Hey Sup Forums I turn 21 in the 29th, got any idea what I should get...

hey Sup Forums I turn 21 in the 29th, got any idea what I should get? I've had a few drinks before but don't know what I should get to mark the occasion.

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3 parts ginger ale
1 part silver rum
1 part gold rum
1 part dark rum
1 part sweetened lime
1 part pomogranate juice
2 parts grenadine
1 part 151 floated on top.

I call it a Banjaxed.

Yeah, the cheapest wine you can find. Make sure it's a red, you'll want merlot or cab. sav.. Best alcohol for your dollar and the serving size of one bottle is perfect for almost any occasion. 2 bottles will always be too much though.

jesus that's a load of ingredients, why benjaxed?

>as much of the cheapest most shit vodka you can get
you'll never drink again
which is a good thing

Had a good friend who was a bartender tell me to order a Stoplight... my birthday is in 2 months and I have no idea what it is

>french red wine

I already do buy vodka, don't know if Amsterdam is considered cheap though
I want to google that but it sounds interesting

Waste of money, shop cali vineyards, less than 5$ a bottle

Ok. Buy a bottle of ITALIAN red wine. It should be dry and one of the top two indicators on the image. It may cost a dollar more but that dollar makes the whole difference, more pleasant drunk, less headache later. Then buy some olives, bread and good cheese - Gorgonzola, Taleggio, or any other tasty cheese from goat or sheep (but not mozerella or grana padano (parmesan), it won't fit). If you want to also get some Serrano ham, but then it's starting to get expensive.

I promise you, the kind of intoxication you get with good food and good wine is a world apart from liquor.

what's wrong with I.G.T?

Obviously you've never had Tisdale or Woodbridge

>Tisdale
>With notes of black cherry and raspberry jam our medium-bodied wine has a velvety soft finish.
>10 % alc

Haven't tried it and it doesn't sound very inviting

It's nothing wrong but going with the lower indicators often can leave it to chance to get a good bottle. It's not like I never buy them, but if someone is buying their first bottle I'd make sure it's a good one so they're not left with a false impression of what good wine can be.

Amsterdam is like 12$ a bottle so obviously very cheap.

Drink ciroc till you can't see

Get 1-2g of cocaine and two hight end, top tier escorts and just have a great time at your house for 10 hours... if you have the funds. You won't regret it. It's on my bucket list lol.

>any idea what I should get?

Cheapest vodka possible.

Learn your lessons early.

hmm... alright I'll look into it

in that case I've failed since I still drink

cocaine, mdma. or better yet, if you are mentally prepared go for a deep trip on DMT. But not alcohol. Alcohol is for peasants and plebeians.

like someone who even remembers a DMT trip would actually say that

Evan Williams Bourbon and Coke
Tito's Vodka and Orange Juice
Wild Turkey 101 and Dr Pepper
Sailor Jerry Rum and Pineapple juice

I know these are shitty mix drinks, faggots. This kid is new and probably the only thing he'll be able to stomach.

Eat something hearty like a big burger or steak and potatoes. It'll help absorb the alcohol slower. Also get some Pedialyte to drink in the morning

Absinthe
Kek

Whiskey. I recommend Dewar's. It's very drinkable for blended scotch, and it's not particularly expensive. It's not bad neat as far as blended scotch goes, but it's cheap enough to be used as a mixer too. Alternatively, if you haven't really developed a taste for whiskey yet, you might prefer Crown Royal/Jim Beam and Coke.

Never mix single malt or top shelf bourbon with anything aside from maybe an ice cube or splash of distilled water, otherwise what's the point of buying it?

if you wanna have a good time, I'd recommend Drambuie, its not a straight whiskey, but I'm certain you'll enjoy it