ITT: We poorly describe videogames and other anons try to figure them out. I'll give a few to start

ITT: We poorly describe videogames and other anons try to figure them out. I'll give a few to start.

Zombies in a mall.

You are shot into the sky to kidnap a girl from a bunch of sky racists.

Grappling hooks and explosions.

You escape from zombie jail to save the land of the undead by dying over and over again.

Your dad leaves your home and your girlfriend's dad tries to kill you, so you leave to look for your dad.

You and your imaginary friend try to stop WWIII by shooting the Russians in Vietnam.

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"You escape from zombie jail to save the land of the undead by dying over and over again."
Dark souls ?


"Zombies in a mall."
Dead rising ?

"Grappling hooks and explosions."
Just cause 3 ?

Yes, yes, and yes.

Bioshock infinite and black ops 1

Nice.

All of the cyborgs are getting discriminated against, and you're trying to save the world. You never asked for this.

The energy drinks keep turning people into mutants.

Every time you scream or kill a chicken, all hell breaks loose.

It's really hard to focus on skating with all of these glitches.

It's planetary civil war, and you're losing because the other guys look like really pale Nazis.

Alright my turn so :

Oof

You are a dude with a great power but you never use it well, you prrefer helping random dudes than accomplishing your quest

You are a monster and you chase down 4 people, and these people are your friends

When you put sunglasses on, you are dangerous

You went underground and then after 200 years you came back and now your life is shit

Smack your dreams, but you actually got trapped by an evil team attempting to turn you into their leader, so your buddy has to bail you out.

Being a cowboy sucks when your family gets kidnapped and you have to kill all of your old friends.

Your private military company gets destroyed, and you go into a coma. You wake up, gather your friends, and try to stop a virus from killing everyone who doesn't speak English.

You and a hunchback work to build a better car than the one of yours that got destroyed by a local warlord.

Dues ex, skate, Skyrim,

Sounds like Skyrim, but tbh it could be any rpg, and I detect a fallout 4

Last one's definitely Fallout 4. Don't know about the others.

Good.

Is the energy drinks Bioshock?

Yeah it's skyrim and yes it's fallout
Yes

'When you put sunglasses on, you are dangerous'
Payday 2 here

first one is red dead redemption

Two alien factions are trying to kill you. One's really advanced, and the other just wants to eat you so that they can evolve.

The princess got kidnapped, save her with the triangle of triangles.

You hijacked a plane and crashed it into an underwater city full of drug addicts. Go kill Atlas.

You're on a delivery route when your box explodes and kills everyone in the city but you. Now you can shoot lightning and you need to kill future you.

Yep.

Starcraft and Zelda
No idea for the others

You are hired by d33pw3b h4ck3r to make jobs (and earning money) to
:help choose a mayor of the town
:help crazy ukrainian man
:help doctor
:finding weird boxes for a disabled man(round, cubes, etc.)
:do classic things

Decide if killing your sister for a kick-ass sword is worth it

Become a champion at the local Colosseum, be slave labor for 10 years, and kill the man who shot your sister

Playing in the basement, you are forced to cry on satan

Your classmates are killing each other. Find out whodunnit. Hard mode: on an island.

Nah, it's "Sunset Overdrive." Other one was Killzone.

Fable

Fable 2?

The Binding of Isaac

???

Bioshock, and Infamous.

Correct. U earned a cookie

ur a marine who fights for MURICA also ur squad consist of u, dindu nuffin man, white cool man also chinese girl

well i was close

its 1942 but its 200 years later and it is war again

Your dad leaves your home and your girlfriend's dad tries to kill you, so you leave to look for your dad.
Fallout 3

Battlefield 4. Multiplayer was great, but the story sucked balls.

Uhh...Wolfenstein?

no

You are the hand of evil.
One of your friends is into bdsm
You have a heart of glass

Why are libraries always so small?

BICH U GUESSED IT
WOOP
im still playing the multiplayer actually

Dont kill people or you are gonna have a bad time.

HAHAHAHHA
ITS undertohl
GET IT?HAHAHAHAHHA I GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT IT

You wake up naked on an asteroid, so you find a clarivoyant and a thief, and try and learn magic powers, because it turns out you used to be the right hand man of the evil master, who suddenly disappeared.

Underground skeleton fucking simulator

You are a General and you are saving DOG from nazis
Also your company has 80% loss

second to last is resident evil right

yes

last one is twisted metal?

Mad Max.

This is all one game btw

third: bioshock
Last: infamous

Yep.

watch dogs

fallout 4

catherine?

wat

Brother lies to you. In space. Monsters. You're weak.

Watch everybody die then be the last one left alive. To only watch yourself get stabbed.

We are EA and we want money

Watch yourself get brutally killed over 100 times in 10 minutes and get aroused.

i tried (both are crazy car games)

Furry with a robot and big guns

assassins creed?

No

Ratchet and Clank.

uhhhhh... doom? (horrible guess but yeah)

No, way older

i cant think of a game that implements all these aspects i do apologize

Starwars: knights of the old republic 2

Fuck you yes you got it

At the end you get raped youtu.be/ZXqKWL6Sgzo

> We are EA and we want money.

Literally any EA game ever.

> Battlefield, FIFA, Battlefront...

Little devil boy has a fetish for girls that are taller than him.

You are the chosen one and you set out on a trip to defeat the devil himself, after him having destroyed completely a village, during your execution.

You got it haha. I was mainly looking for madden and FIFA br you still got it

Tip about developer:
Have to go. My car is getting toad

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ok

Skyrim

farcry 3

I feel retarted

middle is metal gear solid?

You go to India to spread your mom's ashes, and accidentally wind up in a civil war. Don't get blood on Pagan's shoes.

i Have no idea im sorry and i feel dumb

YES. Didn't think anyone would get it.

Farcry 4

Some bitch died, so can I climb and kill you? Oh shit oops Satan possessed me.

Don't worry lmao cool bro

F3ar?

no

but what is it

no

Mgsv < mgs3
Trained military recruit, entire assassin genetic mutants go rouge, you have to kill them, then kill your mother figure/mentor (mgs3)

OHHH outlast

Tip:
Some games shouldn't be made into mobile games

Ratchet and clank series, pretty fun games

Alright, here is one

Wtf how did that thing just oneshot me fucking russian bias and sekrit dokumints)))

NO

Far off

That one was too easy

OHHHHHHHHH kingdom hearts FUCK i feel like the dumbest piece of shit

terraria? pokemon?

yeah a bit

welp time to kms

Any game that was designed with a traditional controller.

>break into guy's house
>steal his son's car
>become friends with the guy
>become super rich

>Watch everybody die then be the last one left alive. To only watch yourself get stabbed.
Halo: Reach

>We are EA and we want money
The Sims 4

you are not wrong

Last one is Danganrompa
Hard mode is 2.

>iOS and Android emulators