Need to lose 60 lbs in 1 month or i die. trying the viagra diet, water only and 3 viagras a day to boost metabolsim...

need to lose 60 lbs in 1 month or i die. trying the viagra diet, water only and 3 viagras a day to boost metabolsim, will work?

>2 lbs a day
good luck op

No. There is roughly 3,500 calories to a pound. So to lose weight at that rate you need to burn 7,000 calories a day. A grown man needs between 2,200 and 2,500 calories to live. So you still need to burn 4,500 best case scenario.

>need to lose 60 lbs in 1 month or i die
>or i die

explain yourself

Get adderal and drink water.

first learn to use metric

Why the fuck are you dying?

I've done the water and viagra diet and it works great. You can even try a loading phase where you take two viagra at at time (six a day) for the first three days before moving to one a day to keep things sustained.

Good luck, OP. Post results.

So...constant erection? How's that?

Why are people so retarded?

Do meth.

You fucking idiot.

Excuse me for not knowing taking viagra wouldn't give you an erection. Every off-label use I've heard for it has that side-effect but none of them are long term.

interesting. I have heard of addy, and modevigil but not viagra

I'm not sure Sup Forums is for you. Have you heard of reddit?

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAT CUNT

No is it anything like tumblr? I love tumblr. Just here because some guy from school was telling me about how cool it was

how fat are you?

in metric 122kg for 175c, height

Post pictures of tour fat ass OP.

Viagra and water will DEF help with your size. Make sure to do the loading phase properly for maximum results.

you could try cutting off your arms and legs (I mean get them amputated) - that's bound to shed some weight.

have you tried Modvigil?

Viagra increases bloid pressure. If you are in bad shape you're going to end up either stroking out or having a heart attack.

It's possible but very unhealthy. Don't eat a single carb for the entire month.Just proteins and high fats. Drink over a gallon of water a day, maybe caffeinated tea as well. last 3 days, drink distilled water. Check out how fighters/body builders cut weight for comp. I'd go cardio only as you dont want muscle growth.

60 lbs is too much, you might be able to hit 40 lbs with exercise. tbh you may die either way.

Why the fuck are you still trying this? Your water only diet didn't work, or you're just a troll. Go out and exercise and stop polluting Sup Forums with this shit. Ask /fit/

>>be me 700 lbs
>> dad comes in my basement where I've been trapped because I'm to fat to climb stairs
>> he says I have to lose 60 pounds in the next month or he is cancelling the Internet
>> have hundreds of viagra so can masturbate to mlp all the time
>> decide to just eat them to lose weight
>> 1 month later I clearly lost weight but due to the water and viagra my penis retained 60 lbs 0f water weight
>> my penis is the size of a small elephant
>> dad cuts off Internet
>> decide to hang myself
>> rope snaps under strain as mom walks in
>> land on my penis and it explodes all over mom
>> dad weighs me again and turns Internet back on since I lost penis weight
>> jerk large flap of limp penis skin to the thought of penis juice all over mom

Lifes good