Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swfit standing there

How do you react?

I tell her that the waifufags who post her on Sup Forums are mentally ill closet cases.

tell her this thread is retarded and over used

Probably just ask her why she's here, what I do/say next depends on her response

Call 911.

>Do a 360
>Walk away

Call police and report a tranny looking woman has broken into my house

Stupid nigger. You would walk right into her.

Tell me her height and weight. That will influence my answer.

>Being this new

Tell her Kendall is better and more talented, make eggs.

Ask him to please step aside so I can take a shit.

>360
>'walking away'
>Being this handicapable

Trolls trolling trolls.

Fuckin new fag fuck off

cum in pants

Make heart hands and ask if she's a mermaid because you're a giant fag.

show her my sick spin skillz #spinlyfe #10sKidz

I would ask if this pic was real or just a food photoshoop

Tell her to make me a fucking sammich. And hurry

newfag detected

My god summer is strong here

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Apologize for my room being so messy.

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>Ask her to sing Back To December and Haunted with me