Anyone ever had sex? What was it like anons? Greentext it

Anyone ever had sex? What was it like anons? Greentext it.

Not going to greentext a fucking normie story but the first time is just a lot of sweat, heat and uncomfortable tries of putting it in.

>14
>high
>got my dick sucked and ridden by my qt 7/10 gf
>came on her face
>broke up a month later after only having sex twice
Haven't stuck my peepee in a wet hole ever since.

Noone has ever had sex

>14
>at friends house deciding who to invite for party on weekend
>friends are all over 18 with gfs
>friend says who will we get for user
>calls her friend sarah says she has a fella for her and that Im 18
>sarahs 19
>she comes over in less than 30min
>we chilling for around 15min then she says lets go talk in the room
>some of the best sex i ever had
>got in a relationship with her
>we used to fuck alot
>2 weeks later i got bored of her so got my friend to tell her i'm actually 14
>she went all crazy but at least I got sex and a free phone from her
Been fucking ever since, having older friends helped quite a bit

Just did, with a man. It was out of desperation, he made me bottom too ;_;

were you gay before you had sex

Different with different partners.
Some have just laid there and it was like fucking a pile of laundry with a sandwich bag and a couple sponges in it.
Others have been like riding a motorcycle down a mountainside.

OP I wont greentext a sex story but I'll greentext some advice

>get tinder
>put up best photos you have
>preferably ones with friends / not just selfies
>swipe right on anyone who isn't hideous
>spread your net wide, eventually you will get sum fuk

agreed, it takes a decent amount of time for it to be fully enjoyable, instead of mostly worrying about how badly you're doing

how old are you now tho?
if you got a 7/10 at that age surely you could get some

what are you a fucking faggot?

it's generally about experience
took my last gf's cherry, taught her everything she knew
apart from choking, hair pulling, spanking and generally being sub, she was quite vanilla.
at the start, yeah she just lay on her back but a year later she suddenly got great at riding.

shame we had to break up over some petty bullshit right as she got good at sex

Im not gay. I was lonely

well you are gay now

>like a bag of sand

First time was with a prostitue my dad got me for my birthday

how old were you

I had just turned 22. I was an awkward little shit that didn't get out much. But after I lost my virginity, pussy just started coming my way. It was like bitches could smell the virginity on me and now that I listen it, they wanted me. Weird.

>At uni
>Meet 18 girl at music venue
>She was hot
>Have sex soon after
>Stay at hers most nights a week
>Watch movies and eat food
>Fuck her and cum on her asshole
>Did this every day

it's the confidence bro that's the same reason why when you're in a relationship more girls want to have sex with you, because you're more confident cos you already have a gf

in ireland the majority of people lose their virginity around 14, me mates little sister got pregnant when she was 12 and you see so many kids now with babies

I'm 19 now. The last break up I had destroyed my self confidence. So I really suck at talking to girls.

>be 9
>meet 11/10 girl at school, great tittays
>ask her to have the sex in the middle of the classroom
>she agrees, but asks if I have a condom for her to put on
>I have tons
>proceed to suck her tongue
>her asshole gets wet
>take out my 13in 9yo dick out
>pee in her vagine as classmates and teacher clap
>best sex ever

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