PAN
NICE AND HOT
PAN
NICE AND HOT
Moist
Juicy
Tender
HELLO THIS IS CHEF JOHN FROM FOODWISHES DAT COM WIIIITH....CAYENNE IN CAYENNE SAUCE WITH A SIDE OF CAYENNE CAYENNE
JOINING WORDS
NO TIME FOR
NOUN
ADJECTIVE CONJUNCTION ADJECTIVE
LAMB
IN
MMMM
ANDIWANNA
NICE
CRISPY SKIN
...
THERE
BEAUTIFUL
What are some essential Ramsaycore viewings?
lost it
I legitimately hate cats and hope he dies soon of AIDS.
That looks undercooked to me.
>Doesn't like his chicken rare
Fucking pleb.
My favs are of course the amys one, the one with the retarded but lovely fat twins and that one with the qt owner in pic who got all her money from her mother and sister
HOW MUCH
IS IN THE BIN
>muh lamb sauce
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YOU FOKING DUHNKEH
SIMPLE
RUSTIC
BEAUTIFUL
Amy's Baking Company and Oceania
pantelones
>YOU FUCKING DONKEH!!!
>English kitchen nightmares is comfy and Gorden tries his best to help people
>America is so over the top in drama and quick cuts
Why?
If that pizza was cooked for 7 minutes longer it would be fucking amazing
>dramatic music
>"CHEF X HAS JUST COOKED THE MEAL FROM HELL, BUT THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET MUCH MUCH WORSE"
>Chef X: "Then all of a sudden....it was like all the air got sucked out the room.."
>low volume shot of chef x with his head in his hands, ramsay looking dismayed
>Ramsay: "It was just...unbelievable. horrific"
>"CHEF X HAS JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING TERRIBLE"
>"2 MILES DOWN THE ROAD, AL QAEDA HAVE JUST SUICIDE BOMBED BILLS CAFE, IF CHEF X DOESN'T REMOVE ALL BACON FROM THE PREMISES..."
>slow mo shot of bomb timer ticking down
>"HE'S NEXT."
Well I thinks great there are to versions of it to watch, over the top drama is pretty enjoyable
foodkino thread?
LEMON JUICE
CORIANDER
>americans think pizza has to have a 5 inch thick pie
haha fucking gluttony
Correct me if i'm wrong, but i think, i see a..nipple
Funny thing is that is how some people like their steak.
Why even sear the dam thing, they just need to eat it raw and taste that delicious cow.
Turn 'er over
Two fingers
Nice and wet
Now be careful with this one
Take the fingers and
Up the bum, yes?
It's not rocket science is it
And some gRRRound peppeRRRR.
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I still don't know how you fuck up a pizza like that. It's obviously freshly baked and not just reheated.
roast beef nice and hot
SEASON
FROM AFAR
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>comparing a rare steak to undercooked chicken
You literal goddamn retard.
Why were cooking programmes from the late 90s- early 00s so perfect boys
Raymond Blanc is my only bastion
Could you keep up with gordon in the kitchen, /ck/?
NOW MIX THE STRAWBERRIES WITH THORIUM-232 ISOTOPE
>Why even sear the dam thing, they just need to eat it raw and taste that delicious cow.
Because searing it gives it an additional level of flavor.
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This. Unless you're really that worried about mad cow or ecoli.
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Wtf, user. Did you actively search for that shit? All the fucking porn in the world and you stop to see if there is a possibility of a nipple?
OIL
NICE AND COLD
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What the fuck he thought would happen?
Don't you mean dry ice and popping candy?
ITS FOOOKINNNN RAWWWWWWW
Fuck you
How is he not dead yet?
post more ja/ck/
AND THE BIG SURPRISE IS
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how do you get to that age and not develop any cutting technique?
That's why you beat the butter before adding the shit that could fly off in all directions.
Why would she take pictures of that anyway. I assume even as a woman, that'd be fucking gross to look at. A gaping wound in your crotch.
total babe
They both have their own charm.
AND LET IT COOK FOR ABOUT 72 HOURS.
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>women belong in the kitchen
that magic bullet can't cook eggs for shit.
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This is something very simple, you can do it at home...
You'll need fins of the Iranian Beluga fish, powdered clam pearl and 1kg of gold leaf. Then you need to climb to an atmospheric pressure of 10.8 PSI.
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To be fair. The non commercial one pretty much looks tastier since the other one looks dryer than a grandmas cunt.
Or well, both look disgusting in other words.
>,,,;
What did he mean by this
youtube.com
look at the quests
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You literally cannot get mad cow from steak
>stop to see
i opened the webm, saw a nipple.
why though
I like the cadence of his voice, its always getting higher
Jesus christ, I thought she was going to get her finger.
>Engineers
youtube.com
The man cannot even cook correctly with other people involved.
how would YOU react?
What the fuck
>Feminist cooks dinner
Haven't seen this one before. Is the nigga trying to marinate the chicken with fucking gorilla glue?
Your favorite Czech babushka
youtube.com
oh my god thats basically glue
THANK YOU A NEW ONE FINALLY
Holy shit this idiot put in way too much corn starch...
>7 minutes
i want americans to die.
Probably the same at first and then I'd give it a fair try.
>body type: fetish
disgusting airballoon
same as Ramsay, except I would spit it in her face.
If it was cooked by an attractive and well endowed white woman in her 30s or 40s, however...
Man with very little taste detected
This guy is such a disgusting faggot, it makes me sick and I don't even cook that much.
IT'S
FUCKING
RAW
I can't because you're right
>tfw you will never hunt Kosovars in the woods of Serbia with your crazy uncle, his pet owl, and your swole dog
>here's pepper in your eye
I actually laughed at that, not even ironically.
>CLEAN YOUR KITCHEN YOU LAZY CUNT
>NEAOU :(
>poorly cooked pulled pork
way to defeat the purpose of the dish