Name something not even Bill Gates can buy

Name something not even Bill Gates can buy.

Happiness.

Immortality

The power wielded by international Jewry.

A dinosaur

A stable version of Windows

the silence of feminism

A purpose in life.

my anal virginity

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A night of my wife's pussy

a cure for his autism

My wife's virginity.

Your mum

Not as clever as you think. Not bad either. 6.5/10.

Half-Life 3

I am sure he already brought that.

she looks like such a bitchy cunt

Apple company

a PC that works

The International Space Station cost $150bn, which is more money than Bill Gates has.

>comparing Gates to Rothschild
Get the fuck outta here.

Biltmore house

>Bill gates approaches you and wife
>1 billion for one night of her pussy user
>no, fuck you, I own a mac
>wife asks you why you're so fucking stupid
>leaves you for bill gates
>think different

Mars

1. Respect
2. Well-adjusted kids
3. Work-life balance
4. Natural beauty
5. Manners
6. Common sense
7. A clear conscience
8. Purpose in life
9. Integrity
10. Good friends
11. A long life
12. Close-knit family
13. An open mind
14. A worry-free day
15. Trust
16. A new beginning
17. Clean arteries
18. A great idea
19. An honest politician
20. Peace of mind
21. A good hair day
22. Patience
23. Luck
24. A good epitaph
25. Happy memories
26. Time to relax
27. A strong work ethic
28. A positive attitude
29. A happy home
30. Everything you may want
31. Good karma
32. Appreciation of the simple things
33. True love
34. A new shot at a missed opportunity
35. Peace in the world
36. A golden anniversary
37. Talent
38. A second chance in life
39. Quality time with your kids
40. Wisdom
41. Happiness
42. Humility
43. A good reputation
44. 25-hour day
45. Relationship with your kids
46. Youth
47. Class
48. Justice
49. A proper perspective
50. Selflessness

Faggot.

money can buy all of these things

A rainbow

Clean conscience

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what is this some buzzfeed listverse BS right now

wake up yuri.
money can buy many things, even power.

Poverty

I burrito so hot that not even he can eat

>when you read the whole list
>when at least half can be bought by Bill Gates
>being this autistic

pic related

At least 40 of these are easily achievable through money, you fucking idiot.

>A new beginning
>A worry-free day
>Happiness
>Youth
>A good hair day
>Time to relax

HURR DURR CAN'T BE BOUGHT. And those are not the only ones, but i grew bored of what a fucking moron you are so i just stopped listing them.

a soul

Slaves

Nobody needs to buy that. She gives it away for free.

>>A new beginning
You can't buy that.

the sun

I think that was only you. Since she didn't feel a thing,she didn't feel it was right to make you pay.

Probably because I was 27th in line. It was like throwing a pencil down an elevator shaft at that point.

So that's why they started calling you pencil.

Still better than what your wife calls you in front of us.

So if you had infinite amounts of money, you don't think you could find some place that you liked with a kickass house and start your life anew?

Yeah she likes to talk about me when she's out with her girl friends.

Yes he can

>You will never be a young kid again chilling with your friends.

>You will never experience young love in your teens.

>You will never experience love like in movies and anime.

Even if we make a time machine(which is possible) that still doesn't change the fact that I am autistic and would probably fuck it up either way.

Abe Lincolns corpse

A fully armed SSBN class submarine

the body of agnew

>(which is possible)
kek

a cloud

I did a kek

Chick-Fil-a on a Sunday.

Talk about how small your dick is

He's kind of right though. It's possible to time travel to the future but not possible to go back in time.

Not gonna explain it you can research it yourself.

A machine gun built in the US after May 1986.

Thinking that bugs and back-doors are not deliberate

cure for cancer

Jackie Chan

the soul he sold

engineers who will design a good version of windows

Nigger I have experienced all of that, and people romanticize the shit out of it.

> Young kid chilling
That is true, that is kickass. But if you could give your pals a billion each you can still just chill together, not a care in the world.

>Young love
The absolute worst. Being in love is great, but with it comes a whole slew of hormones, drama and pettiness. The love you get as an adult is more mature and therefore rewarding - because it's not just raging hormones.

>Like in movies and anime
I don't watch anime, but if you could take a crush on a private jet, to some private beach where you have waiters and chefs preparing a meal under a setting sun, im pretty fucking sure not even the most cliché loveflicks would stoop that low.

TL;DR - i feel ya, autist, but it's not all that.

Someone is projecting their insecurities.

>things that poor people say

Niggers, unfortunately.

you don't need any of that shit (#14 is cancelled out by $) if you're rich

A good haircut..

>You will never experience young love in your teens.
nothing great about that
having sex is cool but teenage girls are terrible people

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>buy company
>let it be open on sunday

>never experiencing young love

sucks man, you missed out on a beautiful mess.

oh well

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100% ownership of microsoft

a big black dick

a way to stop OP from being a faggot

Slick

>money can't buy respect

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DUBS!

Me

Apple inc.

This 10 billion trillion trillion carat diamond.

Pussy

...except there was an episode where Marge ran away with the rich geek.