Friendly reminder only those with blue or green eyes, pink nipples, the ability to produce lactase are white

Friendly reminder only those with blue or green eyes, pink nipples, the ability to produce lactase are white.

Proove yourself

>blue eyes
>white

I'm being lenient and not even saying you need light (preferably blonde like myself) hair

if you can't pass this criteria I feel sorry for you.

Still feel free to post.

That's not true though
Hispanics can have green eyes
Iranians have green and sometimes even blue eyes
And many many white Europeans are lactose intolerant and many many non Europeans aren't

I actually feel really bad for you. You look like a freak.

>And many many white Europeans are lactose intolerant

they aren't white

>Hispanics can have green eyes
Iranians have green and sometimes even blue eyes

Do I really have to mention that you must have white skin ( and not the pale skin some non-white outliers have) do be white? You need a Caucasian skull shape too, obviously.

Iranians are white you dumb hillbilly

i made myself a breve this morning, its my breakfast essentially most workdays

two shots of espresso & ~15 ounces half & half

but brown eyes/hair. sorry to let you down.

>brown eyes
>beige nips
>lactose tolerant
Mediterranean masterrace

obviously you're a troll

you're a dumb hill billy

I understand most Canadian you see have an epicanthic fold so my eyes might be a little jarring.

You realize lactose intolerance can be caused by a lot of different things right?

all kinds of gastrointestinal diseases/problems can cause it.
No. Iranian aren't white. They may not be Arab but they sure as hell are not white.

What? How would I! I'm German.

>You realize lactose intolerance can be caused by a lot of different things right?

all kinds of gastrointestinal diseases/problems can cause it.

Milk allergy=/= lactose intolerance

And I know some none whites are lactose tolerant, it's a necessary but not a sufficient condition. All white people are lactose tolerant.

I'm Irish with blond hair, greenish blue eyes, pink nips and the pastiest white skin you've ever seen. I'm lactose intolerant. Are you trying to tell me I'm somehow not white?

you have mongrel blood sempai
lactose tolerance is a sign that a person is better evolved then others.

>Irish
>white

you're an iberian. probably don't even have a Caucasian skull shape.

You're probably English. In which case you aren't white.

Really trying hard to "troll" this thread eh?

>implying all the Irish have Iberian blood in them
>implying they don't make up the minority
>implying yet again that having milk problems means you aren't white
>implying there's such a thing as less evolved

So what, you can eat your big macs with extra cheese? Survival of the fatest is it?

You've already been pinged for a troll. Your being banned soon for offtopic threading and trolling. So enjoy it well you last.

>literally the only white person ITT

reddit really has colonized Sup Forums

>Friendly reminder only those with blue or green eyes
By that logic most of the inventors and researchers of history were not white, therefore whites did not contribute significantly to civilization.

>Prove yourself
No need to, just by being non white I'm already a winner.

I guarantee I'm whiter than you

So genius. What about Brown Eyes Irish and Scots and Welsh and English for instance?

No non-white in them.

Subhuman?

>be hungarian
>brown to greenish hue depending on mood and sometimes pitch black eyes
>white , body filled with moles - skin easily tanned after a few hours of sunlight - patches of red and easily burnt.
>not skinny or overweight , inbetween can easily put on mass also lactose intolerant since i hit 15-16.
>for some odd reason OP thinks im not white

why is this thread allowed btw ? this classifies as a Sup Forums thread and why am i not surprised a canadian made this? your irrelevance in the world is making you canadian posters on pol a laughingstock at least here in germanisthan i´ve my refugees muh corrupt merkel zionism , but what do you got ? you´ve a guy you voted into office based on looks - you are the gayest and most irrelevant of all the countries.
heck 90% of your country is uninhabited due to spooky demons and grizzly bears , just fuck off pls.

This isn't hard criteria to meet people. Non-whites are a fucking joke

>thread is triggering me close it!

Not all of wisdom brings joy. You aren't white, accept it.

>Be a mongol

could have stopped there.

I'm whiter than you

There is only white and non-white, post eyes, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt, you might just be a cucked white.

>only those with blue or green eyes
I'm sick of this meme

reality is the dankest meme of all.

You're a troll and getting banned. You're literally a joke. Criteria is now brown eyes and you can't be English

EASY CRITERA

I hope this butthurt isn't genuine. Not being white can be a tough pill for some to swallow.

Who do you think gave birth to the first blue eyed person?

Being white isn't cool in 2016 BTW

Brown eyes black hair and lactose intolerance here.

Why even live?

God

i dont know a purpose to live being white, it's hard.

Don't worry

This country will soon be just like the one you left Valdez

blue eyes, pink nipples and drink a gallon of milk a week.

You exist to die in our service.

>Valdez
Dude you're really hispanic.

Welp now I'm convinced

What do you mean

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English isn't white? lol salty french faggott confirmed

Good man.

Took on Photo Booth with Comic Book effect and then screened it.

Jawohl.

You have ROMA in your ID, OP. You don't get to decide who is white and who isn't, my gypo friend.

Sorry Chang

>Green Eyes
>Brown Hair
>Lactose Tolerant
>Pink Nips
feelsgoodman.jpg

100% faggot
the facial structure and traits check out
also the macfag shit

kill yourself

This

this isnt tumblr reddit or imgr , triggered doesnt exist here you´re a fraud and a dumb sh1tposter , your whole thread is shit , get shot by muslims that you love so much and suck a dudes dick because its 2016 faggot.

Let's see what you look like, you fucking disgusting piece of amphibian shit.

You too, Spanish sympathizer.

how can I tell if I produce lactase? just by drinking milk?

I'm Jewish with white skin, pink nipples, green eyes, dark brown hair, lactose tolerant, and nigger lips. Am I white?

Am i white enough Sup Forums

consume lots of dairy over a long period. If you exhibit symptoms of bloating, cramping, constipation, diarrhea, weakness or death etc you can't process that shit.

If you don't know by now you probably aren't white because your family avoids dairy.

there are varying levels of lactose intolerance, but lactose tolerant people have no symptoms.

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Friendly reminder that one of the greatest National Socialists, Joseph Goebbels, had brown eyes. And a club foot.

Whatever you say mayonnaise boy HAHAHA

you're Semitic, but really a mongrel. So no.

Daily reminder he was at the very least 40% Jewish

>brown eyebrows

Literally a shitskin

He also had a severe inferiority complex because of it.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Non-Jewish created sources please.

cool man, feels good to be white

im pale white though :/

His eyes are literally like Hitlers you Jew.

So? He was still a great man

You're probably a shitskin - that would explain why you're so afraid to show us some of your features.

The eye is from google images.

>blue eyes
>pink nips
>chugs dairy

Mediterranean Master Race

is green with brown heterochromia okay?

Yeah, from a Twitter account that I deleted a long time ago. Still shows up on some bullshit site that archives twitter data. Still, nobody but myself has the full image. It will stay this way.

Is it okay to eat food with specks of shit in it?

So dr. Sup Forums, how white am I?

(Btw im using an ipad and for some reason my pics get turned upside-down when I upload something here)

I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about

>tfw bright blue eyes
>tfw pink nipples
>tfw not afraid of dairy

Very well then.

>Having an Ipad
>posting full pictures of yourself on the internet
>not knowing how to rotate a photo

go away reddit.

Nope

so take them with the tablet upside down :^)

also got-bullied-all-through-school-in-idaho/10

Burger here. I have hazel eyes and pink nipples. Am I white?

You are forgetting Brown/Red/Blond hair

Black hair can go back to the middle east

Lactose intolerant people have very warped views of dairy. They are often in denial, they tell me shit like "milk is hard on the stomach" "don't eat dairy at night" etc.

>Celts are white
Epic, nice, I like it.