manager starts pissing on me for using phone.
>Monday comes. Show up to class tired because was studying for a midterm while working on another project
>Motormouth stomps in. But isn't upset....
>"BUENOS DIAS user! YO I HEAR YOU BUSY YOU DID SUMTING ESE?"
>Try to explain to her I was very preoccupied but-
>Bitch cuts me off and starts lecturing me like a Mexican mom on a phone
>"user WHEN A LADY CALL YOU N SHEIT YOU GOTTA SAY...."
>"....AND THEN THATS HOW IM A FAT PIECE OF MIERDA!"
>the cycle repeats.

You're better off posting that comic, OP.

>Try to think as to why this fat little cunt was strange
>Asks prof and other students behind Motormouth's back to investigate
>Porf says shes a A+ student who is completely normal
>Other students claim she is just retarded and loudmouthed
>Even the fags and SJWs stay away fro her
>howdoipurge.jpeg
>So eventually my project group meets up at one of the fag's place to work on the project.
>liberaleducation.jpeg
>Fag and Frenchie student spends time gluing shit and arts-and-crafting papers while Motormouth trolls on laptop
>I end up gathering all the important shit and create a powerpoint.
>Feels extremely pissed that I carried the group but I always give all I have on anything I work on
>Motormouth then starts motorizing again
>"OMG user THATS NOT HOW YOU DO DIS SHEIT! DO AGAIN! NO I IS DO THIS WE DO THIS SHEIT!"
>killitwithfire.jpeg
>Eventually finish the project with a huge clusterfuck of a mess with Motormouth taking all the credit and fag and frenchie just going along with it.

Fuck her user.
Fat chicks can be some of the best sex you will ever have.

*Best blow job(s) I EVER got was some a cute tubby girl , I actually wish I wifed the shit out of her :(

tubby and crazy , fuck man , you must have sex with this girl , consequences will never be the same.

this.

you need to come in her ass, unsheathed.

it's the only possible closure to this sordid affair.

>Weekend comes
>commute to work, its lady's night so shit-ton of cunts and fags pour into bar
>Making cucktails and spitting on cups when a giant engine screech makes spaghetti pants
>Its Motormouth and she has just walked into the fucking bar dressed like an 80s Miami shank but fat and autistic
>"OMGGGGG user!!!! SHEEEIIIITITT TAS TRABAJANDO AQUI ESE!?!?!" WOWOWOWOW
>The engine is oiled up
>"h-h-hey Motormouth , look im working and-
>GIBB ME FREE DRINKS user! YOU MI BEST FRIEND AND SHEIT!"
>Motormouth keeps on hagging me for free drinks and starts yapping on
>Try to calm her down after she drank a half full of sex on the beach and a sip of a bud light
>Motormouth, accompanied by another friends starts all chimping and out and starts grabbing my shirt for free shit
>"user DAME UNA MAS BE-BEBEBIDA ESE!!!"
>my head full of fucks when suddenly something vibrates under my pocket....

feed her a churro and then bury your burro.

have her squealing

10/10

Have amazing sex with her.

QUE??

bump dis shit pendejo

bump

This is one of the best threads in a long time. Keep going OP

me gusta

please keep going OP

I don't know why but I feel compelled to see then end of this story

>....its my phone. Friends texting me about some event at a club next door
>Decide to finish my shift and gtfo
>Motormouth is hammered. Starts flirting with other men and fags
>All of them push her away like shes a fucking bourbonic plague
>Motormouth starts chimping out more
>"user!!! WAHHHHHH NO ONE ME GUSTA!!!! WAHHHHHHH"
>Manager steps in
>Tells me to kick Motormouth and her friend out
>Finish shift drag Motormouth out into the corner of bar
>Suddenly Motormouth gases her engine towards my chest
>"ANONNNNNNNN...."
>Breath smells like fried beans, alcohol and cheese
>Suddenly strange urge kicks in
>Try to hold in
>"Hey Motormouth im going to a party next door with friends you wanna come?"
>shitsabouttogetreal.jpeg
>"YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!"
>Arrive at club. Friends already drunk and passed out.
>Have some shots while motormouth tries to control her friend whos grinding and twerking at fags
>Motormouth falls down on fat belly
>her skirt lifts up slightly
>notice shes wearing a light blue thong with the sting deeply shoved in between her fat olive asscrack

please continue

Dont rape the mexican not worth it

*developing erection* don't you quit on me now user.

my thoughts exactly user, lmao nice trips cunt

trips of truth

I'm hooked, this better not end in some stupid walk the dinosaur shit

nothing wrong with fucking a fat chick.

Dem good feels

HURRY UP YOU FOOL

sauce???

Lil glass balla fool

Sup Forumsro , its Mariah Mallad , go to google and fap yourself stupid.

Dont leave us hanging op

>She then got up and approached me with this geeky look as if she was gonna say something stupid and loud.
>"user....*gibberish in Spanish*" her voice got quieter.
>Motormouth's friend took a cab and went home while my friends were passed out
>She then asked me what i was going to do and i told her i was going to another bar (fuck me)
>dont know why but it just came to my head.
>She then asked if she can join me.
>Thought about how pathetic this kind of is and that im gonna be drinking with this fat latina.
>Feeling kinda lonely (and feeling a bit sorry for her)
>Decided to be alpha and we went to a bar at another place together.
>Go to bar and order drinks and some food
>Motormouth starts yapping on again
>Pretended to care and listen, and then i noticed something.
>Motormouth, just near her mountain cleavage where one of her buttons in her shirt is undone i can see a sky-blue colored bra squeezed in just by an inch.
>took a glance at her chest
>started to feel aroused.
>Just as she was laughing to herself about this joke she made up she accidently knocked over her drink spilling her gin all over her skirt.
>Without thinking quickly reached over her and helped her clean and wipe
>Motormouth was all nervous and embarrassed and shit. Gave her my handkerchief to wipe.

diamonds , continue...

THANK YOU Sup ForumsROTHER

>>Motormouth was all nervous and embarrassed and shit. Gave her my handkerchief to wipe.
repeat post-coitum, I can feel it in my loins...

excellent

go ooonnnn....

...

>"Gracias user..."
>We continue to talk on about shit
>Finds out she grew up with a single mother and never got any attention
>Shes kind of autistic as well and has ADHD problems
>Listening to all her shit made me realize shes lived a poor life
>Felt sorry for her and then tell her I was sorry for giving her shit during the Spanish project
>"Its okay user!" shes starting to blush and notice her face turning cherry red. Not from the alcohol
>"Hey user im hungry lets go to Applebees!"
>Wat
>I was hungry hungry as well so we went to Applebees
>She ate like a 3rd world bastard jizzing all the oil and soup down her chin while smiling at me and thanking me
>"De nada"
>Ask her if I can give her a ride back home
>Says yes. We arrive at her place, she invites me over for coffee
>shitsabouttogetreal.jpeg.

Fuck all this boring novel shit. It was good world building but got old like 3 pages ago. Just skip to the part where you're balls deep in her fat ass.

lmaoo nah i like the buildup

Damnit I like these build ups I don't know how it will end but fuck it i'm here.
inb4 some gay shit like dinosaurs

my almonds man

This, hurry up OP. I gotta work in an hour and i somehow gotta squeeze a fap, the three S's and a drive into that hour.

>This much build-up

I feel sorry for you guys since you obviously don't value your free time much.

Please exit the thread and fuck off elsewhere, you autistic cuntwagon.

Fuck sake OP don't go lewd on us.

On Sup Forums=you obviously don't value your free time much

OMFG don't you fucking beta out of this one OP. I wanna hear how your churro was covered in her hot cocoa

I am a NEET, I'm not even phased by that shit.
I waste my own time, quite well, actually.

Bumping

LIFE IS A BUNDLE OF DIVERSIONS UNTIL THE PHENOMENON OF CONSCIOUS PERCEPTION IS NO LONGER TENABLE DUE TO THE FAILURE OF THE FLESH!

Hurry the fuck up op

>Makes coffee.
>she just sat on the couch with no expression and staring blankly at the coffee.
>asked if shes ever been on a date or goes out often like tonight.
>she gave me the answer that she never had the time, always studying.
>Says shes went out today with her friend because she felt insecure about her social life.
>Motormouth's engine is her misery and loneliness. I had to turn it off.
>After a couple of minutes she took off her glasses and her hair pin, and what i saw was nothing like I've seen before
>Her brown-eyes were so beautiful and her face looked so different without the glasses and her wavy hazel-blackhair flowed down to her meaty shoulders.
>Of all these times i have thought Motormouth was a fat spic but under that whale-lard disguise she was a woman.
>She gave me that look that i see in every woman I’ve been with in my life. Its time to go in.
>slowly move myself closer to her and as I got closer I can smell her scent softly passing through my nose.
>She begins to slowly reach her puffy hand towards my shoulders.
>She stroked her hand softly against my neck down to my chest i grab her soft hand. It feels plush and warm.
>then slowly began to unbutton her shirt. Her body so perfect, and her sky-blue lingerie bra begins to slip and untie away from her breasts.
>As i put my hands over her all of a sudden she began to give off a squeaky moan. I paused for a second
>She wrapped her arms around my neck and reached for my lips. Her mouth tasted like garlic and honey and olives,
>Kiss her gently but as she began to open her mouth inside mine
>I felt a gush of alcohol and garlic beans saliva squirt into my mouth and her tongue whipping and sucking around all over my lips and teeth.

We're wait OP

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PREPARE THE STORY AHEAD OF TIME

>>I felt a gush of alcohol and garlic beans saliva squirt into my mouth and her tongue whipping and sucking around all over my lips and teeth.

I can feel a bout of puking and diarrhoea and holding her hair back all night as she shits and vomits herself empty coming on...

I fear the worst lads, the very worst, a chilli-flavoured explosive shits kind of worst...

dis gun' be gud/

this, but keep going OP

>>I felt a gush of alcohol and garlic beans saliva squirt into my mouth and her tongue whipping and sucking around all over my lips and teeth.

Mfw her sweaty spic pussy smelled like chipotle when you pinched it open with you fingers.

>She certainly doesn't how to kiss, nor has she ever kissed anyone.
>Inside my pants I was hard as a rock
>The kiss intensified I slowly pushed my lump against hers, she gasped and then she gave a small thrust.
>I can feel the lump between her legs rubbing mine gently.
>Engine starts to rumble to a moan uncontrollably, the smooth sound of fabric rubbing
>Her hand strokes slowly into my thighs I start rubbing her fat asscheek
>Down into her skirt
>trying to find the string buried underneath the fat I grab and pull it down slowly
>As I pull her shit-cover thongs down I feel a hairy cushion touching my belly
>Her cunt was a black bushy Amazonian jungle
>Not too much hairy but the fat puffs up and i knew it was big but the inside was going to be tight...

This is real as fuck man keep it up.

>shit-cover thongs

Not gonna lie chubby chicks in my experience have had the tightest pussies

My erection at this disgusts me.

cont

>Her cunt was a black bushy Amazonian jungle
>Not too much hairy

What?

pretty much this

I'm too lazy to get erect

>>She gave me that look that i see in every woman I’ve been with in my life.
Oh, you! This level of narcissism can only be awarded a 9.8 out of 10.

I mean it could have just been one girl.
Consider that.

>Motormouth starts to breath heavily. Moaning faster. Shes nervious
>Thought that with all the food she ate she was gonna shit on me
>"user...I...my....first...tiem"
>Her hands pulling my pants down. the Amazonian jungle brushing against my belly now moving south into
>my dick. hard. Normally for a fuck I shove it right in but this was different
>I can feel the tip warming up by the meat lips of her cunt
> Its 1/4 in
>2/3
>all in
>"AAAAAAHHHHWWWWWWWWWW" Motorizing engine
>Start trusting. slower, moderate, break the gas.
>Motormouth strips away all her clothes
>Pants down my shirt off. I feel this stickiness and humidity on my chest
>Motormouth's fat tits are pouring in with sweat rubbing against my chest waters of sweat poruing down on our bodies
>She lefts up her weight and crushes on top of me while I lay on my back on the couch.
>The couch is snapping I can feel the wood crack.

it's true?
Watches at 0 $?

>>She lefts up her weight and crushes on top of me while I lay on my back on the couch.
>>The couch is snapping I can feel the wood crack.

>>The couch is snapping I can feel the wood crack

Notice that EVERYONE is a fag, cuck, lib-uh-rul, foreigner, SJW, that only HE, manly man of men, actually does anything in this story? Only he can assemble the project because reasons. This is some next level satire brothers.! Copying for later abuse.

>the couch is snapping I can feel the wood crack.

Time to leave this thread

Okay you do have a point there.
I mean I normally look down on everyone but I don't exclude myself from it. I just don't know anymore anons..

>Try to move away and be on top
>Denied.
>Keeps on thrusting her weight and pelvus cunt
>Try to doggy. Denied
>Fat engine just octopusses me
>Wet mouth smoothering over me
>Smell of garlic and saliva still lingers
>ay.ayyy.ayyy.
>She lifts up both her feet from the couch in a crouching position.
>I just keep on fucking. Her moans going ayyayyayayyayayayyayaya
>Sees drips of blood, juice and fluid flowing down her into my dick.
>Every hair of the jungle is soaked and sweaty.
>"user...anonnn, aaan--anooon"
>I'm about to bust. Don't know where to release.

I'm ashamed for having an erection

Can user stick the landing on this thread?

get ready for opening of doors and getting on the floors.

what will it be ? dinosaurs ? spaghetti ? fresh prince cab ?

Don't forget dinosaurs

or shrek

Tree fiddy.

Have you ever farted while jerking off and then lose your erection due to the horrid, vomit inducing scent? As if Hitler reanimated into your bowels and gased you like the Jews, leaving you gasping for breathable air?

Cotton eye joe

God yes

She's trying to get you to nut inside XD

Thats impossible...everyone likes their own brand

Nah dude. You know your shit was rancid when even you can't stand it.

Nah dude. You're just weird.