Share your darkest secrets

Share your darkest secrets.

i killed my best friend when i was 10.

I don't seed my torrents

I bought a fidget spinner today

I voted for Hillary Clinton.

my moms friend tried to fonger my in the back of my moms car

gets posted every fuckin time

I once covered for my friend when we were like 11 while he and a girl fucked in his room.

how original

I have consensual sex to procreate

I'll stop posting it when it stops being funny

I think my dad murdered his cousin and buried him under the back stairs of the house I grew up in. he's dead now but I still don't want to say anything just incase it was all just a dream.

>uncle's house, sleepover with my cousins
>2005 I'm 14 older cousin she 16 younger cousin she 6
>I stay up watching movies with older cousin, I think it was the first Spiderman, not sure. She goes to sleep
>I go to bathroom to jerk off thinking about her, remembering how we "played" when we were little
>I go to bed, both cousins sleeping like logs. Younger cousin looking cute
>I kiss her, put my dick on her mouth belly
>Suck my finger then slide it up and down her ass
>Jack off and cum, smear it on her ass and pussy
>Hump her for a while, go to sleep an hour later

I can't stop posting cropped naked photos of my ex on /b

I hate one of my wife's friends, who thinks I am also her friend. She's stupid, petty, and at times morally repugnant. My wife knows this, and exhanges sexual favors for me to be pleasant and hang out this friend with her.

It's okay, it's just kind of weird that this friend has no idea.

>mouth belly

forgot the 'and'

Continue

Drug issues

I tried to delete them off my computer, but I remember the filenames so I can search and find them on thebarchive, re-download

same and i regret it

Dump them user

Not really a secret but because I was depressed and they gave me ECT I can't remember anything from 2015-2011 and barely anything before that. I want to sue the doctor for malpractice but there is no way to prove I lost my memory

i broke my friends ankle when hunting

>greentext?

the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because i dont want my parents to hurt more than im hurting already

I've accepted money in exchange for ending someone's life. Then I accepted even more money from the intended victim t \o not kill them and skipped town

fonger

I used to use my brother's toothbrush to clean my cum covered pubes. He never found out

I'm put into these almost every night, not by choice. Has been this way for awhile, haven't told anybody in real life. Not going to go too into detail and you don't have to believe me.

bi fag here, when i was in college(18-20yo ish) i had a secret relationship with a 13yo boy.

I haven't seen you for months, weren't you nearly getting out of that house?

Just stop being a fag

Less than a year so yeah closer but ya, haven't had much internet access so couldn't post much.

>Not going to go too into detail

This is a SHARE thread, not a vague 1 line teaser thread. so why even post itt?

because when I did people said bullshit, have talked to peopIe outside Sup Forums about it though - has been good talks. Sorry I'm vague.

>because when I did people said bullshit

>you don't have to believe me

so do you care what people think or not?

used my parents' divorce to get rid of my mom's potato sister.

I mean don't feel like debating with internet people, so i stopped caring but if people wanna talk it's fine.

Wow please eloborate

Wut

>fonger

Been with a girl for 11 yrs now, we live togehter and so on.
Been texting, talking by phone, snapchat and so on, secretly with another girl for 8yrs.

They dont know of eachother.

so dont debate them, ignore them. a couple edgy newfag trolls shouldnt make you stop posting the story/details.you are letting them win.

My step-cousin bred my ass on the floor of my room in my folks place.

He wants to do it again, and when we get the chance I'm going to let him.

>I knocked up a girl when I was 15.
>I'm a heroin addict.
>I pimp myself out.

But I live a really normal life so things aren't bad.

I can't stop using my female roommate's vibrators and dildos because I can't afford such high-end ones and nothing makes me cum harder than ass play.

Scum

You are a piece of shit m8

kek have fun picking up the pieces of your life when you get caught. you can only beat the odds for so long kid

Been with my partner 12 yrs this year. If they did that to me... i dont even know what id do but it wouldnt be good for anyone.

story

I talk to girls for months only to take advantage of them and expose their deep secrets to people, especially when it comes to sluts. Sometimes it happens with girls I actually care about which gets them to leave me when I actually do get to be with them so that's karma I guess. Haha, I fucking hate myself Sup Forumsros.

I'm turning 30 in a month and while I'm not kissless or completely inexperienced, I am *technically* still a virgin.

nobody is asking you to debate people are asking you to explain. if not you're just attention-whoring right now

When I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. were also fuck buddies for quite a while, fucked her lots of times over the next year/ year and a half. my sister and my best friend were the only other people to find out.

10 more years to go m8

>attention-whoring
dif user here, agreed

When I was 18, girls would fall in love with me easily, but I wouldn't get that attached to them. they'd be friends, we'd fuck, sext, whatever. online and in person it was the same.

Now I'm 30 and it's the opposite. not as many girls in my life, but I get attached really quickly. Rarely let on or do anything about it. I've got a long-term gf, but I'll just start talking to someone on Sup Forums or elsewhere and just start falling for them.

I don't know why but it's annoying. falling in love easily would have been a great when I was young, now it's an inconvenience I have to work around.

I broke into a school gymnasium at night to have sex with an ex during our towns fair. I missed my ride because of it ( she was jealous of the situation) so I walked a couple miles to my house instead.

i know it doesnt mean much to hear, but real shit bro, fapping with good toys is better than sex after the initial thrill of "omg my dicks in a pussy!"

I have some behavior issues, mostly ADHD and ODD, got/get violent with my parents, choked my brother out, other shit. and so medication and these are used. People say I'm lying which is fine, it's the internet and easy to but I'm not. I see a therapist but he seems like a weirdo. Haven't toId anyone outside the internet, who think it's a Iie. AImost done Iiving here, couple months. not autistic

I once googled tonyahoodyakova instagram…

fair point, explained more.

I manipulated friends ex into dating friend again
Because friend asked me to

I don't want to just fap though, I want to settle down and start raising a family.

That's not a dark secret, that's just awesome.

Online dating?

:OOOOOOO

why tho? kids are literally just nature's do-overs. if you sucked in this life, your kids are going to suck too

I delete torrents as soon as the download is finished.

I've thought about it, but it just seems so cold and impersonal. I've been trying to get involved in local clubs and groups, meet women through that, but not luck so far.

I grew up in a very small family and ever since I was old enough to start thinking about getting married and raising a family of my own I've wanted to have a ton of kids. I get that's it's not everybody's cup of tea, but it's definitely a goal for me.

...

I send dick pics to my wife's cousins, they still don't know it's me, I even got to talk to one while she was drunk, she's a real freak for her age. Can't wait to go over and smell her panties.

Your a fuckin monster

Have you tried getting them to send pics back?

Yea they send pics back but nothing I want, they always say, I don't know what you look like and that's the end of our conversation, tried tricking them, but they are smart enough for that

How old are y'all

What state do you live in OP?

Almost every party I attended I fuck unconscious drunk girls. Every time I take a lot of photos, sadly I can't post them now. At least 2 lost virginity with me, not knowing about this, and only one remember anything. She was too scary to say anything. Her best friend (well known beta and robot) tried to fight for her but I destroyed him socially. Later he is bulied. Since then this girl start to be known as hore.
I still have no consequences of my behaviour

At the moment, Bama, why?

if you really wanna get laid start lifting. Girls are just as/ if not more conceited then guys. Also with that correct punctuation you are obviously not a fucking shit for brains. Get into for a year and you will be swimming in pussy. Ps. women are shit heads

I wanted to help with losing your virginity but you live too far, good luck OP, I'm sure you'll do fine.

I got a suicidal grill to let me fuck her dead body. Used her for an evening then got the fugg outta town. I was only 13.

Are those restrains

I have a stalker who tries to impersonate me online. She was once a friend but it became stagnant around high school when I realized what she was doing. Was only interested in what I did to build up her own identical me.

When I found out I was pissed and manipulated everyone around her until no one believed/trusted her. I helped ruin her chances of a degree by moving her anxiety medication until exams were over. Convinced her that she misplaced them and should see a professional. Got diagnosed with other issues and couldn't continue her persuit in the field. Started to get depressed and she stopped taking pills. Got worse.
Eventually, all she had was the online persona. So I broke off the friendship by acting like I just found it randomly and backed up the doctors diagnoses after being 'betrayed after all this time'.

Now it's 6 years later and she's been stuck working at a casino as a server. She still tries to impersonate me but it gets shut down almost immediately. Sometimes without me even realizing it.

I'm a therapist.

I know it's hard to believe and no one ever does but here goes....
I, am Spartacus

Restraints*

Don't fuck with my head like this right now mane lol

>napping
>kind of wake up
>my shirt feels like it's slidding up
>hear my younger brother and his friend nervously whispering to eachother
>pretend to be asleep
>feel them take off my bra and start sucking my nipples
>feel awkward yet turned on
>still pretend to be asleep
>they stop after a while and leave
>pretend nothing ever happened

I still think about it to this day and I never confronted him about it

yes

No, I'M Spartacus!

What if you're the impersonator and she's tyke real you and you just firmed the tables?

I'm more Spartacus than both of you

The offer is, uh, flattering, but if it was a simple matter of just getting laid I would have settled for tinder or whatever long ago.

I'm not looking for a pussy, I'm looking for a wife, and that turns out to be a LOT harder.

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Turned*

lol faggot

It is when no one else knows about it and neither does their parents

: /

God I wish you "I'm so lecrazzy" fuckers would cut your bull shit already.

I'm just an user so even if I said this was the real deal you couldn't really trust it.
All I know is that I relish what I did and how I'm making bank while she lives in squalor.