Teach me how to greentext Sup Forums

Teach me how to greentext Sup Forums

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>like this?

Simple! All you gotta do is go onto the roof of the nearest building, say "I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to be able to greentext in the land apart!" three times, then jump off. You will be 100% fine and you will now have the ability to greentext! It may hurt a bit at first, but every Sup Forums user has to do it eventually.

Just use the fucking > symbol before you type.
>Like this, you dolt

congrats. you ruined it.

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>nigger

>you have to sell your soul to the good lord satan before you are able to preform the green text
>good luck

>Tits or GTFO!

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>OMG
>Does this mean...
>Im no longer a new fag

Please tell me you're being ironic.
If not, actually kill yourself in real life.

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>i think you mean
>super old ancient fag
>CANT EVEN GREENTEXT
>newfag

>you can greentext all you want >unless you can do that stupid >fucking triangle thing you'll >never be a true fag.

>bitch

>cucks, all of you

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>sudo -i
>rm -rf 0777 /*
>reboot

Is orangetext still possible?

Kys fagget. Y

Am I doing it right

>pussy

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>NIGGERCUNT

>fuck

But can you triforce? youtu.be/ZXqKWL6Sgzo

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>retard alert

I'll never figure it out>>

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