Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

My HDD died like last tuesday so I was without PC until friday.

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Hello again, Mash!

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anyone elses waifu eat the corpses of their enemies before selling their home planet?

Hello darling

I'm not Ben -_-

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He doesn't watch nisekoi -_-
Are you doing ok?

Claim

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7.5
8.5
7
No
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Ohayo darling~ *kissu*

Don't -_-

Vegeta is at the mercy of Goku

no you dont'n't

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Have you read the manga

Make him watch it -_-
I'm alive

Do -_-
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4
5.5
5.5
I'm almost done with it -_-
Good

>why do you guys watch anime?

Not -_-

inb4 404

Guess Mash left...

Who's Waifu should I fap to?

Yours

Ok -_-

if you have to ask, you aren't ready.

*Kiss*

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I enjoy it

How dare you enjoy something.

lost all my replies

Ah, so you're still here kinda. How are you?
>found this

>saved
pretty good, but my arms a little tired from mixing ingredients so fast, im too lazy to get the mixer thing out

Mixing isn't fun if you have to do it for so long. Or if you mess up somehow. I would say it's good to use the mixer in some situations, but not all.

taokaka is the best cat waifu

i mostly like to use my hands because i can feel with the batter is "just" right. cant do that with a machine and thats why people love my cooking!

how are you today, rem?
>saved

I would love to have something made by you. Do you tend to see familiar faces?
I'm doing good, but I didn't sleep too much, but that's okay.
>there's quite a handful from this artist

i would love to bake something for you, but you might get fat!
and absolutely, i see familiar faces often...um... they seem to be getting fatter too. hm..
Why didn't you sleep much? Don't eat cake before bed!

looks like things are about to get a bit lewd in that picture

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Oh, don't worry about that. You only have to worry about me getting diabetes (and me asking too often maybe).
I don't get much sleep because it doesn't come too easy.

Possibly, so let's lighten the mood

Tbh in that picture it looks like someone hurt Mash's feelings and Rem's trying to comfort her and doesn't want her to be sad

Love you

>sits
Y-you shouldn't eat your own product! first rule of selling!
you should get some ninis if you need it
whaa! who's making those imagies!
you have a weird mind, user

Mash's face is like sad looking and Rem is freaking because she doesn't want Mash to be sad.
You have a lewd mind, sono

I would comfort Mash any day.

I've been in the restaraunt business, it's okay to eat some if you have enough to sell for the rest of the day. You can always bring a lunch if it bothers you.

The author is some guy on pixiv.

sono?

but i'll get fat

fat!

Mash is a slut though

People still think you're Sonokawa

That's why we bike ride~

He is sonokawa

Anime waifus are trash. My Little Pony for life.

i wish people werent so dumb

oh oh what kind of bike do you have?
i want a bike that rides on snow and ice but i dont think they exist yet

proof?

Sono was banned yesterday.
>thank god

Ayy my man!

Sono may be dumb but he knows how to get around a ban
You've said it lol

That was random

Hello there mash

A slut for Asians maybe, which luckily I am.

I have those bikes for uh... Couples? The two seaters where both people have to pedal.
>very lewd
>blush

I'm a bit depressed right now and I need comfort

I'm at work. Message me in disc and I'll reply to it when I'm home

My Nigga!

who even are yew
hi shinoa, ive started that anime and meow im up to episode two and im enjoying it so far
hehe that sounds like a lot of fun~
now i really want to ride with you now -.-

Why can't we use TG instead?

I wanna fuck your tight ass with my greasy Asian cock

Me too tbh. Nothing but silence and me where I am, so basically pretty fucking lonely.

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who are youuu
you're wonderful rem cheek kissu
bye rem!

Bye Mash, see you soon!
>this makes the Rem blush

Fucking faggot stop feeding sonokawa

You don't seriously like this loser?

But Sonokawa is a cutie and so is mash, if they were the same person it wouldn't even matter.

Pretty much this. Don't understand why people care.

They're both cringey
I'm taking out my frustrations on other people because of depression and I don't want other people to be happy if I'm not

But that would only make you feel more miserable.

I can see why you think that but that's what makes them charming.

Well I need someone to love me or I shitpost myself until I cry

Psychopaths are charming

Love yourself and fuck everyone else.

No I'm an insecure faggot who needs someone to love me or I try to manipulate them into loving me

I dont want to go to work

They are!

Lol shut up Louise

It ain't Sonokawa. Whatever he said, it was to get closer to Louise lmao.

Got a problem?

do any of you play run escape?

I am here! How is everyone?

Fighting with work because they are stupid.
Yes. Rarely.

I have to go now. My stay was short but it was comfy.

Then don't

*smooches*

Bad

Coworkers or bosses witch is being the pain?
?! :o
Aw why is that?

Boss, wants me to do something when I have a flight. His stuff can wait until tomorrow.
>hitagi

Idk

wow sounds like a needless crap. What is your job about?
>Hugs
Dose this help?

Im a blackhawk crew chief, I am a mechanic for the helecopter and make sure pilots dont do stupid things to break it.

Pretty sure I told you this if its diver Yuno.

Oh really? What episode are you on? Do you see why I love shinoa?

We don't have each other on that silly

It helps a lot