Story about a bunch of 12 year olds flirting with me at the mall
>be me >at the mall with my girlfriend >a group of teeny boppers starts following us around >3 girls, had to be 12-14 yo, very young looking, all cute as fuck >one of the girls appoaches me >points to one of the other girls >"hey she thinks your cute" >me and my gf start cracking the fuck up >"can we hang out with you we're bored" >sure why not >all 3 girls sit down with us at food court >we offer to buy them food but they turn it down >I ask, are your parents here? >"no we walked here we live in (neighborhood nearby mall)" >girls all giggle and chat while me and gf eat >go to arcade >girl who likes me asks to hold my hand >look at gf, she approves >hold hands with girl >she latches onto my arm "okay you're my boyfriend now" and sticks her tongue out at my gf >gf thinks it's hilarious >play some games with them at arcade >girls wanna do photobooth >we get in, 2 of the girls sit on my lap >getting late time for me and gf to leave >girl with crush on me kisses my cheek >gf thought the whole exchange was adorable and gives me shit for it to this day.
>tfw I'll probably never see my qt 12 yo girlfriend again.
What would Sup Forums have done differently?
Jose Martinez
Sounds like this story may have been embellished.
For shame, user.
Samuel Cook
have sex in phonebooth
Dylan Parker
Where is the >Owo what's this user ? When she sits on your lap
Hunter Perry
Entire story is a blatant lie. OP has no gf
Nicholas Rivera
How old are you OP? What Country was this in?
Nathan Robinson
very nice sexual fantasy OP
Ian Moore
Really hope this was true. Hot as fuck OP. And props to your gf.
Only thing you should have done differently is to ask them when they'll next be at the mall. Meet them there the same time a week later, etc.
Leo Lewis
>Be me >14 at arcade >Playing Big Buck Hunter >Almost Perfect game >Girl creeps behind me and slaps my ass >Missed the trophy kill
Michael Harris
Not weird at all Totally normal Feds wouldn't even show up Faggot
Logan Ross
MODS MODS MODS
Cameron Lopez
You think the feds will show up if you speak to an underage girl. Who called them? And what the fuck they going to say?
I'm not suggesting OP molest them ffs.
Josiah Rodriguez
i hope you broke her fucking nose with the butt of the gun
Jaxson Price
Stupid cord was too short
Adrian Roberts
Cool story, bro.
Christopher Scott
You sound like a good person, user. I hate kids so I would have either walked away, yelled at them, or fucking glare at them so hard they would cry
Joshua Moore
>penor at them so hard they would cry FTFY
Jack Perry
You're gross, OP. 12 is way too old
William Torres
>whattheactualfuck.jpg
Ian Adams
>earlysummerandIalreadylearnedthismeme.png
Robert Thomas
...
Owen Turner
Was joking but still weird as fuck why would he even do that
Luis Gonzalez
>Playing Big Buck Hunter
fag
Easton Powell
Prepare for the break-up, asshole. You gave your gf ammo, she is going to mark you as a pedo to everyone including your family. How could you be so fucking stupid?
Hunter Torres
cont >then OP woke up in his mother's basement surrounded by piss bottles and a bunch of loli hentai posters
Aiden Lewis
sorry OP, that's the kind of thing that will tear at your soul until you die. always thinking "what if"
Colton Russell
Not, OP but I've been with my wife for ten years, and she doesn't mind that I look at 13-14yo girls.
Liking girls in the 12-16yo range isn't paedophilia, by the way. They're pubescent.
I've given my wife very strong indications that I like even younger girls, and she clearly has no interest in 'outing' me as a pedo.
If a girl is in a long-term relationship with you, it would be just as embarrassing for her if she 'outed' you.
Dylan Ross
You are a neckbeard living in his mom's basement and fuck off
Oliver Adams
This.
Nicholas Myers
Post pictures from photo booth!!
Evan Thomas
>projecting this hard
I'm a 30yo university professor. Been in relationship 10 years, married for 2. Never lived in a basement.
And I like dem lolis.
John Watson
yeah what the hell OP? where are the pictures?
Parker Walker
This
it's time to buck up and make good on this post of yours, OP
it's time to deliver
Andrew Cruz
That was actually a really smart response.
Cameron Lewis
>OP shaking in his boots >unable to deliver
Chase Thomas
you should've invited them to watch as you have sex with your gf
btw how old are you?
Oliver Taylor
And I am the Queen of France
Cooper Martin
I don't want to reveal the identity of the young girl away so therefore I cannot show the pics
Daniel Evans
France is a republic you mongoloid.
Brandon Green
Sup Forums, the only place where being a 30yo university professor in a stable relationship is as unrealistic as being the queen of France. You guys do realize this is not that impossible right?
Joseph Cooper
>Ask the girls if me and my friends can use their pool and all swim together. They say yes. We swim and have a grand olde time!
Camden Mitchell
>my daddy bought be a hot tub >yeah, well mind bought 5 niggers to ride like ponies
Christopher King
No 30 year old in a stable relationship with a real live woman is going to be trolling Sup Forums, let alone a fucking university professor
Jose Butler
OP here. They kept the pictures unfortunately //:
Camden King
mm hmm
Dylan White
>Just moved in to new neighborhood >17, Junior in HS just finished, last few weeks of summer >Hanging out with the two dudes my age, playing basketball, riding bikes, smoking weed, etc. >One of the dudes' little sister just came back from staying with mom >Dresses like a slut, somewhat chubby w/ half moon shorts and scene kid hair (such was the custom of the time) >Other dude and I are swimming in his pool, chubslut comes over to join us >String bikini, too small for the curves >End up spitroasting her with my newfound dude >She's only into it for a bit, then sort of freaks out, finishes us with handjobs >Don't question it because I'm deciphering whether that was gay or not >Find out when school starts that she goes to the same middle school as my little sister >neverspeakofitagain.jpeg
Justin Foster
Autistic retard spotted
Xavier Peterson
I'm also a 30 year old tho, I've been with my gf for a little over 10 years and have a career. Nigga I like to blow off steam and sometimes I'm bored. You think some magic happens after a certain age where this sort of thing just disappears?
Colton Flores
Gf would of been more interested in having them to herself I was 20 when this happened, 22 now.
Nolan Rivera
This guy is not OP
Kayden Adams
Damn dude, proofread your posts.
Nathaniel Young
Yes, the magic of maturing
Noah Martin
Bitch, it's summer for your lecturers as well, you know.
Eli Evans
My gf is a bigger pedo than me.
Luis Cox
OP, here I have to confess, the girls weren't really girls but twelve year old boys and my gf isn't really a boy but a girl
Joshua Hall
I can't argue agaisnt this
Lincoln Jenkins
Sorry to tell you man. I am, in the eyes of society a very mature person. Doesn't stop me from trolling Sup Forums sometimes when I'm bored. Don't you know you're here forever?
Ryan Perry
Marry her user. Make a baby with that pedo-wench
Lucas Hernandez
Oldfag here. Can confirm this shit is a life sentence.
Connor Murphy
Sounds pretty hot. I've only had one good friend with a fuckable little sister. But he's retarded protective and suspicious. He tried to fight me because I added his sister on Facebook (she's 14, we were 20) Chances are he probably has a thing for her and faps in her panties.
Luis Gutierrez
pic or it didn't happen.
Blake Roberts
Oh I plan on it. Although I am scared to have a daughter with her cause 1. We have a serious dd/lg thing going on 2. We both really like loli's
Sebastian Brown
birds of feather flock together
Nathaniel Taylor
35 year old university professor in stable relationship here. Don't like lolis though.
Justin Miller
Thanks for giving me enough to report you.
MODS MODS MODS
Benjamin Thompson
>Don't like lolis though. Go back to reading Foucault then, normalfag.
Julian Scott
OP you gotta go back to that mall by yourself as often as possible.....
Wyatt Davis
Hey guys, 182 year old head master of Hogwarts checking in. Not in a stable relationship and at my age basically every living human is a loli.
Camden Morgan
Don't like Foucault either.
Elijah Lopez
16 year old male virgin kid spotted
Austin Bailey
Sneak into Gryffindor dorms. Bestgirl Hermione is yours for the taking user.
Jonathan Walker
Man you are a special kind of retarded
Tyler Moore
Thread has been reported to the FBI, enjoy the party van OP
Levi Baker
Those tabs got me absolutely geeked right now
Nathan Brown
2/10. Nice try
Justin Perez
Me and gf go to that mall all the time to people watch. It's unbelievable the amount of 15 year olds dressed like complete sluts are there every day, although they are usually with a group of swag fag snap back wearing middle school tough guys.
Connor Howard
Nice. That way if the cops get ya, you can feign ignorance and get away with it.
Dylan Clark
fedora fall fashion was a nice touch
Gabriel Gomez
You're not supposed to be on the internet, Austin Jones...
Xavier Clark
Shhhhhh
Bentley Williams
Typical American teenagers these days... But, if you wanna chance with them girls you should go by yourself bro.
Logan Reyes
>Be me >18, got kicked out of house, still in HS >Stay at neighbor's house while his dad is out of town >Skip school the next day because fuckit >Unbeknownst to me his little sister does too >Freshman who dates this 20 something year old >Walking around in her bra and panties on the phone with him, I'm in my boxers and a T shirt heating up instant oatmeal >She casually asks me to make her an oatmeal too, as if nothing strange is happening >Goes into one of the kitchen cabinets and asks me to help pick up a mini safe that was hidden in the back >Says it's her bro's shit >Baggy of school busses and regular bars >says I can have some if I promise to be cool >At the time was selling hydrocodone for 10 a pill (5mg tabs), bars go for much more, will greatly help my financial situation >She proceeds to take off her remaining clothes and starts to do laundry, asks me if I need anything washed since I only have like 3 things of clothes to my name >pretty much dumbfounded, hand her my tshirt and boxers and eat my oatmeal naked with a bag of pills next to me and a boner >Her BF comes over and doesn't react at all to us being naked in the same house >She gets dressed and leaves Weirdest life experience.
Sebastian Wilson
You did everything perfectly and I wouldn't have changed a thing. Your girlfriend sounds like a real top notch dame, to play along. She realized there was no threat, because she trusts you. That's rare and precious. Those girls got some experience talking with a man, asking guys out on dates, and you made it less awkward. The situation could have been fucking weird but you came out looking like a goddamned champ and nice guy. Big props. Who knows, maybe 10 years down the road, if things go sour, she might still be interested in you ;^)
Personal note: Cheating is fucked. If you want to be with someone else, dump the person you're with. Don't bitch, if things don't work out. Shit happens. That being said, being friendly isn't cheating.
Dylan Walker
That is very strange, but I'm more curious on how you sold 5mg tabs for fucking $10.
Reading that blew my mind more than a slutty freshman.
Luis Wright
hippies
Benjamin Edwards
Yeah. He should be more like you. Stop playing games and play Big Cock Hunter - the real life edition. Fag.
Eli Peterson
I've always had a thing for highschool girls that date 20 something year old drug dealers. (Sounds mad specific but it's a very real and large demographic). Always have been super jealous and want that. But then I remember all of those dudes are absolute scrubs and I would like a real future that doesn't consist of prison or working at fast food until I die.
Anyways, great experience, any more?
David Brown
> reading at coffee shop in mall > overhear teens chatting at next table > one if them is upset she cannot afford summer dress on sale > keep reading and eavesdrop > her friends leave and she is about to as well > "excuse me Miss" > "I couldn't help overhearing you wanted a certain dress; I make it a point to do one good deed a week." > "do you still want the dress?" > she asks what I want > I say nothing, just a kind gesture > I ask how much > $20 bucks > hand her $40 and tell her to come back with the change > keep reading > 20min later she comes back > receipt and change > we chat briefly and she adds me in kik > tell her I'm going for coffee again the next week > she meets me and we shop together > light flirting over a few meetings > then she says she likes me > from there it went from light touching.. > .. to hand jobs.
Haven't had more yet. But it's only a matter of time. Apparently she hasn't told her friends about me yet. I'll keep you posted.