/HEEM/ One Step Forward Two Steps Back

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Upcoming events:

1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: ACB 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - Guillard vs Njokuani
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Danis vs Agazarm
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs ?
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>LFA 1 results
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/lfa-1-results-leandro-higo-wins-inaugural-135-title-against-gritty-wont-go-away-steven-peterson

>Twitter reacts to Khabib-Tony
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/twitter-including-conor-mcgregors-team-reacts-to-ufc-209s-nurmagomedov-ferguson-interim-title-bout

>The GOAT gets another fight
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/bethe-correia-says-shes-fighting-marion-reneau-at-ufc-fight-night-106-in-brazil

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Schaub is God

>JIM ROME BLESS

>1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS!!!111

>1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
why sunday ffs

I hate when they do this shit

Reminder that CM Punk would have knocked Mickey Gall stiff with this punch if it landed

They were trying to avoid clashing time with nfl playoffs.
But steelers chiefs got delayed to sunday night cause weather
Papa dana not gonna be happy

that wasn't even a punch

I wanna see someone edit this like that autistic super saiyan cowboy gif

>"Twitter reacts" in the very important OP
New low for us

GOOD THREAD OP!

I honestly can't even tell if the "news" is purposely horrible as a joke or not at this point

LFA results, twitter reacts and Bethe Correia's next fight update

studboy= god

better than your bj penn thread from yesterday

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If you don't like it, find better news yourself

there really isn't anything going on atm other than dana offering floyd 20mil

I don't make bj penn threads lol

keep on making shit up and convincing yourself it's true out of bitterness, though. I'm sure it's good for your brain my dude and making you into a better human over time lmaooo

also, no, bethe correia news is not better than no news. not at all lol

how bigg?

I already do

i just put 100 on bj penn and i immediately regret it

How is it your wife has been pregnant since 2015?

Not with those lucky trips.

Schaub bless

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Affleck seems to be a good dude

Betch is a top 10 draw in the UFC

How intelligent are you /heem/?

bethe is the kinda girl that looks like a 10 if ur a couple beers deep

Mitrione vs Fedor why is Fedor bookmakers favourite?

to intelligent

>Yoel of Londor
lel

why post that on heem

lol

30 + 70(1-gross profit margin on COGS)

Fuck did you guys see this one?

D. $130

100 ?

Then why do you care

$30 cash and $70 worth of goods (not actually $70)

This triggers the beta

the answer is clearly 170 everyone else is wrong

Because he'll probably win despite looking like shit in his last fight. He's a shell of what he used to be but he's still fighting a guy that unironically lost to Sch*ub

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>needs someone to read his belts to him

Of course you like him dipshit, you hold shares in the company and McGoobs is boosting the stocks.

from the thumbnail this looks like it could be another one of the schaubposters scat porn pics

Did invicta start yet?

0 - 100 = -100
-100 + 100 = 0
0 - 30 = -30

F. $200

MOAR

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There they are

#tmt

because look at all my spicy (you)s

pls respond

check em

nah, still a few hours

He lost $70 of goods as well as $30 cash

The "correct" answer should be $100

Bong and 37 bings

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Reminder that if you post in /heem/ you aren't allowed to have an opinion, because you're a beta.

Thanks my dudes

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170$

>tfw smarter than UK
already knew that but still

invicta when?

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souce

Yet conor is the only champ hmm

"guys im not gay. i just have a ton of gay porn saved that i like to post to "troll" you guys"

kek look at weidman on his tiptoes

What is this mma technique called?

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He has his left left leg bent

Why does Denmark do this? He seem'd alright before...

are you guys enjoying the free weekend?what should i watch?

>Aquaman_and_the_JUSTice league.jpg

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You think it really helps?

I'll see what else I can find n the net, there's a lotta shit out there

reported for faggotry, /heem/ is a christian thread and will not tolerate such degeneracy

its the same guy with a proxy. im wiling to bet hes american based on the hours he posts

double whizzer

i thought Sup Forums blocked all proxies and vpn's?

>instagram.com/p/BPPKKuCD0_9/
wow Holm is annoying

lol no

Also the only one that hasnt defended a title.

Doing God's work, lad. Fedor Bless.

is hill actually good?how the fuck she has a belt,ima curious so gonna watch that

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is this the real thread?

Joanna bless lads

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indeed

haHAA GOT THEM!!! I'm 12 btw xD haHAA

Do you still have to sign up and pay shekels to get the fight pass free weekend?

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Everyone in this pic, but Conor, has recently had their shit aJUSTed

Every vpn ive tried posting with has been blocked

"The Schaub"

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because you're a scrub

I mean he can't just pick his fights like in boxing so he has to do what he can

What The fuck happens in that pic