Story about a bunch of 12 year olds flirting with me at the mall

Story about a bunch of 12 year olds flirting with me at the mall

>be me
>at the mall with my girlfriend
>a group of teeny boppers starts following us around
>3 girls, had to be 12-14 yo, very young looking, all cute as fuck
>one of the girls appoaches me
>points to one of the other girls
>"hey she thinks your cute"
>me and my gf start cracking the fuck up
>"can we hang out with you we're bored"
>sure why not
>all 3 girls sit down with us at food court
>we offer to buy them food but they turn it down
>I ask, are your parents here?
>"no we walked here we live in (neighborhood nearby mall)"
>girls all giggle and chat while me and gf eat
>go to arcade
>girl who likes me asks to hold my hand
>look at gf, she approves
>hold hands with girl
>she latches onto my arm "okay you're my boyfriend now" and sticks her tongue out at my gf
>gf thinks it's hilarious
>play some games with them at arcade
>girls wanna do photobooth
>we get in, 2 of the girls sit on my lap
>getting late time for me and gf to leave
>girl with crush on me kisses my cheek
>gf thought the whole exchange was adorable and gives me shit for it to this day.

>tfw I'll probably never see my qt 12 yo girlfriend again.

What would Sup Forums have done differently?

Sounds like this story may have been embellished.

For shame, user.

have sex in phonebooth

Where is the
>Owo what's this user ?
When she sits on your lap

Entire story is a blatant lie. OP has no gf

How old are you OP?
What Country was this in?

very nice sexual fantasy OP

Really hope this was true. Hot as fuck OP. And props to your gf.

Only thing you should have done differently is to ask them when they'll next be at the mall. Meet them there the same time a week later, etc.

>Be me
>14 at arcade
>Playing Big Buck Hunter
>Almost Perfect game
>Girl creeps behind me and slaps my ass
>Missed the trophy kill

Not weird at all
Totally normal
Feds wouldn't even show up
Faggot

MODS MODS MODS

You think the feds will show up if you speak to an underage girl. Who called them? And what the fuck they going to say?

I'm not suggesting OP molest them ffs.

i hope you broke her fucking nose with the butt of the gun

Stupid cord was too short

Cool story, bro.

You sound like a good person, user.
I hate kids so I would have either walked away, yelled at them, or fucking glare at them so hard they would cry

>penor at them so hard they would cry
FTFY

You're gross, OP. 12 is way too old

>whattheactualfuck.jpg

>earlysummerandIalreadylearnedthismeme.png

...

Was joking but still weird as fuck why would he even do that

>Playing Big Buck Hunter

fag

Prepare for the break-up, asshole. You gave your gf ammo, she is going to mark you as a pedo to everyone including your family. How could you be so fucking stupid?

cont
>then OP woke up in his mother's basement surrounded by piss bottles and a bunch of loli hentai posters

sorry OP, that's the kind of thing that will tear at your soul until you die. always thinking "what if"

Not, OP but I've been with my wife for ten years, and she doesn't mind that I look at 13-14yo girls.

Liking girls in the 12-16yo range isn't paedophilia, by the way. They're pubescent.

I've given my wife very strong indications that I like even younger girls, and she clearly has no interest in 'outing' me as a pedo.

If a girl is in a long-term relationship with you, it would be just as embarrassing for her if she 'outed' you.

You are a neckbeard living in his mom's basement and fuck off

This.

Post pictures from photo booth!!

>projecting this hard

I'm a 30yo university professor. Been in relationship 10 years, married for 2. Never lived in a basement.

And I like dem lolis.

yeah what the hell OP? where are the pictures?

This

it's time to buck up and make good on this post of yours, OP

it's time to deliver

That was actually a really smart response.

>OP shaking in his boots
>unable to deliver

you should've invited them to watch as you have sex with your gf

btw how old are you?

And I am the Queen of France

I don't want to reveal the identity of the young girl away so therefore I cannot show the pics

France is a republic you mongoloid.

Sup Forums, the only place where being a 30yo university professor in a stable relationship is as unrealistic as being the queen of France. You guys do realize this is not that impossible right?

>Ask the girls if me and my friends can use their pool and all swim together. They say yes. We swim and have a grand olde time!

>my daddy bought be a hot tub
>yeah, well mind bought 5 niggers to ride like ponies

No 30 year old in a stable relationship with a real live woman is going to be trolling Sup Forums, let alone a fucking university professor

OP here. They kept the pictures unfortunately //:

mm hmm

>Just moved in to new neighborhood
>17, Junior in HS just finished, last few weeks of summer
>Hanging out with the two dudes my age, playing basketball, riding bikes, smoking weed, etc.
>One of the dudes' little sister just came back from staying with mom
>Dresses like a slut, somewhat chubby w/ half moon shorts and scene kid hair (such was the custom of the time)
>Other dude and I are swimming in his pool, chubslut comes over to join us
>String bikini, too small for the curves
>End up spitroasting her with my newfound dude
>She's only into it for a bit, then sort of freaks out, finishes us with handjobs
>Don't question it because I'm deciphering whether that was gay or not
>Find out when school starts that she goes to the same middle school as my little sister
>neverspeakofitagain.jpeg

Autistic retard spotted

I'm also a 30 year old tho, I've been with my gf for a little over 10 years and have a career. Nigga I like to blow off steam and sometimes I'm bored. You think some magic happens after a certain age where this sort of thing just disappears?

Gf would of been more interested in having them to herself
I was 20 when this happened, 22 now.

This guy is not OP

Damn dude, proofread your posts.

Yes, the magic of maturing

Bitch, it's summer for your lecturers as well, you know.

My gf is a bigger pedo than me.

OP, here I have to confess, the girls weren't really girls but twelve year old boys and my gf isn't really a boy but a girl

I can't argue agaisnt this

Sorry to tell you man. I am, in the eyes of society a very mature person. Doesn't stop me from trolling Sup Forums sometimes when I'm bored. Don't you know you're here forever?

Marry her user. Make a baby with that pedo-wench

Oldfag here. Can confirm this shit is a life sentence.

Sounds pretty hot. I've only had one good friend with a fuckable little sister. But he's retarded protective and suspicious. He tried to fight me because I added his sister on Facebook (she's 14, we were 20)
Chances are he probably has a thing for her and faps in her panties.

pic or it didn't happen.

Oh I plan on it. Although I am scared to have a daughter with her cause
1. We have a serious dd/lg thing going on
2. We both really like loli's

birds of feather flock together

35 year old university professor in stable relationship here. Don't like lolis though.

Thanks for giving me enough to report you.

MODS MODS MODS

>Don't like lolis though.
Go back to reading Foucault then, normalfag.

OP you gotta go back to that mall by yourself as often as possible.....

Hey guys, 182 year old head master of Hogwarts checking in. Not in a stable relationship and at my age basically every living human is a loli.

Don't like Foucault either.

16 year old male virgin kid spotted

Sneak into Gryffindor dorms. Bestgirl Hermione is yours for the taking user.

Man you are a special kind of retarded

Thread has been reported to the FBI, enjoy the party van OP

Those tabs got me absolutely geeked right now

2/10. Nice try

Me and gf go to that mall all the time to people watch. It's unbelievable the amount of 15 year olds dressed like complete sluts are there every day, although they are usually with a group of swag fag snap back wearing middle school tough guys.

Nice. That way if the cops get ya, you can feign ignorance and get away with it.

fedora fall fashion was a nice touch

You're not supposed to be on the internet, Austin Jones...

Shhhhhh

Typical American teenagers these days... But, if you wanna chance with them girls you should go by yourself bro.

>Be me
>18, got kicked out of house, still in HS
>Stay at neighbor's house while his dad is out of town
>Skip school the next day because fuckit
>Unbeknownst to me his little sister does too
>Freshman who dates this 20 something year old
>Walking around in her bra and panties on the phone with him, I'm in my boxers and a T shirt heating up instant oatmeal
>She casually asks me to make her an oatmeal too, as if nothing strange is happening
>Goes into one of the kitchen cabinets and asks me to help pick up a mini safe that was hidden in the back
>Says it's her bro's shit
>Baggy of school busses and regular bars
>says I can have some if I promise to be cool
>At the time was selling hydrocodone for 10 a pill (5mg tabs), bars go for much more, will greatly help my financial situation
>She proceeds to take off her remaining clothes and starts to do laundry, asks me if I need anything washed since I only have like 3 things of clothes to my name
>pretty much dumbfounded, hand her my tshirt and boxers and eat my oatmeal naked with a bag of pills next to me and a boner
>Her BF comes over and doesn't react at all to us being naked in the same house
>She gets dressed and leaves
Weirdest life experience.

You did everything perfectly and I wouldn't have changed a thing. Your girlfriend sounds like a real top notch dame, to play along. She realized there was no threat, because she trusts you. That's rare and precious. Those girls got some experience talking with a man, asking guys out on dates, and you made it less awkward. The situation could have been fucking weird but you came out looking like a goddamned champ and nice guy. Big props. Who knows, maybe 10 years down the road, if things go sour, she might still be interested in you ;^)

Personal note: Cheating is fucked. If you want to be with someone else, dump the person you're with. Don't bitch, if things don't work out. Shit happens. That being said, being friendly isn't cheating.

That is very strange, but I'm more curious on how you sold 5mg tabs for fucking $10.

Reading that blew my mind more than a slutty freshman.

hippies

Yeah. He should be more like you. Stop playing games and play Big Cock Hunter - the real life edition. Fag.

I've always had a thing for highschool girls that date 20 something year old drug dealers. (Sounds mad specific but it's a very real and large demographic). Always have been super jealous and want that. But then I remember all of those dudes are absolute scrubs and I would like a real future that doesn't consist of prison or working at fast food until I die.

Anyways, great experience, any more?

> reading at coffee shop in mall
> overhear teens chatting at next table
> one if them is upset she cannot afford summer dress on sale
> keep reading and eavesdrop
> her friends leave and she is about to as well
> "excuse me Miss"
> "I couldn't help overhearing you wanted a certain dress; I make it a point to do one good deed a week."
> "do you still want the dress?"
> she asks what I want
> I say nothing, just a kind gesture
> I ask how much
> $20 bucks
> hand her $40 and tell her to come back with the change
> keep reading
> 20min later she comes back
> receipt and change
> we chat briefly and she adds me in kik
> tell her I'm going for coffee again the next week
> she meets me and we shop together
> light flirting over a few meetings
> then she says she likes me
> from there it went from light touching..
> .. to hand jobs.

Haven't had more yet.
But it's only a matter of time.
Apparently she hasn't told her friends about me yet. I'll keep you posted.

People come here becuase they have none

Here's your mistake op:
>Look at gf, she approves