Tinder help
What do Sup Forums? She's tall and she loves architecture. Dubs and I'll post , get me laid b/ros.
I was thinking of starting off saying "I don't think height matters as long as I can bend you over like the Arc de Triomphe" then follow up with some trivial knowledge I know about Greek architecture.
NEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDDD
your virginity is safe
Bby wan sum fukk?
Autistic af.
"If form follows function, you must be full of surprises"
Or something along those lines would be better.
I matched with 4 bitches and I just started using this thing in the last 20 mins. Fuck off I just was to fuck a tall Amazonian white chick. Don't fault me for knowing about other things in the world faggot.
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Be a bit skeptical user. Good amount of bots.
say the quote but then ask her questions and shift the convo to be about her
On a scale of 1-10, how likely am I going to be eating your asshole tonight?
Gib me da pucci. Gibbe gibbe. U winna see my pee pee. I labe u berry mach
"Is only smellz"
"lemme smash"
In my experience, bots are almost always extremely obvious.
I mean for fuck's sake, when the bio is all "Hey big boy I want somebody to come fuck me I can give the best BJs in the world ;)" how do people not realize it isn't real?
May i pee in your nipples?
Op here , was thinking of saying "beep boop...are you a robot?" If she is she tells me about her can site , if not it sounds cute , funny , and I'm sure those two alone add some brownie points.
Tinder Thread. Post your best lines and advice
"she loves architecture"
talk about how jet fuel can't melt steel beems
I"m married just so you know, but we can still fuck.
Hey hey.
You make me pop my teepee (architecture joke).
Literally the only normal one... twas meant to be
:/ really faggot.
bitch are you gravity because you have my tower of pisa leaning at a 5.5' angle
>5.5' angle
Retard detected.
do you not have access to google or are you authentically autistic
don't waste your time.
he's talking dick size you moron
you're the faggots that immediately let your mind go to dick size. the fact I have to even explain further into it shows that you degenerate cunts have been spending all your time fapping to boys dressed as girls. fuck i hate what Sup Forums has become.