2017

>2017
>not owning a rolex

Explain yourself, poorfags ;)

Pic related is mine, you faggots jelly? hehe ;)
it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)

You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;) hehe

I almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch ;))

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Yummy copypasta bait. Thank you for posting this every single day I greatly appreciate it.

You ain't slick. I saw this fatass hand that we all made fun of several weeks ago

Jesus Christ

I'd rather not own a Rolex and have a normal body

This faggot trying to rival the Andy Sixx cunt

Stop using so many smileys faggot ;)

>almost got laid

Sure thing Patrick star

I thought Patricks watch was drawn on

:'D Fat arms. Bruh, I'll keep my tag and my 6 pack.

I know it's bait, but those hands look like they're from the people in Wall-E

> new Rolex Submariner
> I only wear expensive watches
Oh boy

my dude your body repulses me. It looks like your skin is filled with marshmallows.
Sell the roley and get a personal trainer and some lipo and a gastric band and a glock to kill yourself when you still can't lose the weight because you're too weak to work enough to make your life good enough not to want to go on Sup Forums and show off a 10k watch.
Nothing tastes as good as not being you feels.

It feels like every drawing that i ever made of hands just came alive.

1. That's a $50 knockoff.

2. Lose some weight and you might catch your dog, turn that almost got laid into a did get laid.

>Watch
Poorfag, real men have a chronograph

Your hand looks like it got stung by a bee, fatty. You should've spent that money on a personal trainer.

OP is a faggot

Forced meme is forced.

i know you're trying it on at some high end watch store near you.
thats a sheet similar to what most use for trying on watches

op is fag

I don't know what's better to own a Rolex and be a fat turd or
To be fit and not own a Rolex hmmmm

OP is a Hambeast.

Can someone make a good mix of this and the atheist never ending story meme post?