Hey Sup Forums, FBI cybercrime division agent here, AMA

Hey Sup Forums, FBI cybercrime division agent here, AMA

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How do I join?

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Do you get to masturbate on the job?

What does penis taste like?

Do you really *need* lube for anal , or does it just make things more comfortable?

Jacket with time stamp?

Anyone here under investigation?

Am I being detained?

fbijobs.gov/working-at-FBI/how-to-apply

Just download the shit you guys post here on Sup Forums to a pendrive and take it to my house

The cybersecurity department you cunt.

why does milk come in a bag in Canada

It depends, penis can taste like fish or parfume and it just make things more comfortable

Do they make you shill for Israel?

*removes all my cp*

How serious is piracy? And how serious is finding "pizza" on tor?

Some ip's in database, you better burn your hard drive

When is Agent Cooper going to snap out of his fugue state and have you ever been to the Black Lodge?

Why is CP still an issue. You have the technology, resources, and the time. Why aren't they all wiped out and euthanized already?

Just search for your name fbi.gov/investigate/cyber/most-wanted

One of those dudes is named Wang Dong

how many russians ITT ?

Not yet

This

Because its cheaper

Who dispatched the wannacry virus?

why did you guys kill moot...

Not too serious for the fbi and it depends what kind of pizza

This. My cousin is retired FBI and I have asked. He dealt with white collar drugs, but when he has conversed with other agents in the field. He said most pizza comes from overseas and the stuff made here is dated. Most of the victims are already adults. It's pretty rare. Although Skype has changed shit.

They have agents who watch it all day. I wonder how they sleep. It would fuck me up. When I see it here, and I'm pretty desensitized to shit, it depresses me.

They probably end up like the German FBI in Unteralterbach.

Identifying features, "12 inches of Asian cock".

Its still an issue because having cp in your possesion means you either are member of a international criminal organization or supporting it because in general cp are sold trough some deep web websites that are relationated with a network of illicit markets however fbi dont pay extreme attention to cp and have another priorities we just catch some people when we want people to think that we are fully operational in the internet and keep them distracted from another important things

We helped

Christopher poole killed him

what state am i currently located in?

Post some cp and i tell you

can you even tell if im currently on earth?

No i cant but i assume there is no internet connection outside earth

>russian space station
>we aren't copying your countries thoughts to our servers from a satellite that scans your country all day

...

We are aware of your satellite dont worry

Why do you only shave your left goose egg?

Nerd with guns.

How did you come to be making an AMA on Sup Forums? Tell me that story.

Is it safe to use TOR at home and allow the ISP to potentially see that I am using TOR?

What "really matters" if, as you say, catching CP makers is small-time distraction?

Recommend me some books, anything you feel would most help me in my life, to enlighten me, or to redpill me.

Any favorite fiction? Movies can be included.

answer one at a time so that thread doesn't die.

The fbi runs the cp racket now. Gave out between 23000 to 1 million pictures. To catch 1% of the true bad guys

why isn't this site moderated better
>or at the very least forced to make the filters a single text entry box with the filters merely separated by commas so that you could copy and text them into a word document to be saved for every visit to save the time it would take to re enter all of them one at a time?

Well thats true but fbi dont runs the cp racket

You are talking about playpen?

Probably

Tor it's vulnerable, you are not safe from being perfectly tracked using it, just dont use tor for strange things

why the hell else would I use it, tho?

Guess I got to watch what I imply and say to people on onion forums?

Filosofy would be a nice start, its underrated right now but it could enlight your way of thinking just dont let it consume you

what's the weirdest thing you've had happen job wise?

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>used to talk daily with a huezilian school-shooter about killing people
>never got interviewed
Am I being watched or something?

I just got here and cant be bothered reading the thread, what kind of cybercrime are you asking us to commit for you?

Being an Indian I must ask.
Any Indians included in that list? If so, how many?

The casino kind or the gas station/hotel kind?

Do you guys really respond to tips or only when they're big crimes?

The one Sup Forums calls as "pajeets" or "poo in the loo"

Is the Sup Forums pass a racket, I think you should investigate it. I think Hiroshima is pulling off a
racket

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Are you an hero?

How many child porns have you looked at?

Do you get horny when you look at child porns?