Tfw I will never learn to speak Spanish fluently

>tfw I will never learn to speak Spanish fluently

End my existence NOW

Why would you want to speak Mexican?

>Why would you want to speak Mexican?
i dont know John...

You don't want to learn the soon-to-be official language of your country?

>tfw forgetting spanish because too much time on the internet
help

It's not just Mexicans, I also want to shitpost and be friends with all of the cool Argies, Chileans, Uruguayans and Spaniards.

Spanish is retard-proof mate
>2 genders
>no cases
>shitload of cognates with English
>only actually need like 4 or so of the gorillion verb forms

>tfw I'll never learn Danish
>tfw I'll never work in a lego factory
>tfw I'll never be a pig farmer
>tfw I'll never raid England with my Danish bros and burn their villages and rape their women

Spanish doesn't have cases? How? Latin is fully inflected.

How much help do you need? I can help you all you want, I mean, people are not very fond of the idea of learning languages in your country, at least you are trying, you deserve some help.

Spanish is not latin
Mental I know


In fact, no romance language has cases (not sure about Romanian)

this
learning a language is very easy now that we have the internet

chicANOS de mierda AJAJAJAJAJA

Which 4???

cuando estuve en USA me entendían en Español pero me respondian en Ingles, curioso

>cuando estuve en USA me entendían en Español pero me respondian en Ingles, curioso
me refiero a los chicanos , otros no hablan español

Don't hold out on me Spain. I've learnt my present and I'm learning future. Which other ones are best??

Present, past, future and maybe copretérito.

Everything else: just use present, past and future with the sentence structure of whatever verb form you wanted and we will understand.

For example, a lot of people struggle with subjuntivo.

If you say:

No sé qué es.

Instead of

No sé qué sea.

We will understand. You could even omit the accents, and mistake s for c or z and v for b; as long as what you write resembles how it sounds, we will understand. Non educated native speakers do it anyways.

Perfecto, imperfecto, futuro, presente
The composite forms are just derivate from those + participle. Conditional is also important now that I think of it

Of course once you want to get deep in the game you need to learn subjunctive and whatnot, but the aforementioned ones should suffice for 95%+ of everyday speech

Don't listen to these fucking memers
I want to see you using that subjunctive by the end of the month, aussie git

Cheers mate! Given me some future goals to work towards.

>tfw I will never learn to speak Hebrew or Yiddish fluently

How the hell will I ever be rich and influental?

Buena suerte, pareces un sound cunt

jeeezing in my pants just from the first one

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Gracias no amigo. Quiero visito méxico en un ano


Pero, yo soy estúpido. :^/

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Shoot me the next time I say "Ese no es el punto" pls

Porque hacer usted neccessito a hablo espanol correctomundo amigo dude?

hmmm... I wonder

Just grab them by the pussy.