ASK A DIRTY BOOKSTORE MANAGER ANYTHING

ASK A DIRTY BOOKSTORE MANAGER ANYTHING

how many cocks have you sucked in the last hour?

None

Most awkward customer?

Any underage people come in?

Dicks sold per week?

do you sell more to women or men (in general, not just dicks)?

Sell more wands or rabbits?

returns you have to have return stories

How many "bookmarks" have your faggot customers left you?

Might be a half decent thread is OP isn't a fag

Do you have any of the kinky/extreme stuff?

> Animal dildos, cat suits, vacuum beds, electro catheters, etc.

We have one guy who us extrely awkward. He dresses like a neighborhood watch sign. Fedora and trencoat, even in the middle if summer.

Yeah, we gotta card em and kick em out. Could lose our lisence for that shit.


Wands for sure. As for dicks, we sell way more vibes than static dongs.

No returns.

Im sorry I dont get the reference.

do you have any gloryholes in your store

Do you get any feedback from customers?

Depends how extreme. Latex/catsuits are hard bc people want them custom. Limited market and we'd be sitting on them for a long time.

2017 - not being a fag yet

protip: OP is always a fag

Ever catch anybody fucking in the bathroom?
People jizz on the walls and stuff?

Basically, when I say bookmarks I mean weed.

Do you get customers that ask for your personal opinion on certain products? How often do you have to lie to answer said questions?

Ever pick up any chicks there

No. Arcades are very hard to operate with the legislation in my county.

Yes. My location is the highest rated store in the bistate area. We listen to what the customers want and will order anything (legal) if its not available in store.

Nope. No public bathrooms.

How big is the largest dildo in the store?

Had multiple opportunities but I got a girl. Also had chicks want to fuck and watch them masturbate with the new toys they bought, but thats a BIG NONO. If they're UC we could get shut down for that shit. Gotta ask em to leave.

Can't like get their number and do it at a later date? Or is that a no no too?

Does your girl partake?

Longest is 17 inches. Great American challenge posted in my OP is close. Pic related is most girth.

I'm 6'3 220 for reference. Dong has roughly 6 inch circumference iirc.

do hot girls ever go in, or is always trash?

bonus question, do these girls ever go in by themselves or do they always have a male bodyguard?

Ever catch anybody fapping while looking at your merchandise. Dude or chick?

What are the most extreme toys that you have held in stock?

Both. We get a mix of everyone. All races, classes, etc.

Everyonr likes fuckin.

We get a fair share of single girls but weekends in particular we get a ton of couples.

Yes. We've had a shitload of problems with this one tweaker. Hes locked himself in the bathroom twice now, smoked dope in the store, tried jerking off and been arrested multiple times. Dude keeps gettig out and coming right back though.

Why do you have such oddly shaped books? How do you read them?

CBT stuff.

seems like a pretty lame store. there is a store here in las vegas i live that has animal porn

Whats the best selling thing in the store?

What's the most strange / weird thing you've ordered in for somebody?

How do you feel about Syria?

Heated microbullet.

Second time today that the Challenge has been brought up in conversation. It's a fantastic piece.

Who the hell still buys porn mags/DVD's in current year?

Is that legal?

BTW is it like live action HC animal and human porn?

Old people

i dont think its legal and yes its life action human and animal fucking. they have it playing in their"arcade booths" and you can buy it

Whats the best excuse you've heard for dudes buying anal shit?

How is the money, is it worth getting into? (I create online stores)

how much did that kill business. That and online orders shoulda put brick and mortar out of business, no?

>Yes. We've had a shitload of problems with this one tweaker. Hes locked himself in the bathroom twice now, smoked dope in the store, tried jerking off and been arrested multiple times. Dude keeps gettig out and coming right back though.

this is a great read

Dirty? Vacuum and clean you swine!
Clean every day!

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Nah, when it comes to toys seeing it in person can be a big help as to whether it suits or not. I bought a We-vibe online for me and the missus, shit sucks, should have seen it in person.

Not too strange per se, but simien fuck machines.

Biggest flaw I see with it is the base is very shallow so Id imagine it has poor suction abilities. We dont sell many of them. The Dic Johnson Dick Rambone 17 inch outsells the GAC 5:1.

Old men. HUGE part of out customer base. From 10am to 1pm 90% of out clientele is old guys buying movies, mags and dick pills.


>for wife
>gag gift

Never fails lol

Will you give me a job?

So do you have bathrooms or not?

How often do younsee dudes buy anal shit?

>The Dic Johnson Dick Rambone 17 inch
maximum kek

>The Dic Johnson Dick Rambone 17 inch

answer me you rancid swine

>this

d-do-DO you and your co-workers ever make fun of the customers after they leave?

Do you have any back issues of babyface, just 18, barely legal, etc. from the late 90s?

I liked a lot of those models, but I never new their real names so I had a herd time finding their work outside of those magazines.

Do you live in Montana you filthy vagrant?

>y-y-y-y-y-you're a fucking faggot

whats the weather like outside. exact details please

What's the most kinky stories you have?

Is that what they say?

>Hes locked himself in the bathroom twice now
you contradict yourself:
>No public bathrooms

do you guys have a gloryhole going on? ive never actually been to an "adult" store but i heard that sometimes happens

the private restroom wouldn't be that hard to find in a tiny store user.

first day of summer detected

We get lots of back issues of the teen mags, but none that old. Fetish/bondage mags on the other hand, we got mags with mid 80s printing dates.

Nope.

Pic related. Not open to public, but tgat didnt stop byron the tweaker from entering and getting his fap on.

What would you recommend To A girl that Wants to get into Toys and stuff like that but doesnt know what to get first/where to start? (asking for girlfriend)

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yet only 1 person, a tweaker at that, has found it and noone else has ever had sex in it. I call BS

Looked like the shop in Missoula to me too.

Depends on what she likes. Vibration? Wand or bullet. Penetration? Dong or maybe clone a willy modeled after you. Both? rabbit.

I assume OP's tweaker is sneaky in to the employee bathroom.

ok then

I was assuming Billings, but I can see Missoula also having that

have you ever caught someone (male or female) masturbating in your store?

To a Girl that wants to get into toys.

Get these.

It works wonders in any hole you want to use it in.

ANSWER ME YOU RANCID SWINE

Yeap, go with a bullet or wand initially, easy to use with her.

>Pic related
okay, no BS, bw, you realize for under $25 there is a really cool invention that requires a unique little metal item to gain admittance to private areas....

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Ever think of oh hell I dont know. Putting a fucking lock on the door?

estim is GOAT. love me some wired nipples

you realize school ended like a month ago and its been pretty summer here for awhile now right?

hey OP do you guys have things like mangas/doujins? if so what fetishes are your stores limits? (basically if so do you carry things like extreme,gore, rape, bestiality, or lolis)

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Don't throw away those pads. They are useful. I have had good results trimming one small (don't cut the leads!), placing on frenulum, and using a clothespin to to clamp the pad tight to the loose skin. Stick the other pole on perineum area. Careful with this though. Smaller the surface area the sharper the shock.

We got a pair like that, she allways uses the Elecro stim on her shoulderblades.(Chronic pain) Never considered it in that way.
She allways wanted to try Kinky shit and Ive supported her. Im thinking about getting her A Vibe for her 20th. I know one thing and thats that she doesnt like anal

Or dragon stuff

do you know if anyone makes a double headed attachment for an hitachi wand?

Triggered someone detected a flaw in your reasoning.

Not even him. Stop being a bitch

>We got a pair like that, she allways uses the Elecro stim on her shoulderblades.(Chronic pain) Never considered it in that way.

For women, place one pad on either side of vagina right at the top of the inner thigh. Girls seem to love that placement.

>he thinks the term "summer" on Sup Forums relates to the seasonal cycle and not the general american school schedule (and any other country i am americunt and dont know the schedules of other countries)

Might try that next time, she uses that thing on like max settings on her back.

should have known summer cannot create anything including play on words.
Cancer copies and imitates until this whole place is dead

dude that was such a good insult, it definitely had nothing to do with the fact that you are a massive faggot and was fucking retarded.

look i'll even admit my first post was pretty fucking summer, but you were still the fucking retard here

there is something in the store that scares you?

12 yr old asks "is there a gloryhole back there?"
>first day of summer detected
>cannot see this is obvious play on words.
>does not even know its the first day of summer.
>only basement dwelling fags with no job pay no attention to the day of the month or week because it's not necessary.
>admits he's summer
>and add a proverbial "but" afterwards

There is no but. You = Cancer, and once again cancer ruins a
/thread

We dont sell dragin dildos. At the pricepoint, we cant keep up with online shops with those. Its also a very limited market. Ive never had someone IRL request one.

The bugs. Building is old as fuck and even though we have a monthly exterminator, we still get the occasional creepy crawly.

maybe you should post a fuck tonne of scat porn. that'll teach him right?