Cast Witcher the Movie

Yennefer of Vengergard

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=R9qMgcbdh8c
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Objectively incorrect user, see me after class

Idris Elba as Geralt

Wrong.

Truly awful choice

Tom Hiddleston as Dandelion

>worlds most depressing tits: the actress as Yennefer

You do know yens got a stellar rack yes?

Not this fucking thread again. Fuck off.

She's who I see as Yen everytime anyway.

kate is my wife

This works too

Every time her boobs are posted, a child is molested

Yeah just look at these gravity defying monsters....

>not posting topless yen with little geralt heads covering her nips

Triss merigold

>You do know yens got a stellar rack yes?
kek.

Wrong.

Triss Merigold

Not big but also not too small. They're the perfect size.

The big guy

>le epic modest tits are best meemee
Get fucked famalam.

Cena as Geralt

Perfect for Lambert

Yet they are. Even you can't refute it beyond crying meme

Perfect casting

...

Punk would make a good Lambert

How do I refute stubborn homos?

Too tall. Lambs a manlet.

It's confirmed that it's not going to be based on the games.

>shitty casual game
>post shitty casual actors

Pootery

Propose another size of tits as being the perfect size.

shit taste.

>both outcasts and treated as less than human
>both big guys
>women are strangely attracted to both

The red haired chick from these games has better tits, from what I can remember.

I'm a trissfag and I agree but yens tits compared to mcgraths is like night and day

Foltest, King of Temeria, Prince of Sodden, Sovereign of Pontar and Mahakam, and Senior Protector of Brugge, Angren, Riverdell and Ellander

Stop shitting on our lore, you fucking cucks.
Triss is Malin Akerman

As someone who has read the books and played the games, Eva Green and Mads Mikkelsen are the best picks.

Casting idris elba is a meme m8. Relax

...

Barylka

Too sallow for Foltest.

>pg13

...

post shota webm of her

Letho

>Foltest
Roche was voiced by a Mark Strong sound-alike and they made his in-game model look a lot like Mark Strong

They wanted him to be played by him

As Triss Merigold

fuck off

Shani

Jude Law is Foltest.

You know what, I'd take a Ciri TV series with her as the lead

Fund it

Yennefer and Triss

if you watch van helsing and see her costume and features i think the game concept artists basically just stole her look and it worked out fantastic!

My goodness

the bloody baron is obviously based on that king from got

my waifu but sadly too old, triss is in her early twenties I think

Dr. Shani, I'm wolf school

Vesemir

...

Yennefer of Vengergard

nataliya gonchorova Russian Olympic volleyball player

she might look like yen but i don't think she could pull off a memorable performance.

...

...

>witcher movie
>muricans posting mehico actors

post the best

Deal with it, it's current year!

...

Trish.

whats a mehico?

youtube.com/watch?v=R9qMgcbdh8c

pretty, but bad actress.

Jason Statham as Lambert.


Or for comedy value Geralt but glue a flowing white haired wig to his head, don't bother dyeing the brows or beard either.

Why is Sup Forums avoiding the obvious choice for Geralt?

...

Just post the 11/10 witcher porn webms already

too young

Can he pull off Radovid the Stern?

op got it right the first time

Malin Akerman is awful

Geralt

Vilgefortz

Kate may look hotter and closer to game Yennefer but Eva is a hundred times better actress.

she would make a great Morrigan too now that Claudia Black is old and dyed her hair blonde

He could be a good Lambert. He's a manlet, and a cuck, and usually plays assholes. So, there.

too old

Philippa Eilhart

supposed to look way younger

I already watched the Witcher live action movie

Never again.

I'm sure he was described as looking in his 30s or 40s and was only considered young in mage terms (i.e. less than 100)

let's keep these 3rd tier talentless ugly whores in their shit shows and b-movies, thanks

>too young

No he isn't. They should totally be casting young for the primary Witcher characters. Early 30s at the oldest. If they actually plan on following the entirety of the book series, that's upwards of a decade's worth of films.

Truth be told. Most of the actors posted in this thread are too old.

>Green
>talentless

you fucking heard me

Um, you know that Geralt barely ages lookwise through the course of the books? And they surely will not make a decade worth of films out of the books. We can consider us lucky when we get one film.

You don't really think any studio will finance a decade worth of films based on an obscure eastern european fantasy novels that aren't all even properly translated to english yet?
Just look at GoT, it is probably the most hyped up and successful tv show right now, yet HBO is cutting every corner imaginable and hiring cheapest actors available to keep it afloat.

You're entitled to your wrong opinion.

Mods clearly are inept and new as fuck. Fuck off you faglord Sup Forumsedditors with your retarded theorycrafting. Not Sup Forums or movies.

>We can consider us lucky when we get one film.
>You don't really think any studio will finance a decade worth of films based on an obscure eastern european fantasy novels that aren't all even properly translated to english yet?

They're already in the process of adapting a couple of the short stories from The Last Wish into a feature film. Who's to say that won't kick off an adaptation for the whole series?

>Um, you know that Geralt barely ages lookwise through the course of the books?
Yes. And Triss and Yennifer don't change in appearance at all. Hence why casting younger actors would be better. You cast someone who's in their late 30s, early 40s, they're gonna noticeably age in a few years time.

>Who's to say that won't kick off an adaptation for the whole series?
We're talking hundreds of millions of dollars investment, probably a billion+ in the long run. Even most iconic capeshit struggles to make a good return on that.

If fucking Harry Potter got that shit, I see no reason why The Witcher can't. Fantasy fucks and hoards of pollacks would probably eat that shit up so long as it wasn't done as poorly as 2003 tv show/movie.

Emma Stone as Triss and Eva Green as Yeniffer
It should be noted that Triss is actually young, whereas Yen is artificially young and only looks so, so this should be recognizable. And Triss is kind of good girl / stupid whore in the books, very much like Stone role in Easy A.

Who would you cast for Diykstra, the great spymaster?

...