What're you boys drinking tonight?

What're you boys drinking tonight?

Have fun with all that impending acid reflux

Is this some new cocktail you're making with those fucking Scooby Doo fruit snacks you got there?

What fucking year is it?

>Zima
What are you? A high school girl from 1999?

Zima is actually manly its malt liquor

>Zima
>manly
Haha, whatever helps you sleep at night, faggot.

It's the 90's somewhere

I don't get heart burn I have an esophagus of iron

What's the ABV on it?

5% pretty strong

It is dude it's just a better tasting version of a 40

6.0%, and doesn't taste like bubblegum.

Holy shit, you're retarded. you think 5% ABV is strong? Actually kill yourself.

Bud Light is 4.3%
Steel Reserve 211 is 6-8%

You're lying to yourself user.

Honestly it's more manly to drink good tasting stuff cause that means your okay with your masculinity

This. So much this.
Good taste, mang.

Good on you, but that argument works better for mixed drinks that are >35% alcohol.

I'm glad we agree Scottish Ale is tasty, brother.

Ever had a Barrio El Rojo? Breddy gud.

Wtf isn't that much alcohol like lethal because if our body is only %70 water that'd replace like half of our body with alcohol and you'd die

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are you.. like.. retarded?

Explain how I'm wrong it's simple math

Potentially lethal if you overindulge. Your average vodka or whiskey is 40% ABV, or 80 proof. Everclear is a brand name of rectified spirit sold by American company Luxco. It is made from corn and is bottled at 151-proof (75.5% ABV) and 190-proof (95% ABV).

This so fucking much (yes I'm alcoholic) anything below 21% is not worth it

I have not. Shall have to see if i can find some.
Been thinking about trying some of this the next time I get to the store. It sounds interesting.

Polish-made Spirytus vodka at 96 percent alcohol (192-proof) is the strongest bottle of liquor sold in the world.

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>literally more pure than some rubbing alcohol

Dude, change your water.

Don't get too used to it. Just wait until you grow up.

it's clean. it has a copper bottom so the water looks copper color

Lando would be ashamed of you, son.

This with a splash of Canada Dry.

I stopped caring a long time ago.

If you'd been alive in the nineties you'f know that Surge went down easy. I could drink three in a row, no problem. Try that with Mt. Dew and you're writhing on the floor in agony.

Fair enough.

Wow, the 90s you say? You must be super duper old!

Cheap whiskey, reached a point where I can drink a bottle a day lmao

Oh yeah. Ancient.
I drank mixed drinks. In my twenties. Then I grew up and started actually enjoying beer. I suppose sooner or later I'll start pretending to appreciate whiskey and laudanum.

Zima/surge combo. It's 1999 all fucking over again

>your okay with your masculinity
>Zima
>your masculinity
>Zima
>masculinity
>Zima

Nope...

I want to know what they left out of the formula when they reintroduced it a few years ago. The Surge from the 90s was like liquid Viagra for me. That shit would make me harder than Chinese algebra.

Oh shit me too! We'd drink it on long band bus trips and we'd all fool around in the back of the bus in the dark on the way back. The best tasting drink ever was to take a 2L bottle of surge, drink about a third off it, fill back with Zima, add 2 rolls of spree candy, put cap back on, and refrigerate overnight. We'd pass bottles of this around and get blown by and fingerblast our girlfriends. Fucking miss that exciting naive high school time

haha, add a watermelon jolly rancher to that and you've got some goood shit op

>watermelon
>not blue raspberry
>niggayougay.jifpg3

thats what my 35 year old friend said. He was freaking out about zima today. now that you mention it though that does sound better than watermelon.