Legendary Aussie Shitposter here

Legendary Aussie Shitposter here
Creator of at least 6 popular Sup Forums memes

AMA

Name at least 6 popular memes you created

Do you know the feeling of excruciating pain of knowing that you'll never see a real dinosaur alive?

Will you reupload that dank webm bottle video?

I thought Aussies didn't drink Fosters.

we dont

How's your day so far mate?
What time even is it in Australia?

How does it feel touting something so pathetic as your life's greatest accomplishment?

Then why's it on your desk?

fuck off im not revealing those or the meme might end up dying in the ass

My wife weighs 150kg's who the fuck needs a dinosaur?

Good eye might

/thread

nice trips
its 10:50 in the AM here in sydney

boning ya mum was my greatest accomplishment

This guy's clearly lying about the memes...

Why do you guys suck so much abbo dick? It's almost like it's your job.

I'm even suspect of the shitposting at this point...

trips and I'll tell ya which ones

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its shit mate.

Ye be bangin up a gum tree now, koala tits!!

our abbos are like your niggers. why do you suck nigger cock?

Yeah, I fucking know this. But there it is, right on his desk.

We don't. We put them in jail or have the cops shoot them.

Done

Not op but ausfag
We just get our Victoria cops to get them without consequence

we give them free stuff and let them go if they get caught stealing shit
Australia is one big happy fucking family

hey g'day mate I'm just gonna put another shrimp on the barbie, box a kangaroo, fuck a koala in the emu and celebrate my convict heritage while I fight off suv sizes cockroaches and crocodiles bigger than planes

>suv
>ute

fuck off

Ya forgot the fuckin' red backs m8

Hows life in Sydney. Managing to pay for everything?

OP here
your all pretty shit at AMA so I'm guessing this thread is now cancer and full of summerfags.
But for the record I squish redbacks with my bare hands all the time, I actually have an infestation in the garage.
Harden the fuck up
Also gissa a ciggie ya cunt

two investment properties + a home almost paid off, yeah we're doin alright

>Sup Forums

why you aussies support Casey Stoner and other cunts like Kenny of Vic Wreckers if you still know they travel to Sharjah Ruler palace to have sex with Child Prostitutes?

lol nvm you are Zionist Aussie cunt. I hope you die by sudden death.

Fritz was an Aussie

ACT fag here. We don't have many redbacks here because of the fucking cold. Fuck winters here

fuck ACT
send me some firecrackers cunt

Very nice. Any kids?

1 kid
2 new cars (ones a bmw)
1 boat

well, I'm American which means I'm either too stupid to know what a Goddamned red back is or I couldn't give a fuck less about anything Ausfaglian or more precisely not American
down under faggot

You're gonna regret that BMW kid.

Haha that's not gonna fuckin happen tried to get some to murrumbateman and they got confiscated. No way theyll get to sydney

what's it like being so special and important?

well fuck off then

bet you get into the horse porn tho ammirite?

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I heard you have to keep swimming or you'll drown. How do you sleep?

Nah nah nah nah nah. Were in the slightly civilized part of act so none of that

still a fly infested shithole IMO

Cautiously

wow u really are a fookin legend
I think I only have 3

We wear lifejackets you fucking gimp

How do you piss when the toilets always spinning clockwise?

Not too many homeless people left laying around tho

Is Australia as shitty as everyone says it is? Always wanted to take a trip there someday.

Why do you start threads saying you're a meme and shitpost legend, and then do neither?

oi cunt, not all abo niggers are bad, you have abos like me who are whiter than any whitecunt out there so we're alright

Yeah come on op post your famous memes

FFS! Are all australopithecus this terrible at the internet?

It's just like the US. But better.

? The whole thread is a shitpost

Not with all those wetbacks, no, redbacks it's not!

Thank god, been looking for an upgrade. Is it safe to stuff Vegemite up your own ass?

Was that guy on Sharknado your mayor or something?

Haven't done it for years. Safe but from memory it burns abit. Think of it has having some dodgy Mexican. In reverse.

Free Fritz you sick bastards...He did nothing wrong

They say your children are the most poisonous, because the can't control their venom yet. How do your wemens breastfeed?

Have you buggered a wallaby?