Sup Forums need advice on trying to fuck grill with boyfriend. She sent a nude and wants to come over Saturday just to "relax" obvious virgin so i need help.
>Same fag from previous post
Sup Forums need advice on trying to fuck grill with boyfriend...
Aaron Thompson
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Hudson Harris
Also rape is NOT an option. Sorry to ruin the fun.
-op
Hudson Morris
>just to relax
She wants the D dude! Girls don't come out and say that because they don't want to come off as a slut. You better get your dick wet OP!
Dominic Rogers
>Sit right next to her
>Play movie
>Get drunk
>Touch her a little bit
Joseph Kelly
user im trying but then she gets super guilty. I really want to fuck her. Anything i can do or say?
Can honestly say ive tried that. You guys are probably going to pissed at me but shes been over more than once. I rub her pussy until she told me to stop. And went to bed. Tried the "rape" fantasy but she said there was "no way"
Levi Turner
Heres a piece of or conversation. Nevermind the sissy shit kek
Noah Evans
when that happens pull out you dick, make her play with it, get her to suck it.
if not, dry hump her with your dick out. She'll get into it, trust me
Matthew James
just rape her, thats a kinky in 99.9% on chicks.
Also If you are really watching the movie (or start it) you just lost. Be honest, sharp and plain. Tell her you want her and want her now (or she can stop wasting your time).
Landon Rogers
Ok ok. Well i think shes coming saturday still. She got that guilty feeling again and might not, but thing that sucks is i watch so much porn and fap my dick didnt get hard fast enough. If i try to get hard, using my own hand, will she get turned off.
So get right to the point .
>Pic related
Ive said more than ive ever told any girl in this message. Good?, bad? Should i have said more?
Lucas Howard
Sorry meant to have a question mark after first sentence -op
Andrew Evans
you are worrying just too much, it doesnt matter what you said, but how you say it.
>Thats how charismatic people can say ''Gas the jews'' and people will laugh.
Just like the way you are dressed, and like the way you talk to her. Talk like nothing coming from your mouth is wrong (even if it is).
Also pretend to have the lead and that you will take responsibility for what is gonna happen.
If she comes up with the ''I dont know user, this isnt rwight, I dont want to do this'' bullshit, just claim that you both wotn do anything she doesn't want to do, then kiss her.
Steal a kiss if you are both staring at each other with a nice silence. Bitches love it, just 1 every 10 will slap your face, but if your game is good even that 1 will move like putty in your hands if you have already kiss her, even better if you already fuck her just once.
I talk for experience, I have been the bull in 3 long last relationships. Believe what I say mate, you can do it.
Connor Moore
Overthinking is an understatement for me. But you are totally right.
Ironically enough i am that guy that can say gas the jews and people laugh but when it comes to women. I have no fucking clue what im doing.
So just take charge and not give a fuck bascially?
We slept on the same bed both in our underwear and all i can think was "if i go for it she can claim rape" so i kinda get scared off
Blake Thompson
>If i try to get hard, using my own hand, will she get turned off.
this is fake, you can play with your dick the same way they play with their gash
>but thing that sucks is i watch so much porn and fap my dick didnt get hard fast enough
stop masturbating until that saturday, even the fact that you are not masturbating will rise your urges to make the right moves when you are with her.
Fapping makes you not be interested in female company and your dick knows it.
I am btw
>So get right to the point?
Make her feel like if shes in a safe zone, then GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT
its important that she feels your place (and you) are gonna make her feel comfortable and safe.
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Eli Lopez
MOST IMPORTANT
she already knows shes going to your place to fuck, you are both( I assume) grown up, enough to stop fucking around or get yourselves unsatisfied. She is going to your home to fuck, if she leaves without even a single kiss she will not only be disappointed, but also will never talk to you again.
>only charismatic to men
Need to catch up fam, practice is the key.
>So just take charge and not give a fuck basically?
yes, like everything should be done in life, less thinking and more doing. You can think after the job is already done, and only for the sake of improving.
>i kinda get scared off
stop right now, if you continue with that bullshit you are not gonna get laid, worst of all, she will leave. As I said before, bitches love rape.
>the only rape that is not acceptable is the one that requires punches and she is bleeding
Also virgins bleed the first time, just in cas.
WHAT DO? HOW DO I PROCEED?
How to not rape 101
>setting the atmosphere
this is the first step, and before you ask, no. It doesn't mean to prepare the bed, clean the place or to get all the stuff ready, that should have been done every day.
But to make her feel safe, cheerful, playful, kinky, and finally horny
>kiss
she will let you know when the time for a kiss has arrived, I assume you have watched animu before, have you ever been like "what!?>!!> why didnt he kissed her, she was totally asking for it?!?!'' that shit happens IRL too
>titty grab
ayy easy step, remember circular moves
>titty suck
ayy suck really hard, but slowly go from soft to hard, hear those moans
>get naked
You must get naked first, that will give her confidence to do so. Start with your t-shirt, then continue to kiss and massage to finally help her with her t-shirt. Repeat with all the clothes until you are done.
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Juan James
>let her pick the pose
If she wants to suck you thats fine, but you must lead her to wherever you are going to fuck, and she must pick the initial pose. If you are too stupid just lay down and grab her on top of you.
The pose is called cowboy I think. Let her do the job, tell her that she looks beautiful (ONLY COMPLIMENT HER, IF YOU TALK ABOUT ANY OTHER SHIT the chances of you fucking it up increases)
Help her to ride you, and if you can tell shes getting tired or leg sore of fucking you then finish with doggy style ( to switch posses don't say nothing just shut her up with a kiss and move). Cum as many times as you want and can. But most of all enjoy.
BONUS FAQ
>how about me giving her an oral? The old lickaroo?
Forget about it, don't unless she is literally asking, with words coming out of her mouth, to do so.
>we have done fucking, whats next?
Roight after you finished, you can hug her tight or just let her rest next to you. Rest a bit, and if that is not the last round repeat, if its the last round offer her food (they always want food after sex aint that quacking crazy?) or something to drink. And finally help her take a shower. You MUST take a shower, if she doesnt ''want'' to, just pick her up and take her to the shower/bathtub
>NO CONDOM! I FORGOT TO BUY/BRING WHAT AN ASS!
As I said, tell her everything will be fine, that you will take responsibility (even if it is a lie, thats what we do best, lie)
>Should I tell her I am a VIRGIN?
You can (right after you get naked or when you are about to put your penis inside her), she wont believe you anyway. And if she does, she will think shes even more special to you, which is a good thing.
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Sebastian Thomas
God. You are a god.
Sorry man before thread dies im at work but thanks man. Really helpful
Jordan Anderson
save it fuckboi bc I wont be typing that shit again. good luck.
Put a hidden camera and upload for the lulz too.
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Cooper Scott
If you manage to do it I want proof.
Zachary Hill
KEY FEATURES Last things before I leave too.
>compliment her?
Any stupid fuck can say ''yer beautiful'', if you are not being specific you are wasting your time. Try things like ''the blue in your eyes is driving me crazy I love it'' ''god your smile is so perfect it makes me happy''
>why is it important to compliment during sex? or why is it to talk?
Women fall in love with what they hear, and men fall in love with what they see. Thats why they use make up and we lie. It is important.
If you are getting into confidence (like you talk dirty to her no matter the place or the moment), you can talk dirtier, some women like dirty talk. BUT YOU MUST NEVER, NO MATTER WHAT CALL HER AN EASY WHORE (bitch slut). Women will do anything if you promise you will never look down at them, or tell anyone about it (which will be probably, a lie)
dirty talk is a 20% chance success in average woman but rough violent sex is a 87% chance in average woman. So the best odd is to fuck her like a 2$ hoe, and talk to her like a queen doing it for the first time.
ok I got bored and I must go, if I forgot something which I think I not, let me know.
Elijah Wright
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